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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #45 on: February 08, 2008, 03:49:50 pm »
That's okay, nobody else goes there, it might as well be ravaged by trolls.
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #46 on: February 08, 2008, 03:50:54 pm »
Fortunately, they just seem interested in the stash of TGGR rants so far.  He's been busy over there, and is certainly making an impact.
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« Reply #47 on: February 09, 2008, 05:59:43 am »
This got brought up in IRC and should be noted:

Someone should send a letter coded in the Zwack Cypher. Someone else from somewhere else should send him a photocopy of the page out of the Illuminatus! Appendix that has the Zwack tables.



Also, working on letterheads/graphics.
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #48 on: February 09, 2008, 06:05:09 pm »
ATTN: SHOP WIZARDS and WRATHFUL PAINTERS

Your talents are needed to produce images for COLBERTGASM

We need a sig size image

A stamp sized image

An avatar sized image (like 100 x 100, and a copy at 75 x 75)

And a few straight-up ads of varying sizes.

Suggested imagery:

Colbert + Illuminati symbols
Stewart + Discordian symbols

A big shiny COLBERTGASM logo.



We'll spill these all over the web with links to Colbergasm.


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« Reply #49 on: February 09, 2008, 09:55:40 pm »
8.5 x 11

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« Reply #50 on: February 09, 2008, 10:01:08 pm »
ATTN: SHOP WIZARDS and WRATHFUL PAINTERS

Your talents are needed to produce images for COLBERTGASM

We need a sig size image

A stamp sized image

An avatar sized image (like 100 x 100, and a copy at 75 x 75)

And a few straight-up ads of varying sizes.

Suggested imagery:

Colbert + Illuminati symbols
Stewart + Discordian symbols

A big shiny COLBERTGASM logo.



We'll spill these all over the web with links to Colbergasm.


BUZZ WEEK is Feb 17th - Feb 23rd. At the time of this writing we have one week to get ready.

So you want the above images coordinated together right?

WTH is stamp size?
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #51 on: February 09, 2008, 10:18:19 pm »
Quote
So you want the above images coordinated together right?

Not necessarily.

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WTH is stamp size?

*scratches head*

I guess I meant like 250 x 250?
 "large" avatar size.

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #52 on: February 09, 2008, 10:39:51 pm »
jon and stephen's fan mail addresses have been added to the wiki

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« Reply #53 on: February 09, 2008, 11:04:22 pm »
Lol, this is great, adding this to the wiki as well:

http://men.style.com/gq/features/slideshow/v/041307COLBERT?loop=0&slideshowId=slideshow41007&iphoto=1&nphoto=6&play=false&cnt=1


GQ: Stephen Colbert

Q: College nickname?

A: High Snow Lord of the Blowlands (there’s an innocent story behind this —I was snorting cocaine for charity.)
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Further mail should(may) be addressed to Probationer S. Colbert, High Snow Lord of the Blowlands,... or whatnot.
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #54 on: February 09, 2008, 11:23:04 pm »
 :lol: I have a feeling that's a D&D character name.



Here's an idea--
You fill in a number of pieces of mail that people pledge to send
it generates a sig for you with that number in it.

Does anyone know of a way to generate that?

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« Reply #55 on: February 09, 2008, 11:51:29 pm »
:lol: I have a feeling that's a D&D character name.



Here's an idea--
You fill in a number of pieces of mail that people pledge to send
it generates a sig for you with that number in it.

Does anyone know of a way to generate that?

Sure, maybe we could even keep track of the number people input.... Do you want specific text for the sig?
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« Reply #56 on: February 10, 2008, 03:01:03 am »
Not exactly following you.


Here's a work in progress. Any ideas for other symbols, etc?

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #57 on: February 10, 2008, 07:27:05 am »
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #58 on: February 10, 2008, 01:40:01 pm »
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« Reply #59 on: February 10, 2008, 04:26:13 pm »
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