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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #195 on: August 12, 2010, 09:03:23 pm »
I was digging through the list of freeware games on TVTropes, and I found quite a few gems... but by far, I thought I should bring BarkleyShutUpAndJamGaiden to your attention. Its an RPG where you play as Charles Barkley in the Post-Cyberpocalyptic Ruins of Neo-NewYork following the great B-Ball purge. Words cannot describe.

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« Reply #196 on: August 13, 2010, 01:02:37 am »

Up to a challenge? Try "I wanna be the guy"





http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/downloads.php

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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #197 on: August 13, 2010, 03:54:53 am »
Saying I Wanna Be The Guy is a challenge might just be the understatement of a lifetime.

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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #198 on: August 13, 2010, 04:57:41 am »

Up to a challenge? Try "I wanna be the guy"

http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/downloads.php

I'm pretty sure this was mentioned somewhere near the start of this thread...
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« Reply #199 on: August 13, 2010, 09:39:09 am »
holy crap go to hell is hard!!
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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #200 on: August 13, 2010, 08:18:01 pm »
A couple more Gems from the freeware list on TVTropes

Spelunky
A VERY addictive roguelike platformer in the vein of Downland, Pitfall,  etc... (only much better graphics/gameplay)

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Within a Deep Forest
A very beautiful and unique 2d platformer where you control a sentient ball trying to save the world from Dr. Cliche.


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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #201 on: August 13, 2010, 08:54:53 pm »

Up to a challenge? Try "I wanna be the guy"

http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/downloads.php

I'm pretty sure this was mentioned somewhere near the start of this thread...

I looked around the thread because i thought so too, but since i couldnt find it...  :p

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« Reply #202 on: August 14, 2010, 01:23:40 am »
holy crap go to hell is hard!!

Hell's not an easy place to get to, my friend. :lol:

It took me four or five tries to get to the end.  I almost punched my computer screen one time.  I was so frustrated.
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« Reply #203 on: August 15, 2010, 06:23:48 am »
what kind of warm welcome did you get?
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« Reply #204 on: August 15, 2010, 07:16:36 am »
yay I made it! I wonder what happens if you don't bring money with you though
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« Reply #205 on: August 15, 2010, 11:23:24 pm »
yay I made it! I wonder what happens if you don't bring money with you though

Congratulations!   :)

I have no idea.  I've always gotten 50, even when I wasn't trying to collect them.  I might try that out though.
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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #206 on: September 01, 2010, 08:40:10 am »
Bastard Tetris

http://fph.altervista.org/prog/bastet.html

Tetris that will try to give you the worst blocks possible.

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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #207 on: September 01, 2010, 10:29:12 am »
First person Tetris, flash game: http://www.firstpersontetris.com/ ... dizzying but really cool.

more stuff in the xkcd thread: http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=58830
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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #208 on: September 10, 2010, 09:07:34 pm »


Fractal
 a puzzle game involving sliding around hexagons

http://www.playfractal.com/




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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #209 on: September 28, 2010, 12:38:15 pm »
Tumbledrop:

http://tumbledrop.com/classic/

It's a cute little physics based puzzle game. Essentially you click on pieces to make them disappear, and try and make sure the pink piece doesn't fall off the platform.
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