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The Machine(TM) Says:
« on: January 14, 2008, 08:48:21 am »


Go back to sleep!!     :|


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Re: The Machine(TM) Says:
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2008, 11:39:29 am »
NO UUUUUU!
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Re: The Machine(TM) Says:
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2008, 02:25:36 pm »
How can we sleep when our beds are burning?
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Re: The Machine(TM) Says:
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2008, 04:17:48 pm »
How can we dance when our Earth is turning?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: The Machine(TM) Says:
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2008, 04:34:12 pm »
How can we dance when some sort of pink triangle is shoved up our ass?


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Re: The Machine(TM) Says:
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2008, 05:53:27 pm »
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: The Machine(TM) Says:
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2008, 07:31:49 pm »
Sir,

If I were to go back to sleep, it is entirely too likely that I might become the next victim of Union Rape Squads which even now threaten the pure, soft buttocks of country boys from Carolina to Texas.

If there is a Machine giving out orders, I would think it a sign that the world itself were coming undone!

Doubtfully Yours,

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Re: The Machine(TM) Says:
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2013, 08:32:02 pm »


Go back to sleep!!     :|


If only I could. 


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Re: The Machine(TM) Says:
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2013, 09:04:15 pm »
Sir,

If I were to go back to sleep, it is entirely too likely that I might become the next victim of Union Rape Squads which even now threaten the pure, soft buttocks of country boys from Carolina to Texas.

If there is a Machine giving out orders, I would think it a sign that the world itself were coming undone!

Doubtfully Yours,

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