Author Topic: Frequently asked questions..  (Read 62947 times)

Purpleris Niaiseris

  • Albert Hofmann is God.
  • Known & Noted
  • **
  • Posts: 1178
  • Καλλίστη
    • View Profile
    • Niaiserie
Frequently asked questions..
« on: June 08, 2008, 10:24:23 am »
My question is simply this : Why "most" of the discordians (as far as as ive seen) are fatasses?
Another question : Why everybodys "mostly" fighting or replyin like fuckin 55year old virgins on the forums,instead of discussin or sharing different ideas..Discord is a beautiful thing and our lady wants us to be "perfect to ourselves and each other".  :roll:
Another : Whats up with this "real" discordians and "fake" discordians bull..
Lady Discordia doesnt accept loosers anyway,and takes care of em douches good,no need to waste our precious energy goddess gave us to be creative and have fun ehh?
Another one : How come the subgeniiii are soooo fuckin lame? What are they supposed to be?  :?
5th question : Did you know if you eat carrots two weeks in a row,your skin color will turn orange? :fap:

Statement : I am the happiest namuh namow in the somsocorcam.  :lulz:
Fig leaves belong on the trees.

Triple Zero

  • DO NOT ABUSE EXCEPT FOR URGENT FURNITURE MOVING EMERGENCIES
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 80835
  • Horrible and Sexy Queen of Cheese
    • View Profile
    • Random BIP
Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2008, 10:48:59 am »
 :troll:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

rong

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 12644
    • View Profile
Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2008, 10:56:38 am »
is this a stupid question?
"he was a smart feller who felt smart"

Purpleris Niaiseris

  • Albert Hofmann is God.
  • Known & Noted
  • **
  • Posts: 1178
  • Καλλίστη
    • View Profile
    • Niaiserie
Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2008, 12:03:27 pm »
yeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy   :lol:
whhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy do i looooooooooooooovvvvv this feeeeeeeeeeling  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
is this a stupid question?
i "really"  :? think it is the loveliest question of all times  :p
Fig leaves belong on the trees.

BADGE OF HONOR

  • Crank
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 9603
    • View Profile
Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2008, 02:27:52 pm »
I just don't have the energy.   :|
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

u4!k

  • :_[.ksc.]_:
  • Known
  • *
  • Posts: 217
    • View Profile
Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2008, 03:16:47 pm »
-----><-----

Thurnez Isa

  • Director of the Church of Pornography and Jesus
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 32178
  • SCREAMING PRIMATE
    • View Profile
Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2008, 04:06:17 pm »
My question is simply this : Why "most" of the discordians (as far as as ive seen) are fatasses?
Another question : Why everybodys "mostly" fighting or replyin like fuckin 55year old virgins on the forums,instead of discussin or sharing different ideas..Discord is a beautiful thing and our lady wants us to be "perfect to ourselves and each other".  :roll:
Another : Whats up with this "real" discordians and "fake" discordians bull..
Lady Discordia doesnt accept loosers anyway,and takes care of em douches good,no need to waste our precious energy goddess gave us to be creative and have fun ehh?
Another one : How come the subgeniiii are soooo fuckin lame? What are they supposed to be?  :?
5th question : Did you know if you eat carrots two weeks in a row,your skin color will turn orange? :fap:

Statement : I am the happiest namuh namow in the somsocorcam.  :lulz:


1) we're all 40 year old fat men with crazy fictitious personas
2) we're all actualy one 40 year old fat man who has nothing better to do but create 100 of alts and have them interact with eachother
« Last Edit: June 08, 2008, 04:09:48 pm by Thurnez Isa »
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Nigel

  • in my oonlz
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 586371
  • v=1/3πr2h
    • View Profile
Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2008, 06:06:02 pm »
My question is simply this : Why "most" of the discordians (as far as as ive seen) are fatasses?
Another question : Why everybodys "mostly" fighting or replyin like fuckin 55year old virgins on the forums,instead of discussin or sharing different ideas..Discord is a beautiful thing and our lady wants us to be "perfect to ourselves and each other".  :roll:
Another : Whats up with this "real" discordians and "fake" discordians bull..
Lady Discordia doesnt accept loosers anyway,and takes care of em douches good,no need to waste our precious energy goddess gave us to be creative and have fun ehh?
Another one : How come the subgeniiii are soooo fuckin lame? What are they supposed to be?  :?
5th question : Did you know if you eat carrots two weeks in a row,your skin color will turn orange? :fap:

Statement : I am the happiest namuh namow in the somsocorcam.  :lulz:

I am actually going to try to address a couple of your questions as if they are the result of legitimate observations.

1. Find the thread called "Spagbook". Look at the pictures. Note your observations.

2. It's called "Discord". If you want to find the productive threads among the discord, you have to be observant.

3. Sometimes new people such as yourself come on the board and immediately, such as you are doing in this post, tell the long-term members here that we're doin' it wrong, and proceed from there to tell us how to be "Real Discordians". Nobody likes it. Please stop.

4. Go ask them.
Tiny and Terrible Strap-On Fuckhorde of Tonight's Wrong Turn.

“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

The Good Reverend Roger

  • Tarantism Victim
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 34330
    • View Profile
Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2008, 06:52:57 pm »
My question is simply this : Why "most" of the discordians (as far as as ive seen) are fatasses?

Which?  Is Suu a fatass?  No.  Is her husband a fatass?  No.  Cain?  No.  Dysnomia?  Hell no.  Aini?  No.  Hoopla?  No.

Oh, wait.  This is one of those "revenge" posts. 

Okay, who were you in your last venture here, and how did we hurt your little feelings?
"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theatre."
- Frank Zappa

The Good Reverend Roger

  • Tarantism Victim
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 34330
    • View Profile
Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2008, 06:54:49 pm »
I just don't have the energy.   :|

It's like they don't even try, anymore.
"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theatre."
- Frank Zappa

Raphaella

  • Outlandish
  • ***
  • Posts: 7868
  • Chief coordinater of the Sean Connery Acquisition
    • View Profile
Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2008, 08:35:32 pm »
Whatever. This is me on my morning stroll, out to find and conquer the tasty funnel cake. I really resent being called a fat ass though. I have a medical condition known as Obesity dammit! You need to show some compassion and stop slugging me in my fat gut with your hate words!! (I eat because I'm sad and I'm sad because I eat :cry:

Meh.

Jet City Hustle

  • Missile Command
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 45631
  • Omnimalevolent Polyfather of Exsanguination in Red
    • View Profile
Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2008, 03:51:31 am »
I'D HIT IT!!
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Raphaella

  • Outlandish
  • ***
  • Posts: 7868
  • Chief coordinater of the Sean Connery Acquisition
    • View Profile
Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2008, 12:00:06 pm »
Hit me up then 1-985-655-2500 I could use a little action  :p.
(I cant see my Penis, haven’t seen it in years.)
 :cry:
Meh.

Purpleris Niaiseris

  • Albert Hofmann is God.
  • Known & Noted
  • **
  • Posts: 1178
  • Καλλίστη
    • View Profile
    • Niaiserie
Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2008, 01:38:23 pm »
Go away.  Read a book.

Be better.

what is a book?  :? duhhh
plus..
be better?  :lol:
pfffffffffffffff
anyway,thanks for the unfistworthy fnord advice,
kissy  :mrgreen:

Which?  Is Suu a fatass?  No.  Is her husband a fatass?  No.  Cain?  No.  Dysnomia?  Hell no.  Aini?  No.  Hoopla?  No.

Oh, wait.  This is one of those "revenge" posts. 

Okay, who were you in your last venture here, and how did we hurt your little feelings?

"My question is simply this : Why "most" of the discordians (AS FAR AS I HAVE SEEN duhhhhhhh ) are fatasses?"
besides im not hurt or anythin, im just tryin to have some fun darlin  :p
ehehehe and is it what u call it? "revenge post?  :lulz:
i like the "55 year old virgin post" better  :lol:

I am actually going to try to address a couple of your questions as if they are the result of legitimate observations.

1. Find the thread called "Spagbook". Look at the pictures. Note your observations.

2. It's called "Discord". If you want to find the productive threads among the discord, you have to be observant.

3. Sometimes new people such as yourself come on the board and immediately, such as you are doing in this post, tell the long-term members here that we're doin' it wrong, and proceed from there to tell us how to be "Real Discordians". Nobody likes it. Please stop.

4. Go ask them.

ahaha i just said "whats up with this real or fake discrodian bull" and you tell me to stop tellin you how to be a real one  :lulz: :lulz:
and dont start with that shit, "come on the board,immediately,and mess with LONG TERM  :p members here,
its a fuckin board for goddess'sake and just caus i dont have 5 million posts, it doesnt make me a SHORT TERM nor a "LESS" discordian than you my brother ehh?
or is this the golden forum of discord that everybody wants to have for their own or somethin?  :lol: wtf?  :lulz:

1) we're all 40 year old fat men with crazy fictitious personas
2) we're all actualy one 40 year old fat man who has nothing better to do but create 100 of alts and have them interact with eachother
oh yeah?
that so cooool,and sounds like a lot of fun  :p
im sure id be doin the same stuff if i was a fat 40 year old man havin nothin better do to.
Hit me up then 1-985-655-2500 I could use a little action  :p.
(I cant see my Penis, haven’t seen it in years.)
 :cry:
that must be tough and suckin serious balls but unfortunately,even "I" couldnt do anythin for that.
and besides..
even if i could, i wouldnt because i dont give a flyin fuck  :lol:

Alright..
Let the Final Battle Begin!!!!!
gotta go roll a fat one first, a "REEEEEAAAALLLL !!!!!"  :p discordian joint!  :lol:
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:















[/quote]
Fig leaves belong on the trees.

LMNO, PhD (life continues)

  • Unregulated & Horribly Oily Piranha of the Dance Floor
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 81017
  • Unregulated & Horribly Oily Piranha of the Dance F
    • View Profile
    • Earfatigue Productions: When it has to sound like you give a shit.
Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2008, 03:01:47 pm »
My question is simply this : Why "most" of the discordians (as far as as ive seen) are fatasses?
:cn:
Quote
Another question : Why everybodys "mostly" fighting or replyin like fuckin 55year old virgins on the forums,
:cn:
Quote
instead of discussin or sharing different ideas..Discord is a beautiful thing and our lady wants us to be "perfect to ourselves and each other".  :roll:
:cn:
Quote
Another : Whats up with this "real" discordians and "fake" discordians bull..
It's an ironic in-joke.  You obviously don't get it.
Quote
Lady Discordia doesnt accept loosers anyway,
:cn:
Quote
and takes care of em douches good,
:cn:
Quote
no need to waste our precious energy goddess gave us to be creative and have fun ehh?
:cn:
Quote
Another one : How come the subgeniiii are soooo fuckin lame? What are they supposed to be?  :?
:cn:
Quote
5th question : Did you know if you eat carrots two weeks in a row,your skin color will turn orange? :fap:
Who cares?
Quote
Statement : I am the happiest namuh namow in the somsocorcam.  :lulz:
:cn:
LMNO
Pope/Wrought Iron Instigator
First Church of Last Exit Before Toll
The Spider Project.

Buy the Chao te Ching, or be doomed forever.

http://www.stonybrook.edu/sb/marburger/index.shtml

"Get offa me, you freaks!  This is not North Korea.  No.  This is America, and I expect to be PAID for that sort of nonsense.  In advance.  No credit...Cash on the barrelhead or GTFO.  I swear to God, there's nothing more annoying than commie perverts who don't understand the intrinsic value of the free market system."