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Re: Discordian Voters
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2008, 02:15:39 pm »
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Who does a Discordian vote for in the 08' elections?

Whoever the fuck they want to.
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Re: Discordian Voters
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2008, 02:22:20 pm »
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« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2008, 04:02:05 pm »
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Re: Discordian Voters
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2008, 05:54:37 pm »

We live in an age of absolute and unprecedented absurdity. China is hosting the Olympics while beating monks for Eris sake, and no government has the gall to lift a finger; The economy is sinking to the bottom of the toilet, right were we left our freedoms; Most Germans don't even know who the Red Baron was!


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Re: Discordian Voters
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2008, 06:42:07 pm »
Anyone know anything about Ron Paul?  I youtubed him about a week ago and was very surprised that A)he doesn't immediately strike me as a twit B)is actually accepted as a republican party member C)was actually on the ballot this year and D)as far as I can tell so far, actually seems to UNDERSTAND the US Constitution

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« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2008, 06:50:02 pm »
where's that facepalm thingy?
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Re: Discordian Voters
« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2008, 06:52:34 pm »
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Re: Discordian Voters
« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2008, 06:59:58 pm »
Well, the responses have been interesting to say the least. I'm glad to see your responses aren't as hostile as I had expected.

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Re: Discordian Voters
« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2008, 07:01:58 pm »
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Re: Discordian Voters
« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2008, 07:04:34 pm »
Well, the responses have been interesting to say the least. I'm glad to see your responses aren't as hostile as I had expected.

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Re: Discordian Voters
« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2008, 07:09:20 pm »
Well, the responses have been interesting to say the least. I'm glad to see your responses aren't as hostile as I had expected.

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Re: Discordian Voters
« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2008, 07:13:11 pm »
I vote based on die roll, by the way.

My personal beliefs influence how many faces each candidate gets on my electoral d20. But after I've made my rolling chart, IT'S IN GOD'S HANDS.




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Re: Discordian Voters
« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2008, 07:16:36 pm »
Anyone know anything about Ron Paul?  I youtubed him about a week ago and was very surprised that A)he doesn't immediately strike me as a twit B)is actually accepted as a republican party member C)was actually on the ballot this year and D)as far as I can tell so far, actually seems to UNDERSTAND the US Constitution

Most of his voters live in compounds or believe Jews control the USA via the Federal Treasury, he believes in THE FREE MARKET and he only believes in parts of the Constitution.

We have a long history of dealing with Paulbots on a couple of other sites....its more of a cult than a political movement, at the end of the day.  While undoubtedly some people have good reasons for following him and are not obviously insane, they seem to be the minority.  There are much better Libertarians out there (ie ones who actually believe in allowing women to have abortion and not stripping naturalized Americans of their citizenship) and there are better political philosophies out there (ie ones that dont tell you to prepare to take it up the ass from corporations). 

Also, amazingly, his supporters found out that spamming his name on 4chan and digg surprisingly didn't translate into anything like Presidential success, and neither did alienating everyone who registered doubt or questions about his policies with cries of "shill" and "Nazi".  A funny thing, that.

And now, many of them seem content to try and bring Barak Obama down, presumably because if they cant win, they want Clinton or McCain ruin the country.
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Re: Discordian Voters
« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2008, 07:16:47 pm »
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Re: Discordian Voters
« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2008, 07:18:35 pm »
I voted Liberal Democrat in our last election (2005), because I crave ineffectual government that taxes the rich more than it does me.

Also, my local MP, a 900 year old man called Ming, would then be made Prime Minister.  Which would have been hella cool.
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