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Re: What is this exactly?
« Reply #30 on: January 27, 2008, 12:44:04 pm »
Just think Mexico! And all the fun stuff that comes with it. Plus there is a possibility of human sacrifice! Can't wait. I am going to go from september until december. it should be great, get away from the humdrum western civilization and engage in a dionysian like orgy for four monthes? Good times.
Okay, why not. Didn't want to die alone anyways.

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Re: What is this exactly?
« Reply #31 on: January 27, 2008, 04:22:50 pm »
You'll have to grow a beard first.

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Re: What is this exactly?
« Reply #32 on: January 27, 2008, 06:01:49 pm »
yeah, all the cool kids have beards now.
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Re: What is this exactly?
« Reply #33 on: January 28, 2008, 01:51:49 pm »
I tend to think of it as a built-in scarf. 
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Re: What is this exactly?
« Reply #34 on: January 28, 2008, 01:54:43 pm »
im quite fond of my beard


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Re: What is this exactly?
« Reply #35 on: January 28, 2008, 02:47:57 pm »
I WISH I could grow a beard. I'd be such a beardo.

My flatmate Mike is having a "Miami Vice Moustache Week" at work. All the dudes in IT are growing crazy moustaches. It fucking rules and I wish I could join them.



I mean srsly:


they're fucking RAWKIN those 'staches!

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Re: What is this exactly?
« Reply #36 on: January 28, 2008, 03:00:38 pm »
For the longest time, my facial hair was too sparse to look like anything cool.  I can't wait to have an awesome santa claus beard.

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Re: What is this exactly?
« Reply #37 on: January 28, 2008, 08:36:51 pm »
It's easier to grow a beard then to be shaving every freakin day.   
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Re: What is this exactly?
« Reply #38 on: January 28, 2008, 09:02:14 pm »
I tend to think of it as a built-in scarf. 

Damn, now I want one.
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Re: What is this exactly?
« Reply #39 on: January 28, 2008, 09:47:59 pm »
It's also good at meetings.  You can do that pensive, beard stroke to make it look like you give a shit about what anyone has to say when really you are thinking "Hmm, I bet I could totally take that dude's eye out with this here pen."
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Re: What is this exactly?
« Reply #40 on: January 28, 2008, 11:17:57 pm »
I play with my facial hair a lot lately, too.  Can't seem to stop since I'm so amused by its' presence. 

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Re: What is this exactly?
« Reply #41 on: January 29, 2008, 12:27:31 am »
It's also good at meetings.  You can do that pensive, beard stroke to make it look like you give a shit about what anyone has to say when really you are thinking "Hmm, I bet I could totally take that dude's eye out with this here pen."

The possibilities are endless! I'm just not sure I'm ready to be a bearded lady..
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Re: What is this exactly?
« Reply #42 on: January 29, 2008, 02:00:25 am »
I'm still waiting for mine to be more than shitty scruff. I tried to get my sideburns to join up with my 'stache, but it wouldn't quite make it... ONE GODDAMN INCH, I swear that's all that separated them.

They need to be together. Why does fate keep them apart like this? :(

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Re: What is this exactly?
« Reply #43 on: January 29, 2008, 02:10:14 am »
LOVE...LOVE WILL TEAR YOUR BEARDS APART
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Re: What is this exactly?
« Reply #44 on: January 29, 2008, 07:48:16 am »
It's also good at meetings.  You can do that pensive, beard stroke to make it look like you give a shit about what anyone has to say when really you are thinking "Hmm, I bet I could totally take that dude's eye out with this here pen."

The possibilities are endless! I'm just not sure I'm ready to be a bearded lady..

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