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Re: This is a Very Serious Topic
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2008, 06:49:27 pm »
It's snowing.  Seriously. 




No, it's raining seriously!


I HATE the midwest :argh!:

It was doing both a couple of nights ago.
Now that's just plain silly.  Need I remind you that silliness is what the rest of the board is for.  This is the serious thread.

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Re: This is a Very Serious Topic
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2008, 06:54:58 pm »
Thanks for that advice.  I now consider myself cognisant of this issue. 
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« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2008, 03:47:07 am »
I'm having a hard time differentiating between the absurdly serious, seriously absurd and absurdly silly.  Do you think this is a serious problem, or am I just being silly?  If so, let me assure you that I am resolved to stop at once.

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« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2008, 03:56:41 am »
Now just calm down...
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« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2008, 04:05:02 am »
I'm having a hard time differentiating between the absurdly serious, seriously absurd and absurdly silly.  Do you think this is a serious problem, or am I just being silly?  If so, let me assure you that I am resolved to stop at once.

I'd go with either we're always serious, or never serious.  I'm pretty sure it's one or the other.

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Re: This is a Very Serious Topic
« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2008, 12:04:15 pm »
I'm having a hard time differentiating between the absurdly serious, seriously absurd and absurdly silly.  Do you think this is a serious problem, or am I just being silly?  If so, let me assure you that I am resolved to stop at once.


That's absurd!

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« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2008, 12:32:10 pm »
I'm having a hard time differentiating between the absurdly serious, seriously absurd and absurdly silly.  Do you think this is a serious problem, or am I just being silly?  If so, let me assure you that I am resolved to stop at once.

"Oh, well, then stop."
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2008, 10:42:04 pm »
It has been scientifically proven that seriousness might in some cases possibly be the leading cause of stress. Stress is the equivalent of having highblood pressure, and that causes heart attacks. Those things are known to kill people, and so if you are serious or have anything serious to say on the internet, you support heart attacks, and by default support suicide by blog.

Why are there a bunch of fuzzy yellow things on my screen smiling at me?

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« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2008, 10:50:42 pm »
It has been scientifically proven that seriousness might in some cases possibly be the leading cause of stress. Stress is the equivalent of having highblood pressure, and that causes heart attacks. Those things are known to kill people, and so if you are serious or have anything serious to say on the internet, you support heart attacks, and by default support suicide by blog.

Why are there a bunch of fuzzy yellow things on my screen smiling at me?
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Re: This is a Very Serious Topic
« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2008, 11:44:46 pm »
It has been scientifically proven that seriousness might in some cases possibly be the leading cause of stress. Stress is the equivalent of having highblood pressure, and that causes heart attacks. Those things are known to kill people, and so if you are serious or have anything serious to say on the internet, you support heart attacks, and by default support suicide by blog.

Who's up for a fake news article featuring death by blogwar?

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« Reply #25 on: March 28, 2008, 01:39:51 am »
I like that idea.
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« Reply #26 on: March 28, 2008, 03:33:14 am »
No fair, I died in a blogging accident.

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« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2008, 09:53:16 am »
There was a time when I had the time to spend the time to find a ryme with time that wasn't time. It was in a blog i posted my blog and i named it blog in response to a blog and nonsense....BLOG. no time. i don't get it. nonsense, is the only sense, that makes any.

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Re: This is a Very Serious Topic
« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2008, 12:00:58 pm »
It has been scientifically proven that seriousness might in some cases possibly be the leading cause of stress. Stress is the equivalent of having highblood pressure, and that causes heart attacks. Those things are known to kill people, and so if you are serious or have anything serious to say on the internet, you support heart attacks, and by default support suicide by blog.

Who's up for a fake news article featuring death by blogwar?


This sounds like a job for The Adam Weishaupt Society!

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Re: This is a Very Serious Topic
« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2008, 06:11:47 pm »
No fair, I died in a blogging accident.

ah right, "died in a blogging accident" is an xkcd meme, might wanna take that into account
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