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if everybody has a disease, is it still a disease?

or is it just part of having a body?


WTF is this shit?  Of course it's still a fucking disease.  Goddammit.  Kill yourself and fuck the body.
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ahhahaaha vaccinated i win!!

The vaccine only protects against the cancer strains.  The non dangerous forms aren't seen as worth fighting.
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ahhahaaha vaccinated i win!!

The vaccine only protects against the cancer strains.  The non dangerous forms aren't seen as worth fighting.

They aren't.  Their only side effect is creeping Zalgoism.
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ahhahaaha vaccinated i win!!

The vaccine only protects against the cancer strains.  The non dangerous forms aren't seen as worth fighting.

that's because if they only get genital warts it's kinda like having them be ribbed for your pleasure.
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HPV still scares me, but I'm already too old for the shot, and there's a good chance I've had it already.

Coochie cancer scares me actually. I know way too many women my age or even younger who have already been diagnosed with cervical cancer. However, there is one sure fire way to reduce your risk...DON'T USE TAMPONS. Shoving artificial absorbent materials into your vag that holds onto bacteria-infused fluids for a few hours at a time is a great way to aggravate cells, IMHO.

Wear a pad and change it often, keep yourself clean with unscented, non-cottony, undyed toilet paper and moistened wipes, don't douche, don't use deodorant sprays, and let your body do what it's supposed to do, ladies. It's like a self-cleaning appliance after your period. The only thing that goes in my vagina is what it's designed to hold, and that's a penis and the body of an infant if and when that time comes.

Also: spermicidal lubricants. Always have protected sex, but watch the chemicals that could be introduced into your system. There's a lot of natural and very necessary flora on the walls of the vagina that help control infections. When that shit get's off balance is when HPV and yeast causes problems.

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you need to make yourself a superhero costume to this effect.
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you need to make yourself a superhero costume to this effect.

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what does this mean!!?

You are not cleared for that information.

will you stop clearing me of infromation!?  its taking a real toll on my know..leged..isms...

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It's not hard to figure out, really.

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what does this mean!!?

You are not cleared for that information.

will you stop clearing me of infromation!?  its taking a real toll on my know..leged..isms...

YOU HAVE FAILED THE INTELLIGENCE PORTION OF THIS TEST. 

YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE SOME ORGANS AT THE DOOR.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.