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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2008, 01:24:09 am »
I am here if anyone needs me.
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2008, 01:26:44 am »
GA, you sure it's a good idea to be playing pirated games over the net?

I don't mind paying for a game, I just don't want to buy eight copies of it so my friends can play it with me.  (We play stuff over a LAN.)
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2008, 01:28:38 am »
Current projects:  There is, at any given point in my life, at least one computer in a half working state that needs to be fixed.  (Incidentally does anyone have a good method for dealing with stripped screws?).

Skills: Computers?  Can't program much though.  That's about it in terms of useful skills.
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2008, 01:33:22 am »
For stripped screws, take the bit out of the drill.  Take the part of the drill head that normally clamps onto the bit and clamp it directly onto the screw head.
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2008, 01:36:22 am »
Current Projects - A poster here and there, but that's about it.

Areas of Expertise - I can make music and speak a tiny bit of German, but that's about it.
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2008, 02:13:35 am »
CP:  Making the occassional POEEcast, one of the SYSOPs for the BIP wiki, handler for the Seal of Approval

Skills:  I can write, I make puns, I make musics,
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2008, 02:25:15 am »
For stripped screws, take the bit out of the drill.  Take the part of the drill head that normally clamps onto the bit and clamp it directly onto the screw head.

Good idea, though in this case the screw is recessed.
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2008, 05:47:30 am »
Areas of Expertise: I can write hell of convincing-sounding copy very quickly, I can spin doctor, I'm a solid editor, and I'm good at networking and promotion. I HATE it, but I'm good at it.

Current projects: I have no idea. Oh wait, there are some T-shirts, but that's less a project than an indulgence.
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2008, 07:46:03 am »
im al for being conscripted :)

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can do: menial tasks, graphic design, disinformation-dissemination etc etc
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2008, 10:31:47 am »
Current project: Switching to a 48h-day.

My native languages are German and Greek. And right now I'd rather translate from French and not into but it is getting better.

I've spend a lot of time with descriptive linguistics (don't ask about my MA thesis. Just don't.) and other useless disciplines (semiotics, gender studies, philosophy etc).

If you speak Math I'll be happy to explain Physics (as far as a second year student can).

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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2008, 11:29:29 am »
Current projects - Operation Get Rich Quick, the downfall of the SSOOKN, Beating Gran Turismo 5

Areas of expertise - getting drunk and talking shite

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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2008, 02:17:16 pm »
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2008, 06:18:34 pm »
I've spend a lot of time with descriptive linguistics (don't ask about my MA thesis. Just don't.) and other useless disciplines (semiotics, gender studies, philosophy etc).

Linguistics and Semiotics are HOTTTT

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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2008, 07:38:05 pm »
OK......

My current project is a result of this site....

I'm something with/for/associated loosely with the local Anonymous supporters/CoS haters for the CoS whatever you want to call it this weekend.  Not sure how it fell on me since I can't go this weekend other than to give someone the permits!  I have actually procured permits this time so no one will be run off and we do not have to give our names to the police.  Scary shit last time.

I can..... raise wonderful little mindfucking children, be a total bitch, work my ass off to clothe and feed aforementioned little mindfuckers, plot revenge and carnage, barter for a live chicken, kill it, pluck it, cut it up and cook it, scuba dive, and a bit of graphic work when called upon....

WHY?


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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2008, 09:06:08 pm »
I've spend a lot of time with descriptive linguistics (don't ask about my MA thesis. Just don't.) and other useless disciplines (semiotics, gender studies, philosophy etc).

Linguistics and Semiotics are HOTTTT

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