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Re: this is a thing
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2008, 01:29:41 pm »
Hey Jelly!

Cheerfully disregard the internet tough-guy syndrome and random hate that's being splashed at you. People around here hate to admit that they've been getting trolled pretty hard recently, and they're being sensitive little bunnies about it now.

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anyway, welcome aboard

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Re: this is a thing
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2008, 01:35:15 pm »
Hey Jelly!

Cheerfully disregard the internet tough-guy syndrome and random hate that's being splashed at you. People around here hate to admit that they've been getting trolled pretty hard recently, and they're being sensitive little bunnies about it now.

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anyway, welcome aboard

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« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2008, 01:36:55 pm »
The natives sometimes get a little restless... I recommend shiny glass beads and gentle neglect until they calm down.
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Re: this is a thing
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2008, 01:41:32 pm »
I forgot to say "hey!" when I was telling the other n00b to STFU... 

Biggest mistake you can make on this board is to assume everyone is alike.  It may seem like it at times, but time and patience will prove otherwise.

I was going to try to write something witty to go with this, but its Wednesday morning and I am barely functioning, so... I owe you one.  Or something.

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Re: this is a thing
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2008, 01:45:42 pm »
Hey Jelly!

Cheerfully disregard the internet tough-guy syndrome and random hate that's being splashed at you. People around here hate to admit that they've been getting trolled pretty hard recently, and they're being sensitive little bunnies about it now.

 :rbtg:

anyway, welcome aboard

So there is a discordian on this site!!! Hail Eris!!!! i was beginning to think the whole thing was a fnord...........

thanks Prof i give big thanky-grin of doom at you

A Really Real Discordian?

Are you trying to suggest we should act in ways you approve of or else we may not be really real Discordians?
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Re: this is a thing
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2008, 01:46:37 pm »
Uh oh...


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Re: this is a thing
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2008, 02:01:38 pm »
Dear Paesior,

You're having a laugh, right?

And since your login ID was created only 3 months ago, are you not also a noob?

Does your highly strung nature cause you to offend yourself with your own fresh-faced-noobtitude? so much so that people mistake you for a guitar and metalheads try to play Nirvana on you, badly?


and as for rules, are you not a discordian? rules are there only to contrast a lack of rules and vice-versa, you appear to have fallen for the Anerisian illusion.

Threats of internet violence do not scare me, O foul clown of scathing horror, for i have purchased a panzerbinary think-tank on ebay, and i have enough virtual ammunition to blow a hole in this alleged "reality".

and i like cake.


now try again, but this time smile and be nice, or dont, it really doesnt matter anyway.

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Hello, jelly.

Please note that sumbunall of the people on this site have little patience for Dadaist randomness, at least as it pertains to the boards.  Often (though not always) they prefer coherent content to incoherent babbling.

Many are also of the "gallows humor" type, and love to make vicious swipes at each other. 

Please note that an appearence of steadfast adherence to the type of Discordianist jokes now 40 years past their due date tends to generate scorn from many of the others here.

This is not to forbid you from "OMFGBBQ!  FNORD!  PINEAL23PINEAL!" posts, but more as a heads up as to what you might expect if you do so.

Also, the 50 Post Rule is actually a Suggestion. 

So, Do as You Will yadda yadda, but keep in mind that So Will We.
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Re: this is a thing
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2008, 02:04:25 pm »
Why does it always go like this? Is there only one possible way to define a Discordian? Hardly! And yet, with clockwork regularity, new people will only bestow their really REAL Discordian tag on someone that isn't immediately hostile - which has nothing to do with Discordianism and everything to do with Primate Dominance dynamics.

Aren't we all supposed to be better than that? Or at least able to look beyond it? Isn't THAT what makes a really REAL Discordian - or SubGenius, or anyone I would actually want to spend any time at all talking to IRL or on a forum? I'm coming around to the "Fuck you, n00b" greeting - it shows quickly who can look beyond the shit-flinging primate dynamics and who gets caught up in them. Add in the (badly done) dada introduction that is this thread, and I'm not seeing anything worth my time or effort.

So, jelly - anything to actually discuss that isn't a quote from the PD or the latest "fad" end-times stuff? If so, there's a lot of subforums that I'm sure would welcome such discussion. If it's going to be more "dada", then please - save it for those that might be awed by it. That, in case you weren't aware, is not the people that frequent this board. There are many places for that kind of thing, but we've all been there, didn't care much for them, and then came here. If you're just going to spew random crap and call it dada, or accuse people who don't share your opinions of not being really REAL Discordians, then I'll just ignore you and go on my way. I hope you want to involve yourself in this forum - there's a LOT of interesting discussions around here, but if you keep this up you'll only get to read them, not be involved in them.

Do what thou wilt - which goes both ways, remember! Hopefully you'll get past the primate responses and join in the fun here. If not, your choice and ours. Enjoy.
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Re: this is a thing
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2008, 02:05:41 pm »
Hey Jelly!

Cheerfully disregard the internet tough-guy syndrome and random hate that's being splashed at you. People around here hate to admit that they've been getting trolled pretty hard recently, and they're being sensitive little bunnies about it now.

 :rbtg:

anyway, welcome aboard

So there is a discordian on this site!!! Hail Eris!!!! i was beginning to think the whole thing was a fnord...........

thanks Prof i give big thanky-grin of doom at you

A Really Real Discordian?

Are you trying to suggest we should act in ways you approve of or else we may not be really real Discordians?

yes, dance pet monkey, dance!!!!!!!
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Re: this is a thing
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2008, 02:07:02 pm »
*sigh*

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People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

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Re: this is a thing
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2008, 02:08:28 pm »
Hey Jelly!

Cheerfully disregard the internet tough-guy syndrome and random hate that's being splashed at you. People around here hate to admit that they've been getting trolled pretty hard recently, and they're being sensitive little bunnies about it now.

 :rbtg:

anyway, welcome aboard

So there is a discordian on this site!!! Hail Eris!!!! i was beginning to think the whole thing was a fnord...........

thanks Prof i give big thanky-grin of doom at you

A Really Real Discordian?

Are you trying to suggest we should act in ways you approve of or else we may not be really real Discordians?

yes, dance pet monkey, dance!!!!!!!

OK, at least I know not to bother with your posts anymore.
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Re: this is a thing
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2008, 02:09:43 pm »
Why does it always go like this? Is there only one possible way to define a Discordian? Hardly! And yet, with clockwork regularity, new people will only bestow their really REAL Discordian tag on someone that isn't immediately hostile - which has nothing to do with Discordianism and everything to do with Primate Dominance dynamics.

Aren't we all supposed to be better than that? Or at least able to look beyond it? Isn't THAT what makes a really REAL Discordian - or SubGenius, or anyone I would actually want to spend any time at all talking to IRL or on a forum? I'm coming around to the "Fuck you, n00b" greeting - it shows quickly who can look beyond the shit-flinging primate dynamics and who gets caught up in them. Add in the (badly done) dada introduction that is this thread, and I'm not seeing anything worth my time or effort.

So, jelly - anything to actually discuss that isn't a quote from the PD or the latest "fad" end-times stuff? If so, there's a lot of subforums that I'm sure would welcome such discussion. If it's going to be more "dada", then please - save it for those that might be awed by it. That, in case you weren't aware, is not the people that frequent this board. There are many places for that kind of thing, but we've all been there, didn't care much for them, and then came here. If you're just going to spew random crap and call it dada, or accuse people who don't share your opinions of not being really REAL Discordians, then I'll just ignore you and go on my way. I hope you want to involve yourself in this forum - there's a LOT of interesting discussions around here, but if you keep this up you'll only get to read them, not be involved in them.

Do what thou wilt - which goes both ways, remember! Hopefully you'll get past the primate responses and join in the fun here. If not, your choice and ours. Enjoy.

dude, chill. Remember the "joviality" i mentioned before? you are obviously not a real discordian or you would be wearing your ass as a nice suit and sing love songs to your typewriter.

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Re: this is a thing
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2008, 02:10:53 pm »
Why does it always go like this? Is there only one possible way to define a Discordian? Hardly! And yet, with clockwork regularity, new people will only bestow their really REAL Discordian tag on someone that isn't immediately hostile - which has nothing to do with Discordianism and everything to do with Primate Dominance dynamics.

Ding ding ding.  Give the man a round of applause ladies and gentlemen.
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Re: this is a thing
« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2008, 02:11:04 pm »
Hey Jelly!

Cheerfully disregard the internet tough-guy syndrome and random hate that's being splashed at you. People around here hate to admit that they've been getting trolled pretty hard recently, and they're being sensitive little bunnies about it now.

 :rbtg:

anyway, welcome aboard

So there is a discordian on this site!!! Hail Eris!!!! i was beginning to think the whole thing was a fnord...........

thanks Prof i give big thanky-grin of doom at you

A Really Real Discordian?

Are you trying to suggest we should act in ways you approve of or else we may not be really real Discordians?

yes, dance pet monkey, dance!!!!!!!

OK, at least I know not to bother with your posts anymore.

saves me the hassle of the predjuice then,

and how juicy it is..........
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Re: this is a thing
« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2008, 02:12:06 pm »
Hey Jelly!

Cheerfully disregard the internet tough-guy syndrome and random hate that's being splashed at you. People around here hate to admit that they've been getting trolled pretty hard recently, and they're being sensitive little bunnies about it now.

 :rbtg:

anyway, welcome aboard

So there is a discordian on this site!!! Hail Eris!!!! i was beginning to think the whole thing was a fnord...........

thanks Prof i give big thanky-grin of doom at you

A Really Real Discordian?

Are you trying to suggest we should act in ways you approve of or else we may not be really real Discordians?

yes, dance pet monkey, dance!!!!!!!

OK, at least I know not to bother with your posts anymore.

saves me the hassle of the predjuice then,

and how juicy it is..........

Asking a question = prejudice?

Must suck, going through life being so confrontational...
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