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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #30 on: April 10, 2008, 09:28:01 pm »
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #31 on: April 11, 2008, 07:56:08 am »
Current projects:  reading up on Chaos Theory and quantum physics, poking fundies with a spoon   :pokewithstick:  Also plan on doing some writing, but I suck at self-motivation

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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #32 on: April 11, 2008, 12:55:22 pm »
Oh yeah, I forgot to add: bible studies.
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #33 on: April 11, 2008, 01:29:42 pm »
Quote from: LMNO on April 11, 2008, 12:55:22 pm
Oh yeah, I forgot to add: bible studies.

This statement resulted in coffee covering my monitor.  It should be labeled NSFW! :lulz:
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #34 on: April 11, 2008, 01:32:26 pm »
Heh.



However, I meant it in all honesty.  That book is fascinating in it's self-contradiction, and it's ability to be dull and pornographic simultaneously.
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #35 on: April 11, 2008, 01:38:23 pm »
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #36 on: April 13, 2008, 12:07:39 pm »
Currently: catching up on my reading, improving my German, being a bum, speaking publicly, organizing a conference, running an 18-player forum-based alternative-history RPG/Strategy virtual storytelling boardgame [in Hebrew, @Gamer.co.il]
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #37 on: April 13, 2008, 12:38:21 pm »
Sign me up. Current project: poetry attack. Expertise: letter writing, writing in general, making lists and organizing shit (it's an IMPORTANT SKILL), not sleeping.. being a bum.
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #38 on: April 14, 2008, 02:41:05 pm »
Quote from: st.verbatim on April 13, 2008, 12:07:39 pm
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Any chance you can translate the Pentabarf, or the BIP intro, into hebrew?
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #39 on: April 14, 2008, 03:10:03 pm »
No problem. I plan to translate the BiP to Hebrew some day anyhow (along with one other secret Israeli lurking here and hopefully an Israeli Discordian acquaintance of mine.)
What do you need them for, if I may ask?
I'll do the Pentabarf right away because it will be fun.
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #40 on: April 14, 2008, 03:43:44 pm »
Okay, here's the Pentabarf in Hebrew as a pdf: link
I did some creative translation of a few terms and I don't think I did a particularly good job (I never really do in this direction of translation) but any Israeli will understand it and even possibly giggle.
Because "pentabarf" will make no sense to a Hebrew speaker unless they are very familiar with American culture, I called it "pentablat" (blat as in Russian, the cuss word.) Which will make no sense, but in an understandable way.
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #41 on: April 14, 2008, 03:48:47 pm »
Awesome!

I don't really need them for anything, but I'm sure I can think up something...
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #42 on: April 14, 2008, 03:59:10 pm »
lol okay, knock yourself out.
The BIP intro would be more of a pain in the ass (simply because of its length) so if you need it for something more particular let me know and I'll translate it... I'm too lazy to do that kind of thing for plain kicks.
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #43 on: April 14, 2008, 07:56:15 pm »
Quote from: st.verbatim on April 14, 2008, 03:43:44 pm
Okay, here's the Pentabarf in Hebrew as a pdf: link
I did some creative translation of a few terms and I don't think I did a particularly good job (I never really do in this direction of translation) but any Israeli will understand it and even possibly giggle.
Because "pentabarf" will make no sense to a Hebrew speaker unless they are very familiar with American culture, I called it "pentablat" (blat as in Russian, the cuss word.) Which will make no sense, but in an understandable way.

you left out the bit where it says "And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm."
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Re: Volunteer Thread
« Reply #44 on: April 14, 2008, 08:31:15 pm »
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