My question is simply this : Why "most" of the discordians (as far as as ive seen) are fatasses?
Cause you haven't seen me, baby.
Some Discordians are fatasses, some are skinny asses, some are bubbleasses and some are just asses. It takes all sorts of asses for Eris' Donkey Show!
Another question : Why everybodys "mostly" fighting or replyin like fuckin 55year old virgins on the forums,instead of discussin or sharing different ideas..Discord is a beautiful thing and our lady wants us to be "perfect to ourselves and each other". 
Well, this board thrives on fighting... ya know Discord... Confusion... Chaos. It works for some, doesn't work for others. In the end we're still all monkeys with robot programming and monkeys with robot programming are programmed to shit on those who don't agree... think of it as Virtual Shit, thank goddess we don't have Smell-o-Vision!!!
Another : Whats up with this "real" discordians and "fake" discordians bull..
Some people forget that every man, woman and child is a real Discordian. Sometimes, people think that 'Real Discordians' can't argue and fight with each other... but that seems silly. Some people fight with each other... all people are Discordian Popes... thus people that fight are still HOLEE-POEE. Sometimes, people think that "Real Discordians" must be doing something entirely unique, or based on something brand new, rather than something old. Yet, they too forget that everyone is a goddess-damned Child of She What Done It All. But, even those that forget, one way or another, are still Erisian, are they not?
Lady Discordia doesnt accept loosers anyway
Of course she accepts loosers... who do you think we stick out on the front lines as fodder? Every Child O Eris is precious, either as an Agent of Discord, or something useful to burn in the fire. Igne N00bus Renovatur Integra
Another one : How come the subgeniiii are soooo fuckin lame? What are they supposed to be? 
They are lame because they follow after Bob and do not realize that Bob was only the messenger of Eris. Fnord.
5th question : Did you know if you eat carrots two weeks in a row,your skin color will turn orange? 
This is false, unless you also eat oranges and drink orange kool-aid.
In conclusion, oh Purple Erisl, Namesake of the Cosmic Bitch, I give you this to consider:
I wonder what she'd say,
if she happened by today,
and saw us in our rituals of life?
Would she think we're doing well,
in our own chaotic hell,
or would she decide to add a little strife?
There's Erisians on the net,
who are trying, you can bet,
to spread those words of chaos writ by Mal.
But Discordians, you know,
might aim an extra blow,
at their brothers and their sisters of the Chao.
I have seen the common spat,
regarding this and that,
and who and what and where and why and how.
And in the orgy of the fray,
we oft forget our way,
and might spill our bitter tea upon our towel.
So I wonder what she'd say,
if she happened through this way,
and stopped to see the madness we had wrought.
I think she'd laugh the most,
and head back home to boast,
about the way in which her Children fought.
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! Hail Hail! Hail Yes!
Ratatosk, Squirrel of Discord
Chatterer of the Words of Eris
Muncher of the ChaoAcorn
POEE of The Great Googlie Mooglie Cabal
