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Re: Discordian Voters
« Reply #45 on: April 08, 2008, 01:07:34 am »
Quote from: Cain on April 07, 2008, 07:59:25 pm
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message482456/pg1

This thread may give you an idea of the sort of Ron Paul fans we have encountered.

I am in awe - the impression I got from that thread was of hunting rabid three-legged deer with tear gas.
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Re: Discordian Voters
« Reply #46 on: April 08, 2008, 02:50:48 am »
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on April 08, 2008, 01:07:34 am
Quote from: Cain on April 07, 2008, 07:59:25 pm
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message482456/pg1

This thread may give you an idea of the sort of Ron Paul fans we have encountered.

I am in awe - the impression I got from that thread was of hunting rabid three-legged deer with tear gas.

It was even more fun than that.  Ron Paul voters are, as a rule, more fun to fuck with than even the 700 Club.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: Discordian Voters
« Reply #47 on: April 08, 2008, 02:51:33 am »
Quote from: vexati0n on April 07, 2008, 09:36:03 pm




You are insanely full of win.   :lol:
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: Discordian Voters
« Reply #48 on: April 08, 2008, 03:02:28 am »
I'm still leaning towards Andrew Jackson.

The Trail of Tears beats Watergate anyday.
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Re: Discordian Voters
« Reply #49 on: April 08, 2008, 03:06:25 am »
Quote from: Vene on April 08, 2008, 03:02:28 am
I'm still leaning towards Andrew Jackson.

The Trail of Tears beats Watergate anyday.

Andrew Jackson was a filthy hippie, and a drug addict.

Vote Nixon.  Or else.  Or Fred.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: Discordian Voters
« Reply #50 on: April 08, 2008, 04:38:05 am »
Quote from: daruko on April 08, 2008, 04:36:23 am
HOLY SHIT that's funny... I really need to find some time to get into Ron Paul.  There's some serious action going on in that thread.  I think.. I think I love Ron Paul.  Like a.. a.. well, like me.  I love Ron Paul just as much as I love my little ol self.  The good one, that is.   :cry:  oh no I would never love the bad one.  He's a fucking goodfornothing crabfucked jerknosed balls eyes face, and I he's gone feel pain when he's naughty.  FUCK!@@$#$$!!!!!!!!

I'm not sure I'll vote.  I can't find a good reason too.  Oh goddess I hate how robotic that sounds.  I kind of want to, I guess.... eh heheh 
Fuck.  Somebody fuck with my head... Oh shit...  wait.....     wait

I'm sorry everyone.  I'm drinking Guiness.  Fuck.  Shit FUck.    Okay.     

Sorry.   


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AH FUCK OFF@!!$%!
And this, kids, is why you don't drink and post.

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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: Discordian Voters
« Reply #51 on: April 08, 2008, 04:50:56 am »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2008, 04:38:05 am
Quote from: daruko on April 08, 2008, 04:36:23 am
HOLY SHIT that's funny... I really need to find some time to get into Ron Paul.  There's some serious action going on in that thread.  I think.. I think I love Ron Paul.  Like a.. a.. well, like me.  I love Ron Paul just as much as I love my little ol self.  The good one, that is.   :cry:  oh no I would never love the bad one.  He's a fucking goodfornothing crabfucked jerknosed balls eyes face, and I he's gone feel pain when he's naughty.  FUCK!@@$#$$!!!!!!!!

I'm not sure I'll vote.  I can't find a good reason too.  Oh goddess I hate how robotic that sounds.  I kind of want to, I guess.... eh heheh 
Fuck.  Somebody fuck with my head... Oh shit...  wait.....     wait

I'm sorry everyone.  I'm drinking Guiness.  Fuck.  Shit FUck.    Okay.     

Sorry.   


...



..

AH FUCK OFF@!!$%!
And this, kids, is why you don't drink and post.

TGRR,
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Like this:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=13965.0
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: Discordian Voters
« Reply #52 on: April 08, 2008, 09:46:13 am »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2008, 03:06:25 am
Quote from: Vene on April 08, 2008, 03:02:28 am
I'm still leaning towards Andrew Jackson.

The Trail of Tears beats Watergate anyday.

Andrew Jackson was a filthy hippie, and a drug addict.

Vote Nixon.  Or else.  Or Fred.

Andrew Jackson was so bad ass people in Washington still fear him getting back into the White House.  Can you imagine how Old Hickory would have reacted to 9/11?  He would have let Bin Laden have another shot with an airliner before killing him, personally.  And think of the money saved on not having to provide him with security.  Only a man very sure he was going to heaven would dare to try and kill Jackson.  And even then, he'd likely end up having the shit beaten out of him.
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Re: Discordian Voters
« Reply #53 on: April 08, 2008, 08:16:47 pm »
Quote from: daruko on April 08, 2008, 04:36:23 am
HOLY SHIT that's funny... I really need to find some time to get into Ron Paul.  There's some serious action going on in that thread.  I think.. I think I love Ron Paul.  Like a.. a.. well, like me.  I love Ron Paul just as much as I love my little ol self.  The good one, that is.   :cry:  oh no I would never love the bad one.  He's a fucking goodfornothing crabfucked jerknosed balls eyes face, and I he's gone feel pain when he's naughty.  FUCK!@@$#$$!!!!!!!!

I'm not sure I'll vote.  I can't find a good reason too.  Oh goddess I hate how robotic that sounds.  I kind of want to, I guess.... eh heheh 
Fuck.  Somebody fuck with my head... Oh shit...  wait.....     wait

I'm sorry everyone.  I'm drinking Guiness.  Fuck.  Shit FUck.    Okay.     

Sorry.   


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..

AH FUCK OFF@!!$%!

lies.

you can't get drunk on Guinness, it's got less than 4% alcohol.
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« Reply #54 on: April 08, 2008, 08:24:25 pm »
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 08, 2008, 08:16:47 pm
Quote from: daruko on April 08, 2008, 04:36:23 am
HOLY SHIT that's funny... I really need to find some time to get into Ron Paul.  There's some serious action going on in that thread.  I think.. I think I love Ron Paul.  Like a.. a.. well, like me.  I love Ron Paul just as much as I love my little ol self.  The good one, that is.   :cry:  oh no I would never love the bad one.  He's a fucking goodfornothing crabfucked jerknosed balls eyes face, and I he's gone feel pain when he's naughty.  FUCK!@@$#$$!!!!!!!!

I'm not sure I'll vote.  I can't find a good reason too.  Oh goddess I hate how robotic that sounds.  I kind of want to, I guess.... eh heheh 
Fuck.  Somebody fuck with my head... Oh shit...  wait.....     wait

I'm sorry everyone.  I'm drinking Guiness.  Fuck.  Shit FUck.    Okay.     

Sorry.   


...



..

AH FUCK OFF@!!$%!

lies.

you can't get drunk on Guinness, it's got less than 4% alcohol.

YES! Guinness is a meal, not a beer


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« Last Edit: April 08, 2008, 08:27:12 pm by Ratatosk »
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Re: Discordian Voters
« Reply #55 on: April 08, 2008, 09:16:23 pm »


Guinness Draught is 4.2%, and Guinness Original extra Stout is 6%.

Or at least that's what it says on the beer menu at the brewpub.

Either way, that's pretty low compared to most other beers, unless you live in Utah.

So basically, you and your friends are lightweights.
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« Reply #56 on: April 08, 2008, 09:20:58 pm »
And if the "strength of Guinness" is "revered" among your friends, it'll be real neat for you when you guys grow up and try something that actually has some flavor and alcohol content.

If you want attention, maybe try a Pokemon board? Surely you recognize that if you have the right to attention-whore here for your own amusement, everyone else has the right to comment on your attention-whoring for their own amusement.
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« Reply #57 on: April 08, 2008, 09:25:25 pm »
Whoa man, chill, fucking chill!
It's just booze!
And your killing my buzz.
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« Reply #58 on: April 08, 2008, 09:32:56 pm »
Innis and Gunn is 6.8% IIRC....

Not that you should drink anything except Real Ales anyway.
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« Reply #59 on: April 08, 2008, 09:34:46 pm »
Quote from: daruko on April 08, 2008, 09:11:38 pm
You guys are both full of it.  I don't care what percentage you claim, Guiness gets me drunk as a skunk, and most of my friends in RL agree... in fact, I don't think I've ever had a conversation with anyone about Guiness prior to this one, in which the strength of Guiness was not revered.   We ARE talking Guiness Extra Stout right?  I'm looking at the bottles I have in the fridge when I get home and then I'm totally busting you out. 

Anyway, it's entirely different for everyone anyway, and I get drunk VERY easily... cuz I buy beer about once every two months.  Usually, I'll get drunk a couple times of the one purchase too.  I'm not particularly fond of getting drunk, really.. I've been claiming I don't like it for years, but for some retarded ass reason I still drink occasionally.   

And FYI, I WAS really drunk when I wrote that crap.  Believe what you want though.  Perhaps I just hoped for some attention eh?  Many people seem absolutely incapable of understanding how someone could even be at this forum without having a GOAL.    I'm here because I feel like it.  I'll stay until I don't feel like it.  No plans.

Also, for Goddess' sake, try a shot of Jameson in your glass if you're SO intent on getting more drunk, faster than good ol Guiness Extra Stout gets ya on it's own.

A) I love Guiness, my comment that it was not a beer... should perhaps have been prefaced by "not JUST a beer".

B) WHY WOULD I DO THAT TO PERFECTLY LOVELY JAMESON?! WTF KIND OF FREAK ARE YOU?

Next thing I know you'll tell me you drink Oban on the rocks!

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