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Re: EggGASM
« Reply #30 on: June 13, 2008, 07:00:36 pm »
Erister Egg Hunt is a great name, but I like the "eggGASM" tags for consistency.
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Re: EggGASM
« Reply #31 on: June 14, 2008, 03:04:26 am »
The Mythics of Harmonia adopted this as Erister Egg Hunt the same time Cramulus adopted it as EggGASM.  I like both names--whatever works to get the word spread.  I'll come back later and post details of what some of the groups did.

I actually prefer Erister Egg Hunt.

Say what?  What's wrong with EggGASM?  Are you being disrespectful to Professor Cramulus?

Oh wait.  You ARE Professor Cramulus.

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Re: EggGASM
« Reply #32 on: January 15, 2009, 06:50:08 pm »
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Found another cabal who is writing about EGGGASM:

http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/vonnegut/42/egg.html

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Re: EggGASM
« Reply #33 on: January 15, 2009, 08:48:48 pm »
easter isn't terribly far off. april 12th.

i have to say, this was a really fun gasm. i have some egg shells left over from last year. planning on getting a lot more this time and covering a lot more land.

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Re: EggGASM
« Reply #34 on: January 15, 2009, 09:12:59 pm »
have 13 collected so far with minimal effort
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: EggGASM
« Reply #35 on: January 16, 2009, 09:29:19 pm »
If you lay Erister Eggs does that give you an EggGASM? I'm going to lay some eggs!

By the way, Easter is on a Sunday this year, right?  :fnord:

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Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: EggGASM
« Reply #37 on: January 20, 2009, 06:56:42 pm »
If you lay Erister Eggs does that give you an EggGASM? I'm going to lay some eggs!

By the way, Easter is on a Sunday this year, right?  :fnord:

are you 100% positive your name doesn't mean "shaved pussy"?
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Re: EggGASM
« Reply #38 on: January 21, 2009, 04:59:07 am »
If you lay Erister Eggs does that give you an EggGASM? I'm going to lay some eggs!

By the way, Easter is on a Sunday this year, right?  :fnord:

are you 100% positive your name doesn't mean "shaved pussy"?

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Re: EggGASM
« Reply #39 on: March 10, 2009, 08:11:44 pm »
got a new set of 48 eggs, VERY SLICK, comes in a carton like your average dirty dozen (ONLY $4 @grocery outlet)

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then the 36 or so i already had...
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Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: EggGASM
« Reply #40 on: March 29, 2009, 01:06:49 am »
Awesome way to use up old silk:

http://www.ourbestbites.com/2008/03/silk-dyed-eggs.html

I wonder if it would work if you "blew" the eggs first (IE, poke a little hole on the top and one on the bottom and then BLOW. Works better if one hole is bigger and you blow through the smaller one).

I wonder if you got the larger whole the right size, could you slip rolled up pieces of paper inside?

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Re: EggGASM
« Reply #41 on: March 30, 2009, 02:17:34 pm »
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Found another cabal who is writing about EGGGASM:

http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/vonnegut/42/egg.html

That link alone is win--Tattoine AND Vonnegut?  Too much win, too much!  Anyway, I like this--as I've bought about 8 HUGE golden eggs, so I'm going to put fortunes and maybe one other thing in there...gotta figure out WHAT though...

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Re: EggGASM
« Reply #42 on: March 31, 2009, 02:38:50 pm »
What happens if the eggs are mistaken for concealed plastic explosives?
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Hm.  Point.  I think I'll be wearing gloves to do this.

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Re: EggGASM
« Reply #43 on: March 31, 2009, 02:43:16 pm »
Ok, I should probably dig around the toyboxes upstairs and find little pieces of whatnot to go in them along with the memebombs.  Hm.  I'm also thinking of printing up pope cards, tiny ones.

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Re: EggGASM
« Reply #44 on: April 24, 2009, 09:16:05 pm »
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Found another cabal who is writing about EGGGASM:

http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/vonnegut/42/egg.html

I read that cabal, the Sacred Chao Ranch Cabal, began it back in about 1997:

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One Easter, the Sacred Chao Ranch Cabal hid plastic Easter eggs all over the mall, supermarkets, museums, churches, etc. that had enlightening fortunes trapped inside. The fortunes were along the lines of "This is an unfertilized egg", "The PA lottery number for 5-23-97 will be 17-32-5", "You picked the 10 of Clubs", "25 cents off of LUCKY CHARMS", and "You are pregnant (replace egg if you are a man)".

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