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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #45 on: October 23, 2008, 08:59:39 pm »
DC: this is not meant to be offensive.

Do you actually need to wear a bra?

Yes. My nipples can be quite noticeable when they stand at attention! :p (And, for that matter, some of my nice dress shirts and such would chafe) Also, without a bra, I look like a small man-child. With a bra, I look like an adolescent female. It's not much, but I'll take what I can get. :lol:

But during the summer, I often go bra-less.

Damn it now my brain is fixated on Nipples with Cupcake icing.
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #46 on: October 23, 2008, 08:59:47 pm »
Man, I'm glad my rack is a perfectly ordinary and easy-to-shop for size.  Some of my friends are like 36EEEEE and they have horror stories like none other.
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #47 on: October 23, 2008, 09:07:09 pm »
Well, on the plus side, now I'll spend the rest of the day thinking about your perky nipples.



They are a thing of glory! I actually want to pierce them, because if my titties are tiny, I think they're quite nice, and pierced nipples would be just so cute!

DC: this is not meant to be offensive.

Do you actually need to wear a bra?

Yes. My nipples can be quite noticeable when they stand at attention! :p (And, for that matter, some of my nice dress shirts and such would chafe) Also, without a bra, I look like a small man-child. With a bra, I look like an adolescent female. It's not much, but I'll take what I can get. :lol:

But during the summer, I often go bra-less.

Damn it now my brain is fixated on Nipples with Cupcake icing.

Well, this will be a good thing to discuss tonight.

The Boy: So, how was work today sweetie?
Me: Oh, you know, good. Boring, except where I contemplated frosting my nipples like cupcakes.
The Boy: *brain breaks*

Man, I'm glad my rack is a perfectly ordinary and easy-to-shop for size.  Some of my friends are like 36EEEEE and they have horror stories like none other.

And back pain! Outside of my lack of sexy cleavage, I am glad to not have back pain, or knee-boobs by age 30... :lol:
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #48 on: October 23, 2008, 10:39:57 pm »
Man, I'm glad my rack is a perfectly ordinary and easy-to-shop for size.  Some of my friends are like 36EEEEE and they have horror stories like none other.

And back pain! Outside of my lack of sexy cleavage, I am glad to not have back pain, or knee-boobs by age 30... :lol:

I have to say, I think I've finally reached a point where sexy cleavage can be a nuisance. I love it, don't get me wrong, but sometimes I just don't want to look like a slut.. BOOBS, PLZ TO STAY IN SHIRT. THX.
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #49 on: October 23, 2008, 10:47:08 pm »
Man, I'm glad my rack is a perfectly ordinary and easy-to-shop for size.  Some of my friends are like 36EEEEE and they have horror stories like none other.

And back pain! Outside of my lack of sexy cleavage, I am glad to not have back pain, or knee-boobs by age 30... :lol:

I have to say, I think I've finally reached a point where sexy cleavage can be a nuisance. I love it, don't get me wrong, but sometimes I just don't want to look like a slut.. BOOBS, PLZ TO STAY IN SHIRT. THX.

PLZ TO SHARE SOME OF UR BEWBS?
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #50 on: October 23, 2008, 11:36:13 pm »
Man, I'm glad my rack is a perfectly ordinary and easy-to-shop for size.  Some of my friends are like 36EEEEE and they have horror stories like none other.

And back pain! Outside of my lack of sexy cleavage, I am glad to not have back pain, or knee-boobs by age 30... :lol:

I have to say, I think I've finally reached a point where sexy cleavage can be a nuisance. I love it, don't get me wrong, but sometimes I just don't want to look like a slut.. BOOBS, PLZ TO STAY IN SHIRT. THX.

PLZ TO SHARE SOME OF UR BEWBS?

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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #51 on: October 24, 2008, 01:28:46 am »
Big boobs, small boobs, it doesn't matter.  The end result is still  :fap:

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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #52 on: October 24, 2008, 02:36:55 am »
Reminds me of my ex who was 5 feet tall had size E boobs and couldn't see her feet.
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #53 on: October 24, 2008, 04:15:02 am »
Meh, I'm 35 and barely a B/C.  Had 2 kids, not much but ass to spare to show for it.  But I no longer buy VS bras anyhow.  DC, I don't wear bras much when I can get away with it.  BOB BLESS THE UNDERSHIRT!

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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #54 on: October 24, 2008, 05:26:14 am »
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/06/17/2008-06-17_thonged_in_the_eye_by_dainties_she_claim.html

A 52-year-old California woman is suing lingerie giant Victoria's Secret, charging she was hit in the eye by a decorative metallic object that flew off a thong she was trying on.

Macrida Patterson, a traffic officer for the Los Angeles Department of Transportation, claims her cornea was severely damaged in the underwear mishap.


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WARNING:  Wearing of this underwear by old fat broads may cause decorative metallic objects to fucking you right in your eye.  For God's sake, put it back and get some big white Grandma undies.
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #55 on: October 24, 2008, 06:08:27 am »
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No pics of old fat broads though.
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #56 on: October 24, 2008, 11:51:27 am »
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #57 on: September 03, 2009, 10:44:07 am »
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #58 on: September 03, 2009, 11:29:32 am »
Reminds me of my ex who was 5 feet tall had size E boobs and couldn't see her feet.

I know that feeling well. Im a 32E and i hate buying underwear, its really tricksy to find stuff in my size, let alone affordable and attractive.. also I'm 5ft3.
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #59 on: September 03, 2009, 03:12:30 pm »
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