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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #360 on: January 15, 2012, 05:38:09 pm »
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #361 on: January 15, 2012, 09:18:21 pm »
Attack ad against Romney in SC. (Also, narrated by Lithgow, which is awesome).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW0JTcYeKXg

Colbert Super PAC Ad - Attack In B Minor For Strings
"If corporations are people, then Mitt Romney is [...] Mitt the Ripper."
Ya' stupid Yank.

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #362 on: January 15, 2012, 09:23:36 pm »
Attack ad against Romney in SC. (Also, narrated by Lithgow, which is awesome).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW0JTcYeKXg

Colbert Super PAC Ad - Attack In B Minor For Strings
"If corporations are people, then Mitt Romney is [...] Mitt the Ripper."

Well I now feel my contribution has gone to good use. :lulz:
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #363 on: January 21, 2012, 04:38:53 pm »
most recent Super Pac email:

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Dear Super PAC Super Voters,

Hey, it's Jon. It feels like only a week ago that we started this crazy journey to convince Stephen Colbert to run for President of the United States of South Carolina. But in fact it was a week and two days. Time flies when you're not coordinating!

Today is the South Carolina Republican Primary, so I just wanted to remind you to make your voice heard in the form of Stephen Colbert's voice in the form of Herman Cain's voice. Do your patriotic duty and vote for a man that's no longer running!

I'll see you at The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC victory party. We have a lot of money, so we splurged on name-brand cola!

Jon Stewart
President For Life For Now
The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC

PS - Just a reminder, our Super PAC is not coordinating with Stephen Colbert, or Herman Cain, or any of the candidates. Although, full disclosure: I once brushed up against Mitt Romney at the 2008 Republican Convention. His skin was cold and rubbery, like a damp rain slicker.


This, after a barrage of Ads in South Carolina, the most recent of which "attacks" Colbert: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igZMahgu2_0&feature=related
Ya' stupid Yank.