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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #60 on: April 21, 2008, 03:37:45 pm »
Black Iron Prison wiki accounts available upon request.

request.

also if you need the wiki mirrored here i can do that

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Hey, if i wanted a wiki that was totally unrelated to Discordia (like, for personal, nerdy reasons), which wasn't linked from the front, is there any chance I could get one set up here? If so, i don't need one now. But may in the future, to coordinate weird unrelated nerd projects.

that would be fine as long as you keep traffic to it low(by low I mean less then here).

also I was thinking of setting up fake pages from here too, (gonna make a parody of the eris bar and grill called Planet Discordia with really tacky planet hollywood design).
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #61 on: August 22, 2008, 06:15:48 pm »
Current projects: Destroy loli and weak thinking [in that order]
Expertise: Philosophy, Christianity, learning how to fit in
Goal: If I can't stab a pedophile, might as well destroy his favorite website. That is all.

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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #62 on: August 22, 2008, 10:52:59 pm »
Current projects: Destroy loli and weak thinking [in that order]
Expertise: Philosophy, Christianity, learning how to fit in
Goal: If I can't stab a pedophile, might as well destroy his favorite website. That is all.



And out of curiousity what do you consider 'weak' thinking?
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #63 on: August 27, 2008, 02:23:41 pm »
And out of curiousity what do you consider 'weak' thinking?

obviously: thinking it's appropriate to randomly post anime on PD... EVER. :roll:
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #64 on: September 16, 2008, 11:13:08 pm »
Current projects:

Translating Roger's rants into Swedish, German on request or as soon as I have more spare time.
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #65 on: October 02, 2008, 04:44:12 pm »
Skills: coding related; html/css, c, basic flash, visual basic, maya, basic understanding of mysql, labview, 80 x 86 assembly.

areas of knowledge: physics, automation/control and instrumentation in general. Lots of useless shit.

current projects;
COLLEGE: sustainable energy via wind power presentation and report.
              Project management V regular managemen

Hobbies: working on a game of arkham sanatorium as an introduction to rpgs for first years in college.
             writing a short fiction which gets my attention about once a month which will never see the light of day.

PD To do list:
Register for big boards.
Collect old disposable threads for incineration to reduce overhead.
Add the art page to the main site.

And what I need help with: I am currently building a flash interface for the site in the form of a house with clickable items that will lead to sound files of rants or odd material. I post a thread about this when I get home tonight, but what I need is stuff to throw into it,
if you want your room in the pd house, or want to design some scenery for it, it would be much appreciated. Hell if someone here is good with flash and wants to jack the project feel free because you can probably do a better job then me

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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #66 on: October 05, 2008, 06:53:47 pm »
I'll volunteer for whatever I guess, as long as it's after the 9th, because then I'll have way more free time.


Skills: belly dancing, HVAC, sewing, cooking, type 80+wpm, yoga, incredible physical flexibility (is this a skill?), a wee bit of martial arts, rapier wit, card tricks, poetry (lol), the ability to be liked by just about anyone if I try hard enough, certified EMT, can drive pretty much any type of vehicle, demolitions, firearms training, lots of other random things


Areas of expertise:  Mythology, History of Nazi Germany, edible plants and fungus, fabric types and the best uses for them, anything having to do with deciduous forests
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #67 on: October 06, 2008, 02:12:42 pm »
I'll volunteer for whatever I guess, as long as it's after the 9th, because then I'll have way more free time.


Skills: belly dancing, HVAC, sewing, cooking, type 80+wpm, yoga, incredible physical flexibility (is this a skill?), a wee bit of martial arts, rapier wit, card tricks, poetry (lol), the ability to be liked by just about anyone if I try hard enough, certified EMT, can drive pretty much any type of vehicle, demolitions, firearms training, lots of other random things


Areas of expertise:  Mythology, History of Nazi Germany, edible plants and fungus, fabric types and the best uses for them, anything having to do with deciduous forests

Please provide details.


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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #68 on: October 06, 2008, 03:29:21 pm »

 incredible physical flexibility

Please provide details.


For starters, I can bend over backward and kiss the floor. . .

Link my hands behind my back and pull them all the way over my head to the front. . .

Plus various other things that my husband would be very jealous about anyone else seeing and/or knowing about. 
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #69 on: October 06, 2008, 03:31:12 pm »
Suggestion:

Write a memebomb somewhere on your body, and film yourself contorting until the memebomb appears.

Then spam YouTube.
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #70 on: October 06, 2008, 03:32:49 pm »
Holy carp, Batman!

That's brilliant!
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #71 on: October 06, 2008, 03:41:23 pm »
It's a variation on the "memeboob" project, where we get girls to write memebombs on their chests (a wet T shirt will work, too) and then take picures.

Basically, hook the people with the promise of perviness, and then hit them with the memebomb.
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #72 on: October 10, 2008, 10:25:58 am »
Translating Roger's rants into Swedish,

IŽll help with the swedish translation. Will start trying to translate the BIP very soon.
IŽd be glad to help with anything really.

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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #73 on: October 10, 2008, 01:58:58 pm »
planeswalker, be sure to let me know whenever you finish translating anything into German, I'm always looking for stuff to disseminate but unfortunately my German is not up to my own high standard of translation.
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #74 on: October 22, 2008, 02:26:02 pm »
Hey gang,

I was just writing to add myself as a volunteer for any particular GASM/project that anyone might have going on. I'm from the central Ohio, U.S.A. area, so if you need any coverage for that area, just ask and I'll be glad to help, just as long as what you need done is something clever and fun. If not then what's the point, right?

In the interests of user-friendliness, I'll outline my current projects and strengths. I'll also throw in some weaknesses for anyone to utilize/cleverly exploit.

-Current projects: PosterGASM (Dayton, OH); OMigami
-Strengths: Writing skills (humorous or otherwise; I suck at traditional rhythmic verse in pentameter or hexameter, but everything else is good to go); Literary Interpretation skills; Minor law knowledge; Research skills; Planning skills; Cooking skills (except souffle making; that crap is alchemical and impossible to bake well); Public speaking experience; Access to business contacts; Access to color printer/computer; Can type with toes at 26 wpm; Owns traditional Japanese kimono and martial arts gi; Has read "Ulysses," by James Joyce.
-Weaknesses: Conceited; Does not know how to use any graphics software or image manipulation software beyond MS Paint; Eats chocolate and cheese together; Does not understand the ideas of Thomas Carlyle's "Sartor Resartus," and cannot make sense of "Finnegan's Wake," by James Joyce; Suffers from a minor case of depression; Can't hold breath for more than forty seconds underwater.

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