Author Topic: 2012: what is it other than another convoluted way to obtain "5" and "23"  (Read 23048 times)

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2012 is the year La Lohan, Brit, and the Simpson sisters enter into hardcore fetish porn.

Oh, and Avril too.














And Xtina.














And Scarlett Johansen.
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The above is the best response, ever.

Also, as to the Original Poster:
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...given enough time and ingenuity on the part of the demonstrator.

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2012 and what Many Things that may Come To Pass.

Many Things Come To Pass in every year, but nobody really cares.

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In 2012, our solar system will once again pass through Beta Tapiocus, resetting history and making way for the Fifth Race.

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In 2012, our solar system will once again pass through Beta Tapiocus, resetting history and making way for the Fifth Race.

Not to mention getting everybody sticky.  Goddamn Fifth Race, getting shit all sticky like that.

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Everyone gets fucked by a duck. 
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YOU WRANG?
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"I contradict myself?  Very well then, I contradict myself; I am large - I contain multitudes."  -Walt Whitman

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AACK!

man that movie scared the shit out of me when i was a kid.

also: in 2012 Santa Cupcake will arise from a deep sleep not unlike the mighty Cthulhu and rape your saniteez with a single glance from his drooping eye.

he will then march through the lands causing all who see him to go stark raving mad, burn down their villages and set themselves ablaze.

the animals will shriek in horror, a shriek never before heard by one of earths creatures, and their heads will explode from the sound.

the rivers will turn to sweet sweet sucrose and become undrinkable

plant matter will all shrivel and die and the earth shall become a barren wasteland and join mars in it's uninhabitability.

and yet alone, in the madness and the muck... there will stand...

Santa Cupcake.

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Indigo Pets. The world's most intelligent dogs & cats will take over the world*






*By take over the world, I mean they will continue to destroy your house, steal food, poop and get hair on your furniture. So basically like 2011 then.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

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Speaking of which, how's that project coming?

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The year 2012 will be the end of the world, but not in the way we think of the world ending.  During the early months of that ominous year war and strife will come to a frenzied head worldwide as the mad rush for resources escalates.  Of course, all of the resources gathered go directly into fueling the war effort.

During the summer of 2012 the citizens of the world will get fed up with it all and, while all of the soldiers are off in various parts of the world blowing themselves up, they will rise up and displace their respective governments.  With no one left telling them to keep fighting, the soldiers of the world will go home, except for the stubborn ones who will end up killing themselves off anyhow.  The people of the world, free from the opression of government and lacking any major industrial infrastructure, are forced to band together and work towards mutual survival.  Small, self-sufficient anarchistic communities will become the norm.

The society birthed from this ruined world will be free from the trappings that held us back before.  All of the stresses and pains of our fast paced world will cease to exist.  With more time than ever to put toward intellectual persuits, we will eventually awaken the dormant parts of our brains.  With newfound mental powers at our disposal, we will have something new to fight about.  Psychic wars will ravage the land, and only the most powerful minds will survive.  Having transcended normal phisical form, these few will attempt to foster new life on our now ruined world.  Starting at the beginning, these beings of pure thought will guide the lifeless planet through the necessary stages of evolution, eventually producing a race that resembles humankind.  Unfortunately, this new race of humanity will be just as flawed as the original.  

Thinking the former humans that aided in their evolution to be the gods who created their world, the neo-humans will worship their powerful masters.  The proto-humans will get fed up with the hassle of restoring the world to it's glory and simply leave, calling it a failed attempt.  The neo-humans will build many civilizations, all tainted by the worship of absent beings, and eventually they'll start to argue about who is right concerning the matter.  This fight will go on for about 2,000 years.  Resources will be gobbled up to fuel the endless wars, until war and strife come to a frenzied head worldwide as the mad rush for resources escalates.  

Lather, rinse, repeat.
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The year 2012 will be the end of the world, but not in the way we think of the world ending.  During the early months of that ominous year war and strife will come to a frenzied head worldwide as the mad rush for resources escalates.  Of course, all of the resources gathered go directly into fueling the war effort.

During the summer of 2012 the citizens of the world will get fed up with it all and, while all of the soldiers are off in various parts of the world blowing themselves up, they will rise up and displace their respective governments.  With no one left telling them to keep fighting, the soldiers of the world will go home, except for the stubborn ones who will end up killing themselves off anyhow.  The people of the world, free from the opression of government and lacking any major industrial infrastructure, are forced to band together and work towards mutual survival.  Small, self-sufficient anarchistic communities will become the norm.

The society birthed from this ruined world will be free from the trappings that held us back before.  All of the stresses and pains of our fast paced world will cease to exist.  With more time than ever to put toward intellectual persuits, we will eventually awaken the dormant parts of our brains.  With newfound mental powers at our disposal, we will have something new to fight about.  Psychic wars will ravage the land, and only the most powerful minds will survive.  Having transcended normal phisical form, these few will attempt to foster new life on our now ruined world.  Starting at the beginning, these beings of pure thought will guide the lifeless planet through the necessary stages of evolution, eventually producing a race that resembles humankind.  Unfortunately, this new race of humanity will be just as flawed as the original.  

Thinking the former humans that aided in their evolution to be the gods who created their world, the neo-humans will worship their powerful masters.  The proto-humans will get fed up with the hassle of restoring the world to it's glory and simply leave, calling it a failed attempt.  The neo-humans will build many civilizations, all tainted by the worship of absent beings, and eventually they'll start to argue about who is right concerning the matter.  This fight will go on for about 2,000 years.  Resources will be gobbled up to fuel the endless wars, until war and strife come to a frenzied head worldwide as the mad rush for resources escalates.  

Lather, rinse, repeat.

So far, this is the best thing I've read all day.  It's like an Arthur C Clarke novel.

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The year 2012 will be the end of the world, but not in the way we think of the world ending.  During the early months of that ominous year war and strife will come to a frenzied head worldwide as the mad rush for resources escalates.  Of course, all of the resources gathered go directly into fueling the war effort.

During the summer of 2012 the citizens of the world will get fed up with it all and, while all of the soldiers are off in various parts of the world blowing themselves up, they will rise up and displace their respective governments.  With no one left telling them to keep fighting, the soldiers of the world will go home, except for the stubborn ones who will end up killing themselves off anyhow.  The people of the world, free from the opression of government and lacking any major industrial infrastructure, are forced to band together and work towards mutual survival.  Small, self-sufficient anarchistic communities will become the norm.

The society birthed from this ruined world will be free from the trappings that held us back before.  All of the stresses and pains of our fast paced world will cease to exist.  With more time than ever to put toward intellectual persuits, we will eventually awaken the dormant parts of our brains.  With newfound mental powers at our disposal, we will have something new to fight about.  Psychic wars will ravage the land, and only the most powerful minds will survive.  Having transcended normal phisical form, these few will attempt to foster new life on our now ruined world.  Starting at the beginning, these beings of pure thought will guide the lifeless planet through the necessary stages of evolution, eventually producing a race that resembles humankind.  Unfortunately, this new race of humanity will be just as flawed as the original.  

Thinking the former humans that aided in their evolution to be the gods who created their world, the neo-humans will worship their powerful masters.  The proto-humans will get fed up with the hassle of restoring the world to it's glory and simply leave, calling it a failed attempt.  The neo-humans will build many civilizations, all tainted by the worship of absent beings, and eventually they'll start to argue about who is right concerning the matter.  This fight will go on for about 2,000 years.  Resources will be gobbled up to fuel the endless wars, until war and strife come to a frenzied head worldwide as the mad rush for resources escalates.  

Lather, rinse, repeat.

So far, this is the best thing I've read all day.  It's like an Arthur C Clarke novel.

Thanks!  And I do like me some Arthur C. Clarke.  Kinda makes me wanna run through the Rama series again.
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