I know you said that you wouldn't tolerate excuses, but I have a real good one.
i realized that one would work after i picked the objects. i was originally thinking of another one, however...
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damn thats goood too, i give up.."ace" and "ass" as in: \\"That Veronica Vaughn is one nice piece of ACE..."