Frequently asked questions..

[Purpleris Niaiseris]

My question is simply this : Why "most" of the discordians (as far as as ive seen) are fatasses?
Another question : Why everybodys "mostly" fighting or replyin like fuckin 55year old virgins on the forums,instead of discussin or sharing different ideas..Discord is a beautiful thing and our lady wants us to be "perfect to ourselves and each other". 
Another : Whats up with this "real" discordians and "fake" discordians bull..
Lady Discordia doesnt accept loosers anyway,and takes care of em douches good,no need to waste our precious energy goddess gave us to be creative and have fun ehh?
Another one : How come the subgeniiii are soooo fuckin lame? What are they supposed to be? 
5th question : Did you know if you eat carrots two weeks in a row,your skin color will turn orange?

Statement : I am the happiest namuh namow in the somsocorcam. 

[Triple Zero]

 

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is this a stupid question?

[Purpleris Niaiseris]

yeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy   
whhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy do i looooooooooooooovvvvv this feeeeeeeeeeling 

is this a stupid question?

i "really"  think it is the loveliest question of all times 

[BADGE OF HONOR]

I just don't have the energy.   

[u4!k]

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[Thurnez Isa]

My question is simply this : Why "most" of the discordians (as far as as ive seen) are fatasses?
Another question : Why everybodys "mostly" fighting or replyin like fuckin 55year old virgins on the forums,instead of discussin or sharing different ideas..Discord is a beautiful thing and our lady wants us to be "perfect to ourselves and each other". 
Another : Whats up with this "real" discordians and "fake" discordians bull..
Lady Discordia doesnt accept loosers anyway,and takes care of em douches good,no need to waste our precious energy goddess gave us to be creative and have fun ehh?
Another one : How come the subgeniiii are soooo fuckin lame? What are they supposed to be? 
5th question : Did you know if you eat carrots two weeks in a row,your skin color will turn orange?

Statement : I am the happiest namuh namow in the somsocorcam. 

1) we're all 40 year old fat men with crazy fictitious personas
2) we're all actualy one 40 year old fat man who has nothing better to do but create 100 of alts and have them interact with eachother

[M. Nigel Salt]

My question is simply this : Why "most" of the discordians (as far as as ive seen) are fatasses?
Another question : Why everybodys "mostly" fighting or replyin like fuckin 55year old virgins on the forums,instead of discussin or sharing different ideas..Discord is a beautiful thing and our lady wants us to be "perfect to ourselves and each other". 
Another : Whats up with this "real" discordians and "fake" discordians bull..
Lady Discordia doesnt accept loosers anyway,and takes care of em douches good,no need to waste our precious energy goddess gave us to be creative and have fun ehh?
Another one : How come the subgeniiii are soooo fuckin lame? What are they supposed to be? 
5th question : Did you know if you eat carrots two weeks in a row,your skin color will turn orange?

Statement : I am the happiest namuh namow in the somsocorcam. 

I am actually going to try to address a couple of your questions as if they are the result of legitimate observations.

1. Find the thread called "Spagbook". Look at the pictures. Note your observations.

2. It's called "Discord". If you want to find the productive threads among the discord, you have to be observant.

3. Sometimes new people such as yourself come on the board and immediately, such as you are doing in this post, tell the long-term members here that we're doin' it wrong, and proceed from there to tell us how to be "Real Discordians". Nobody likes it. Please stop.

4. Go ask them.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My question is simply this : Why "most" of the discordians (as far as as ive seen) are fatasses?

Which?  Is Suu a fatass?  No.  Is her husband a fatass?  No.  Cain?  No.  Dysnomia?  Hell no.  Aini?  No.  Hoopla?  No.

Oh, wait.  This is one of those "revenge" posts. 

Okay, who were you in your last venture here, and how did we hurt your little feelings?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I just don't have the energy.   

It's like they don't even try, anymore.

[Raphaella]

Whatever. This is me on my morning stroll, out to find and conquer the tasty funnel cake. I really resent being called a fat ass though. I have a medical condition known as Obesity dammit! You need to show some compassion and stop slugging me in my fat gut with your hate words!! (I eat because I'm sad and I'm sad because I eat ) 

[Balls Wellington]

I'D HIT IT!!

[Raphaella]

Hit me up then 1-985-655-2500 I could use a little action  .
(I cant see my Penis, haven’t seen it in years.)
 

[Purpleris Niaiseris]

Go away.  Read a book.

Be better.

what is a book?  duhhh
plus..
be better? 
pfffffffffffffff
anyway,thanks for the unfistworthy fnord advice,
kissy 

Which?  Is Suu a fatass?  No.  Is her husband a fatass?  No.  Cain?  No.  Dysnomia?  Hell no.  Aini?  No.  Hoopla?  No.

Oh, wait.  This is one of those "revenge" posts. 

Okay, who were you in your last venture here, and how did we hurt your little feelings?

"My question is simply this : Why "most" of the discordians (AS FAR AS I HAVE SEEN duhhhhhhh ) are fatasses?"
besides im not hurt or anythin, im just tryin to have some fun darlin 
ehehehe and is it what u call it? "revenge post? 
i like the "55 year old virgin post" better 

I am actually going to try to address a couple of your questions as if they are the result of legitimate observations.

1. Find the thread called "Spagbook". Look at the pictures. Note your observations.

2. It's called "Discord". If you want to find the productive threads among the discord, you have to be observant.

3. Sometimes new people such as yourself come on the board and immediately, such as you are doing in this post, tell the long-term members here that we're doin' it wrong, and proceed from there to tell us how to be "Real Discordians". Nobody likes it. Please stop.

4. Go ask them.

ahaha i just said "whats up with this real or fake discrodian bull" and you tell me to stop tellin you how to be a real one 
and dont start with that shit, "come on the board,immediately,and mess with LONG TERM  members here,
its a fuckin board for goddess'sake and just caus i dont have 5 million posts, it doesnt make me a SHORT TERM nor a "LESS" discordian than you my brother ehh?
or is this the golden forum of discord that everybody wants to have for their own or somethin?  wtf? 

1) we're all 40 year old fat men with crazy fictitious personas
2) we're all actualy one 40 year old fat man who has nothing better to do but create 100 of alts and have them interact with eachother

oh yeah?
that so cooool,and sounds like a lot of fun 
im sure id be doin the same stuff if i was a fat 40 year old man havin nothin better do to.

Hit me up then 1-985-655-2500 I could use a little action  .
(I cant see my Penis, haven’t seen it in years.)
 

that must be tough and suckin serious balls but unfortunately,even "I" couldnt do anythin for that.
and besides..
even if i could, i wouldnt because i dont give a flyin fuck 

Alright..
Let the Final Battle Begin!!!!!
gotta go roll a fat one first, a "REEEEEAAAALLLL !!!!!"  discordian joint! 
 















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[LMNO, PhD (life continues)]

My question is simply this : Why "most" of the discordians (as far as as ive seen) are fatasses?

Another question : Why everybodys "mostly" fighting or replyin like fuckin 55year old virgins on the forums,

instead of discussin or sharing different ideas..Discord is a beautiful thing and our lady wants us to be "perfect to ourselves and each other". 

Another : Whats up with this "real" discordians and "fake" discordians bull..

It's an ironic in-joke.  You obviously don't get it.

Lady Discordia doesnt accept loosers anyway,

and takes care of em douches good,

no need to waste our precious energy goddess gave us to be creative and have fun ehh?

Another one : How come the subgeniiii are soooo fuckin lame? What are they supposed to be? 

5th question : Did you know if you eat carrots two weeks in a row,your skin color will turn orange?

Who cares?

Statement : I am the happiest namuh namow in the somsocorcam.