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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #75 on: September 03, 2009, 09:22:26 pm »
Fuck the terrorists!

Well, okay, but I'm gonna need a blindfold.


I have decided I'm not going below 140, if that's any consolation. At 140 I was a solid B. That way I don't have to replace all of my VC bras.

Yes, I am 5'3" and yes, 140 is comfortably slim for me. I am apparently built "meaty".

Cool, I don't dig the Auschwitz look.
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #76 on: September 03, 2009, 09:22:39 pm »
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #77 on: September 03, 2009, 09:24:01 pm »
Cool, I don't dig the Auschwitz look.

For.  Fucking.  Real.
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #78 on: September 03, 2009, 10:11:48 pm »
My team is actively involved in this investigation and thus I can't comment.

*wants to comment SOOOOOO BADLY*

Could you comment now, or is this a 'forever' thing?



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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #79 on: September 03, 2009, 10:13:02 pm »
My team is actively involved in this investigation and thus I can't comment.

*wants to comment SOOOOOO BADLY*

Could you comment now, or is this a 'forever' thing?



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Your job blows chunks.   :argh!:
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #80 on: September 03, 2009, 10:20:44 pm »
My team is actively involved in this investigation and thus I can't comment.

*wants to comment SOOOOOO BADLY*

Could you comment now, or is this a 'forever' thing?



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Your job blows chunks.   :argh!:

I do not disagree... though the bonus I just got was nice... not nice enough to cover the inanity, but nice.
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #81 on: September 04, 2009, 01:24:36 am »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #82 on: September 05, 2009, 04:26:50 am »
Reminds me of my ex who was 5 feet tall had size E boobs and couldn't see her feet.

I know that feeling well. Im a 32E and i hate buying underwear, its really tricksy to find stuff in my size, let alone affordable and attractive.. also I'm 5ft3.
I'm about five inches taller and two cups under, but I feel ya! IMPOSSIBLE to find bras...when I get money again, I'm going to raid the VC on the other side of town. I have reliable information that says they have them!
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #83 on: September 05, 2009, 04:41:17 am »
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #84 on: September 05, 2009, 05:17:06 am »
Bras = so overrated.  But I know still necessary for some with back pain.  Bob bless the shelf in the tank and the thick undershirt-tanks that are so in fasion atm.  Been braless all day, and damn I'm grateful.

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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #85 on: September 05, 2009, 07:35:37 am »
I don't need bras I just wear em cause I don't want my shit to look like fried eggs on a nail when I'm old.
Keep em perky, ya know?

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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #87 on: September 05, 2009, 06:18:24 pm »
Well, this will be a good thing to discuss tonight.

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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #88 on: September 05, 2009, 09:14:43 pm »
Now, that is a wardrobe malfunction if I ever heard of one.
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Re: Thonged in the Eye!
« Reply #89 on: September 05, 2009, 09:21:43 pm »
I don't need bras I just wear em cause I don't want my shit to look like fried eggs on a nail when I'm old.
Keep em perky, ya know?

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”