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UNLIMITED SHUB/3D3N APPRECIATION THREAD
« on: May 21, 2008, 08:02:08 am »
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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2008, 09:48:08 am »
Dear jelly_of_no_doom,

Due to recent events my patience with noobs is at an all time low.
However due to previously arranged board rules you have 50 posts before I tear you to fucking pieces.

I would advise that your post quality increase greatly before such a time.

Unless perhaps you are a terrible troll.
In which case I tear you to pieces nao.

Thank you for your understanding.

Paesior.
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« Last Edit: May 21, 2008, 09:52:29 am by Paesior »

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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2008, 11:30:47 am »
Dear Paesior,

You're having a laugh, right?

And since your login ID was created only 3 months ago, are you not also a noob?

Does your highly strung nature cause you to offend yourself with your own fresh-faced-noobtitude? so much so that people mistake you for a guitar and metalheads try to play Nirvana on you, badly?


and as for rules, are you not a discordian? rules are there only to contrast a lack of rules and vice-versa, you appear to have fallen for the Anerisian illusion.

Threats of internet violence do not scare me, O foul clown of scathing horror, for i have purchased a panzerbinary think-tank on ebay, and i have enough virtual ammunition to blow a hole in this alleged "reality".

and i like cake.


now try again, but this time smile and be nice, or dont, it really doesnt matter anyway.

Jelly
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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2008, 11:45:34 am »
Dear Paesior,

You're having a laugh, right?

And since your login ID was created only 3 months ago, are you not also a noob?

Does your highly strung nature cause you to offend yourself with your own fresh-faced-noobtitude? so much so that people mistake you for a guitar and metalheads try to play Nirvana on you, badly?


and as for rules, are you not a discordian? rules are there only to contrast a lack of rules and vice-versa, you appear to have fallen for the Anerisian illusion.

Threats of internet violence do not scare me, O foul clown of scathing horror, for i have purchased a panzerbinary think-tank on ebay, and i have enough virtual ammunition to blow a hole in this alleged "reality".

and i like cake.


now try again, but this time smile and be nice, or dont, it really doesnt matter anyway.

Jelly
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Time.... this intangible field we live within.  This thing with no face, but that of moving hands and shuffling numbers.  We don't own it, it owns us.  We're like it's pets, like hamsters in a hamster wheel, running... running... running... The only rest we get is sleep, but then that is interrupted too... by alarms... on clocks... that tell TIME!
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A CUP OF TEA
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Nan-in served tea. He poured his visitor's cup full, and then kept on pouring.
The professor watched the overflow until he no longer could restrain himself. "It is overfull. No more will go in!"
"Like this cup," Nan-in said, "you are full of your own opinions and speculations. How can I show you Zen unless you first empty your cup?"

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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2008, 11:46:59 am »
Oh dear.

I'm too tired for this.

Paeisor, or someone else, please elucidate while I go shop for stimulants.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur

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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2008, 11:51:01 am »
Oh good, there is hope for you yet.
Now that you've evolved past irritating nonsense posts, please to be making yourself at home.
Beer is in the cooler, pool is on the roof.
While you're here you may as well introduce yourself.
After which it would be appreciated if you make your way to the Black Iron Prison, if you not done so already.
Afterwards, I recommend Think for Yourself, Schmuck and then just have a good look around the other boards to see what this place is all about.

If you stick around long enough you may even get to join in on one of our wild parties!

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Please to not be believing everything you read on the interwebs.

you appear to have fallen for the Anerisian illusion.
You appear to have fallen for the Principia Discordia.

now try again, but this time smile and be nice

I'll do my best, but we've had a terrible run with noobs lately...
I do hope you'll prove me wrong.










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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2008, 12:12:52 pm »
dude, already introduced myself, got a mouthfull off a clown for my efforts.

just assumed that a discordian forum might take joviality, i was wrong evidently.



anyways, everything else aside, HELLO PD FORUM, i r 73h Roddish and i will grace these forums with chives and vinegarette.

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« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2008, 12:15:46 pm »
got a mouthful of clown for my efforts.
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fixxed
« Last Edit: May 21, 2008, 12:18:13 pm by Paesior »

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« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2008, 12:22:18 pm »
oh, joviality is ok as long as its yours.

now i understand.

Apology accepted.
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« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2008, 12:38:36 pm »
 :omg:
Internet Nazi's crushing my joviality!!!
« Last Edit: May 21, 2008, 12:40:19 pm by Paesior »

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« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2008, 12:42:11 pm »
Dear jelly_of_no_doom,

Due to recent events my patience with noobs is at an all time low.
However due to previously arranged board rules you have 50 posts before I tear you to fucking pieces.

I would advise that your post quality increase greatly before such a time.

Unless perhaps you are a terrible troll.
In which case I tear you to pieces nao.

Thank you for your understanding.

Paesior.
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STFU n00b.
"I contradict myself?  Very well then, I contradict myself; I am large - I contain multitudes."  -Walt Whitman

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« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2008, 12:58:07 pm »
just assumed that a discordian forum might take joviality, i was wrong evidently.

the joviality died years ago
crushed by the bones of our own dead
 :cry:... :sad:... :|... :D.... :fap:
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« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2008, 01:00:40 pm »
the joviality died years ago
crushed by the bones of our own dead
 :D.... :fap:

were they not funnybones then?


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« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2008, 01:02:28 pm »
well you an RWHN should get along
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« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2008, 01:02:59 pm »
Dear jelly_of_no_doom,

Due to recent events my patience with noobs is at an all time low.
However due to previously arranged board rules you have 50 posts before I tear you to fucking pieces.

I would advise that your post quality increase greatly before such a time.

Unless perhaps you are a terrible troll.
In which case I tear you to pieces nao.

Thank you for your understanding.

Paesior.
-Highly strung clown.



STFU n00b.

NO U!