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Re: Welcome.
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2008, 02:52:28 pm »
Where is he now?
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« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2008, 02:54:32 pm »
I am welcome. I come well.
Hello and snow-filled day to you too.
This is my first of these "text" things testings.
Could someone say something truly inspiring to me?


Hillary Clinton is going to be your next President. 
Does that inspire you?


isnt s/he/it from finland :D hahah not every1 is from the US of A

Really?  Never realised that. 

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Re: Welcome.
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2008, 02:57:20 pm »
I am welcome. I come well.
Hello and snow-filled day to you too.
This is my first of these "text" things testings.
Could someone say something truly inspiring to me?


Hillary Clinton is going to be your next President. 
Does that inspire you?


isnt s/he/it from finland :D hahah not every1 is from the US of A

Really?  Never realised that. 



hehehe which didnt you?


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« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2008, 03:03:08 pm »
of course I know everyone isn't from USA, and of course I thought she/he/whatever could've been from somewhere else.  It was just a stupid gag.

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« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2008, 03:05:25 pm »
Besides, Clinton is in league with the Bilderbergs, so when she is president she WILL be your president anyway. Whether you like it or not.
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"I contradict myself?  Very well then, I contradict myself; I am large - I contain multitudes."  -Walt Whitman

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« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2008, 03:24:55 pm »
"For in exceptional circumstances that which is commonly held to be wrong is found on reflection not to be wrong. I shall illustrate my meaning by a special case which, however, has a general bearing. There is no greater crime than to murder a fellowman, especially a friend. Still who would say that he commits a crime who assassinates a tyrant, however close a friend? The people of Rome, I tell you, think it no crime, but the noblest of all noble deeds. Did expediency here triumph over virtue? No, virtue followed in the train of expediency. . . . There can be no such thing as fellowship with tyrants, nothing but bitter feud is possible: and it is not repugnant to nature to despoil, if you can, those whom it is a virtue to kill; nay, this pestilent and godless brood should be utterly banished from human society. For, as we amputate a limb in which the blood and the vital spirit have ceased to circulate, because it injures the rest of the body, so monsters, who, under human guise, conceal the cruelty and ferocity of a wild beast, should be severed from the common body of humanity."

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Re: Welcome.
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2008, 03:33:32 pm »
Hillary's gonna be ALL yuor presidents. She'll be the leader of the Free World which means she'll be the president of Europe too. So is she your president? Or are you a terrorist?

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anyway, for something inspiring? I'm bad at being inspirational on the spot, but


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Re: Welcome.
« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2008, 05:35:32 pm »
Where is he now?

He had a bad case of acute vaginitis.
 
We had to call 911 and have him whisked away in the WAAAAAHHH-mbulance.
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« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2008, 10:25:09 pm »
I shall say something to inspire you.

Death to the infidels.
Death to the unbelievers.
Death to those who challenge the might of our dread ruler.
May they choke on their own crop of hatred.
May their children never know laughter.
May their victory turn to ash in their mouth.
May their skin blister and face become ridden with pox.
Long live ERIS!
Long live the lady of discord!
Long live GDC!
Long live the shadow government!
Ia CTHULHU!
Ia DAGON!
Ia HYDRA!
IA! IA!
Okay, why not. Didn't want to die alone anyways.

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« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2008, 06:12:39 am »
Sorry if this was obvious, but Disorder was almost certainly using a translator to another language and then back to English for his posts. It gets on my nerves when people do this to either sound foreign, or just to be "different".

 :argh!:


I guess I don't really have a point. But Disorder, if you are indeed doing this, STOP.
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« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2008, 07:07:27 am »
Really?  I just took him to be stupid.

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« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2008, 01:18:42 pm »
I didn't find it too odd to read.  If it helps, go for it.

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« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2008, 02:27:58 pm »
yeah, fuck it, getting a sloppy point across to some assholes on the internets is better than going batshit insane with no one to discuss these things with and eventually going to your job with a high-powered rifle and showing everyone how misunderstood you really are.


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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

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« Reply #28 on: February 10, 2008, 03:23:43 pm »
Yeah it still beats Aini's racist shit.
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« Reply #29 on: February 10, 2008, 03:31:55 pm »
As long as they're not trying to annoy me, it's cool.