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Re: Welcome.
« Reply #45 on: February 11, 2008, 03:21:51 pm »
well, there are really only about 200 people in Finland.

about 20 of them are metal musicians who have multiple monikers and rotate through bands interchangeably (those 20 people comprise the lineups of about 75 metal bands), the rest are roadies, groupies, and fans.

I have it on good authority that downtown Helsinki is really just a small arena with an airstrip, a gas station, and a beer store nearby.
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

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« Reply #46 on: February 11, 2008, 03:24:06 pm »
I hear they only break from playing heavy metal in Finland in order to drink vodka and be depressed, which they organize by rota.

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« Reply #47 on: February 11, 2008, 04:26:40 pm »
So, what the hell are we doing in other parts of the world, again?

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« Reply #48 on: February 11, 2008, 06:15:23 pm »
actually having sunrises and sunsets for most of the year, non-ridiculous alcohol prices ?

 YOU DRINK SALMIAKKI OR YOU NO REAL FINNISH!
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« Reply #49 on: February 11, 2008, 07:19:30 pm »
Ah so you're a vocalist.

Do you actually sing or are you a grunter?
What's the name of your band?
Do you have any soundclips to share?
What's your favorite Finnish Metal Band?
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« Reply #50 on: February 11, 2008, 07:30:24 pm »
Ah so you're a vocalist.

Do you actually sing or are you a grunter?
What's the name of your band?
Do you have any soundclips to share?
What's your favorite Finnish Metal Band?
Profit?

Seconded!

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« Reply #51 on: February 11, 2008, 09:30:28 pm »
4. Äitisi nai poroja: Your mother fucks reindeers. Who told you that?

 :lol:  :lol: http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/finnish.htm
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« Reply #52 on: February 11, 2008, 10:44:20 pm »
Please explain what Satumaa is to me.
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« Reply #53 on: February 11, 2008, 11:00:54 pm »
Please explain to me how the IAA can help your oppressed Finno-Ugric brothers to throw off the yoke of Russian oppression, preferrably in a manner that makes the founders of the IAA the new Sultans of Murmansk and Archangelsk?
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« Reply #54 on: February 12, 2008, 06:01:19 am »
What IAA are we talking about?
Irish Aviation Authority?
International Academy of Astronautics?

Satumaa? How do you know about this things?  :?

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« Reply #55 on: February 12, 2008, 06:04:03 am »
Satumaa? How do you know about this things?  :?

It is of course, the quintessential Finnish tango.
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« Reply #56 on: February 12, 2008, 06:15:04 am »
You just want them all for yourself, I bet.

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« Reply #57 on: February 12, 2008, 09:51:08 am »
If you visit Finland some day just say: 90 mice too.

Just a hint. Say that to any finnish woman/man and they will love you.

And also try this : Rice cows!
Just run somewhere and scream rice cows rice cows. There will be lot of action after that.  :)

hahahah thats evil, what waould that pronounce in finnish?


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« Reply #58 on: February 12, 2008, 11:07:31 am »
heheh now i just gotta get myself to finland


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« Reply #59 on: February 12, 2008, 11:51:46 am »
IAA = Inter-Arctic Alliance

Or something along those lines anyway.  I'm not paid to remember what initials stand for.

Also, upload your musics, so we can listen.  I suggest using mihd.net