Seeing as I am still in my early noob phase, I dunno how this'll be recieved.
Totally free for you to steal and make better and print/use if you want.
EPIMETHEUSPEW (EPMS, or E
h, let me think P
SUBJECT: The Virus
I’ll try to be forthright.
You’re dead. It’s not something you caused, but it is something you let happen. But it’s okay. It’s not your fault. Look at everyone around you. They’re probably dead (or, if lucky, just dying) too. It’s something that, to some degree, happens to everyone. I’m dead?
, you ask. But I feel fine
. Well, I don’t blame you. That’s how the virus works. Yes, I said it. It is the virus that has killed you. A virus?
you say. Well, it must be benign. It’s not like everyone looks diseased.
In fact, the virus is quite harmful. The very reason everyone doesn’t look diseased is because the virus makes it seem that way to you. The virus infects every person on Earth. It keeps an eye on you once you’re born, but can’t get in until that oh so special day… The day you start learning.
When you start learning, you have officially been compressed by your parents (or guardians) into their reality tunnel. Pretty soon you mold your own, but it is only made of what you can glean off theirs. Finally the virus can get to you. The reality tunnel you have made is a direct passage for the virus to travel right into your brain.
Then you start school, and the virus feeds, and feeds, and feeds. It has rooted itself in your brain even more. All it will do for most of your life is feed, and get stronger and stronger. Right now it is there inside you, waiting for more information to enter so it can devour every bit. As your eyes see this, it is the virus that reads it and interprets it, and decides what to do with it. Your cognitive process, memory, and even movements are controlled by the virus. Everything you hear people say, see people do, even smell, feel, and taste, pass through the virus for inspection before being let through into your brain. It has always been this way, and will continue till the day you die, unless you take action. Starting now.
(Followed by several Discordian memebombs of the think-for-yourself-schmuck flavor)
I hope you know what to do.