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Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #30 on: June 09, 2008, 11:29:39 pm »
Go away.  Read a book.

Be better.

what is a book?  :? duhhh
plus..
be better?  :lol:
pfffffffffffffff
anyway,thanks for the unfistworthy fnord advice,
kissy  :mrgreen:

Which?  Is Suu a fatass?  No.  Is her husband a fatass?  No.  Cain?  No.  Dysnomia?  Hell no.  Aini?  No.  Hoopla?  No.

Oh, wait.  This is one of those "revenge" posts. 

Okay, who were you in your last venture here, and how did we hurt your little feelings?

"My question is simply this : Why "most" of the discordians (AS FAR AS I HAVE SEEN duhhhhhhh ) are fatasses?"
besides im not hurt or anythin, im just tryin to have some fun darlin  :p
ehehehe and is it what u call it? "revenge post?  :lulz:
i like the "55 year old virgin post" better  :lol:

I am actually going to try to address a couple of your questions as if they are the result of legitimate observations.

1. Find the thread called "Spagbook". Look at the pictures. Note your observations.

2. It's called "Discord". If you want to find the productive threads among the discord, you have to be observant.

3. Sometimes new people such as yourself come on the board and immediately, such as you are doing in this post, tell the long-term members here that we're doin' it wrong, and proceed from there to tell us how to be "Real Discordians". Nobody likes it. Please stop.

4. Go ask them.

ahaha i just said "whats up with this real or fake discrodian bull" and you tell me to stop tellin you how to be a real one  :lulz: :lulz:
and dont start with that shit, "come on the board,immediately,and mess with LONG TERM  :p members here,
its a fuckin board for goddess'sake and just caus i dont have 5 million posts, it doesnt make me a SHORT TERM nor a "LESS" discordian than you my brother ehh?
or is this the golden forum of discord that everybody wants to have for their own or somethin?  :lol: wtf?  :lulz:

1) we're all 40 year old fat men with crazy fictitious personas
2) we're all actualy one 40 year old fat man who has nothing better to do but create 100 of alts and have them interact with eachother
oh yeah?
that so cooool,and sounds like a lot of fun  :p
im sure id be doin the same stuff if i was a fat 40 year old man havin nothin better do to.
Hit me up then 1-985-655-2500 I could use a little action  :p.
(I cant see my Penis, haven’t seen it in years.)
 :cry:
that must be tough and suckin serious balls but unfortunately,even "I" couldnt do anythin for that.
and besides..
even if i could, i wouldnt because i dont give a flyin fuck  :lol:

Alright..
Let the Final Battle Begin!!!!!
gotta go roll a fat one first, a "REEEEEAAAALLLL !!!!!"  :p discordian joint!  :lol:
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Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #31 on: June 10, 2008, 03:14:24 pm »


Oregon, Washington meh, its all the same....

you just earned yourself a sunny spot on a wall, good sir.
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Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #32 on: June 10, 2008, 03:57:41 pm »
I missed this thread.
purple eris made me giggle I hope she comes back.

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Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #33 on: June 10, 2008, 05:36:43 pm »
I missed it too...and while I have a fat ass, there's not much else fat about me...

All other shizen in the OP just is too irrelevant for me to give a shit.

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« Reply #34 on: June 10, 2008, 05:38:07 pm »
I was online when it posted and I'm still  :kingmeh: to it.

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Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #35 on: June 10, 2008, 05:49:07 pm »
I can't decide if "she" is a troll or not. 

Proof is in the pudding, I guess.  Or time will tell.  Feh, my migraine is catching up to me.  *cries*

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Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #36 on: June 10, 2008, 07:23:33 pm »
Whats the first historical document in the history?
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Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #37 on: June 10, 2008, 07:26:23 pm »
and ratatosk,
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr  8)
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Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #38 on: June 10, 2008, 07:30:12 pm »
Whats the first historical document in the history?

The one that guy wrote a long time ago.


and ratatosk,
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr  8)

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« Reply #39 on: June 10, 2008, 07:32:10 pm »
I look like this

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« Reply #40 on: June 10, 2008, 07:33:10 pm »
I look like this

And that's why we can't be together... a squirrel and a fish may fall in love, but where would they WOMP?
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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« Reply #41 on: June 10, 2008, 07:33:44 pm »
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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« Reply #42 on: June 10, 2008, 10:15:20 pm »
I look like this:


Or at least I did before I put on all that weight.
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Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #43 on: June 11, 2008, 03:32:16 pm »
My question is simply this : Why "most" of the discordians (as far as as ive seen) are fatasses?

Cause you haven't seen me, baby. ;-)

Some Discordians are fatasses, some are skinny asses, some are bubbleasses and some are just asses. It takes all sorts of asses for Eris' Donkey Show!

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Another question : Why everybodys "mostly" fighting or replyin like fuckin 55year old virgins on the forums,instead of discussin or sharing different ideas..Discord is a beautiful thing and our lady wants us to be "perfect to ourselves and each other".  :roll:

Well, this board thrives on fighting... ya know Discord... Confusion... Chaos. It works for some, doesn't work for others. In the end we're still all monkeys with robot programming and monkeys with robot programming are programmed to shit on those who don't agree... think of it as Virtual Shit, thank goddess we don't have Smell-o-Vision!!!

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Another : Whats up with this "real" discordians and "fake" discordians bull..

Some people forget that every man, woman and child is a real Discordian. Sometimes, people think that 'Real Discordians' can't argue and fight with each other... but that seems silly. Some people fight with each other... all people are Discordian Popes... thus people that fight are still HOLEE-POEE. Sometimes, people think that "Real Discordians" must be doing something entirely unique, or based on something brand new, rather than something old. Yet, they too forget that everyone is a goddess-damned Child of She What Done It All. But, even those that forget, one way or another, are still Erisian, are they not?

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Lady Discordia doesnt accept loosers anyway

Of course she accepts loosers... who do you think we stick out on the front lines as fodder? Every Child O Eris is precious, either as an Agent of Discord, or something useful to burn in the fire.  Igne N00bus Renovatur Integra

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Another one : How come the subgeniiii are soooo fuckin lame? What are they supposed to be?  :?

They are lame because they follow after Bob and do not realize that Bob was only the messenger of Eris. Fnord.

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5th question : Did you know if you eat carrots two weeks in a row,your skin color will turn orange? :fap:

This is false, unless you also eat oranges and drink orange kool-aid.


In conclusion, oh Purple Erisl, Namesake of the Cosmic Bitch, I give you this to consider:

I wonder what she'd say,
if she happened by today,
and saw us in our rituals of life?
Would she think we're doing well,
in our own chaotic hell,
or would she decide to add a little strife?

There's Erisians on the net,
who are trying, you can bet,
to spread those words of chaos writ by Mal.
But Discordians, you know,
might aim an extra blow,
at their brothers and their sisters of the Chao.

I have seen the common spat,
regarding this and that,
and who and what and where and why and how.
And in the orgy of the fray,
we oft forget our way,
and might spill our bitter tea upon our towel.

So I wonder what she'd say,
if she happened through this way,
and stopped to see the madness we had wrought.
I think she'd laugh the most,
and head back home to boast,
about the way in which her Children fought.



Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! Hail Hail! Hail Yes!

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Ratatosk,
you are fanfuckintastic, unfuckinbelievable (i mean i dunno how it is possible when i already believe in "nothing", but then all is possible, oh well, i didnt do it.) , infuckincredible, brifuckinliant, amfuckinazing, i wanna make "fuckin" good friends with you.
attention, the 'fuckins' are important here  :lulz:

anyway  :lol:

oh yeah,
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Re: Frequently asked questions..
« Reply #44 on: June 11, 2008, 03:53:09 pm »
AND AN ASSHOLE?
ME????

pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase hun,
im not an asshole..
but im a Bitch..big time..ahaha  :evil:
and it feeeeeeeels just perfect  :lulz:
highly recomended  :wink:
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