I picked up about 36 eggs from the dollar store this weekend. I think I'm getting more.
I wrote on them, and the pictures are now on flickr and tagged eggGASM: http://www.flickr.com/photos/24730910@N05/
I will be stuffing them accordingly, and hiding them this coming weekend. Probably Friday. I know Sunday would be better, but frankly, I just can't make Sunday work, so better early than never, right?
I am absolutely tickled about this mission
EDIT cause I wanna add some pics and stuff:
all the eggs!
CAIN FOR TCC ADMIN
here's a breakdown of what I wrote on my eggs:
-6 yellow eggs labeled "kallisti"
-"-what the hell?
-who just leaves an egg somewhere?
-i dunno, better just let it be...
-yeah, just leave it alone."
-holy crap! an egg!
-won't you be my groundhog?
-happy father's day!
-look for a GASM? ...then i'm your egg!
-not a trick. not a chain letter. just the meaning of life!
-it's okay to open me--i'm unfertilized!
-ZOMG 23-5 PINEAL FNORD!
(on opposite side)
-fold along dotted line (zigzagging around outside of egg)
-OH HAI! let's be friends!
-EVIL SPACE ALIEN EGG DOOM
-nothing to see here. move along.
-ACTUAL SIZE!* (in star burst) *some restrictions apply, void where prohibited (small text, on bottom)
-FREE DRUGS INSIDE
-FREE HUGS INSIDE
-INSTANT DANCE PARTY! just open!
-baby chicken not included
-CAIN FOR TCC ADMIN
-VOTE ERIS IN '08
-a vote for eris is a vote for sexy!
-i for one welcome our coming robot overlords
-STEAL THIS EGG!
-the contents of this egg are cooler when you're drunk
-NO! NO! please do not open me! i'm a virgin!
-LOOK INSIDE ME
-DO NOT OPEN if you do not like happiness!