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Are you addicted to electricity?
« on: April 01, 2008, 11:09:19 am »
If all electricity would suddenly die, would you too?  :|

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Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 11:13:31 am »
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Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2008, 12:05:12 pm »
If all electricity would suddenly die, would you too?  :|



Answer A)

No, I can scavenge with the best of them, have extensive experience as a freelance bum, have use of a simple ranged weapon, have knowledge of how to generate electricity if I really needed it, and various others bits and pieces of ueful knowledge as well.

If all electricity died, I have determined to steal a car and join Silly Cybin or Cains band of marauding barbaric warriors, ASAP.

The question is cock&repost anyway.

Answer B)

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Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 12:38:45 pm »
I wouldn't die, I'd be filthy rich. I'd invent electricity and the people would revere me as a god
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Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2008, 12:49:37 pm »
If all electricity would suddenly die, would you too?  :|



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Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2008, 12:51:39 pm »
Not that hard to create electricity. You just figure out some way to get a loop of copper wire around a rod to turn inside a magnetic loop. There you have it, electricity.

The trick is finding some good magnets.
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Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2008, 01:08:28 pm »
Repost?
And how should i know that? By lurking more?
Goddamn. It is just a question. :|

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Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2008, 01:21:11 pm »
If all electricity would suddenly die, would you too?  :|



I die a little inside every day, why should this make it any different?
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Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2008, 01:25:01 pm »
If all electricity would suddenly die, would you too?  :|



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Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2008, 01:34:22 pm »
Quick question:  How does electricity "die"?
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Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2008, 02:12:43 pm »
Quick question:  How does electricity "die"?

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Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2008, 02:21:20 pm »
If all electricity would suddenly die, would you too?  :|

I'd miss the steady stream of finely resistored alternating currently pleasantly pulsating my pleasure centers.

Otherwise, I'd chop more wood, fill up the lamps, and deal. 
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Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2008, 02:23:23 pm »
hahahah this board is so xenophobic sometimes. If Disorder posted more than on sentence everyone'd be all like tl;dr! STFU!


Anyway, I think a lot of people would die, but I don't think I would die right away. I'd try to get in on the first wave of looting and then stay low profile until all the noise died down. At the risk of being cocky I think I would survive until I got a kidney infection or something. I'm just cuthroat enough to make it work.

I tell ya this though, I'd get the fuck out of Yonkers NY. Lot of opportunistic motherfuckers in my 'hood.

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Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2008, 02:40:15 pm »
hahahah this board is so xenophobic sometimes. If Disorder posted more than on sentence everyone'd be all like tl;dr! STFU!

I posted tl;dr anyway.

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Re: Are you addicted to electricity?
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2008, 03:00:43 pm »
Quick question:  How does electricity "die"?
All I can think of is EMPs.

Or if power just became too expensive, but that wouldn't really be "dieing"