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Re: She apparently likes me.
« Reply #105 on: August 07, 2008, 02:41:46 am »
I flavor my coffee with moar coffee.  GOOD GAWD, WHY IS EVERYTHING SHAKING?!?!?!

RWHN,
Vacation is 2 days away but my mind is already there. 

Speaking of vacation - looks like Mrs Mang & I will be in Portland later this month for the art show.

I got ALLL excited for a moment there, but then I realized that you are referring to Portland Senior. :(

Yeah sorry...Portland Maine. However, if I can trick her into driving to Portland Oregon, we should meet up for dinner :)
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Re: She apparently likes me.
« Reply #106 on: August 07, 2008, 01:42:28 pm »
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« Reply #107 on: August 07, 2008, 02:03:30 pm »
Hmm, maybe we need to have a Portland-Portland summit.  We can meet in Wichita. 
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« Reply #108 on: August 07, 2008, 11:29:55 pm »
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Eris is a MOTHERFUCKING BITCH. 

Or the fairies are. Or the Grand Sense of Humor that Rules the Universe. Somebody thinks I'm funny.

Since wandering into the Discordian pie-stand, I have observed the following:

-Weird shit happening....
I would say I like what you wrote, but considering how wonderfully friendly some people are around here to me no matter what I post, I'll refrain.

Here's a couple answers I've heard from Christians who believe Satan is everywhere waiting to get you (although I'm translating from God to Goddess, and from Satan to Greyface).  Choose one:

1) If your heart were truly right with Goddess, Greyface wouldn't be able to touch you like that.  If Greyface is able to get you that much, the reason you're having so many problems is because you aren't right with Goddess.  Your problems mean you're doing Bad!

2) Now that you're with Goddess, Greyface doesn't like it.  So Greyface is really going after you to try to get you back.  That's why you're having so many problems.  Your problems mean you're doing Good!


You old fraud.  You spout off how Old Skool you are, but the above post runs counter to all POEE Cabal teachings as found in the Principia Discordia.

Greyface is the embodiment of Order and Deadly Seriousness.  Eris is the embodiment of Chaos and Weirdness and Damnded Things That Can't be Cataloged.

To place the reasons for the Weird Shit happening to Cal on Greyface clearly shows your ignorance of the Old Ways of Discordia.

So STFU and GTFO.

DAMN IT!  Somebody finally caught me.  I was using the old Chairman Mao trick: "Cloak the revolution in the clothing of the past."  But as you found me out, I might as well admit it.  I'm really a Born-Again, Spirit-Filled, Pinko-Communist-Fascist, LeftWinged-RightWinger, Kabalan Neo Nazi Anarchist Discordian who's never even been to a Starbucks.

Oh, just shut the fuck up, you windbag.
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« Reply #109 on: August 08, 2008, 07:52:14 am »
"ok, take a left at Rt 90...  Keep going...   Keep going..."
Hahaha "But honey, we've been driving for three days..."
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« Reply #110 on: August 08, 2008, 07:52:59 am »
Hmm, maybe we need to have a Portland-Portland summit.  We can meet in Wichita. 

I could hell of do that. It's 3-4 days drive from here, tops.
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« Reply #111 on: August 11, 2008, 03:43:30 pm »
Goddammit, I wish I'd never posted this stupid thread.  :facepalm:

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Eris is a MOTHERFUCKING BITCH. 

Or the fairies are. Or the Grand Sense of Humor that Rules the Universe. Somebody thinks I'm funny.

Since wandering into the Discordian pie-stand, I have observed the following:

-Weird shit happening....
I would say I like what you wrote, but considering how wonderfully friendly some people are around here to me no matter what I post, I'll refrain.

Here's a couple answers I've heard from Christians who believe Satan is everywhere waiting to get you (although I'm translating from God to Goddess, and from Satan to Greyface).  Choose one:

1) If your heart were truly right with Goddess, Greyface wouldn't be able to touch you like that.  If Greyface is able to get you that much, the reason you're having so many problems is because you aren't right with Goddess.  Your problems mean you're doing Bad!

2) Now that you're with Goddess, Greyface doesn't like it.  So Greyface is really going after you to try to get you back.  That's why you're having so many problems.  Your problems mean you're doing Good!

Thanks, that's, um. Nice.

Unfortunately, this was never intended to be a serious thread. Had I lurked longer, I would have discovered the Open Bar or a similar thread and posted it there instead. I misinterpreted the word "rants" in the description of the "Or Kill Me" forum; that's all. In addition, as it's been pointed out, tone carries really fucking poorly over the internet.

I have a cat. I love my cat dearly. I love him dearly, because (among numerous other reasons) he is a HORRIBLE BASTARD who does really cruel things to my limbs and furniture, and makes an even bigger mess of my apartment than I do of my own.

I repeat: I love my cat. BECAUSE HE IS A HORRIBLE BASTARD. BECAUSE HE CREATES CHAOS IN UNEXPECTED AND HILARIOUS WAYS. I'm proud of his ingenuity, delighted by his energy, glad of the company even when I'm cursing him out and calling him names. The entertainment value after the fact is usually worth whatever lost sleep and inconvenience are caused by Yggi's behavior. If he's too quiet, I worry.

This is what dog people do not understand about cat people. If I were to go into a forum filled with non-cat-lovers and make a post about how Yggi dragged me back from the bring of sleep last night by jumping on my face and making crazy noises-- or how he slashed open another new bag of kitty litter all over my bed-- or how I had to take down most of the decorations in my apartment when he proved there was no high point he wasn't ingenious enough to reach-- they'd tell me to stop complaining. ""Wait-- so you WENT OUT AND GOT A CAT, and you are now complaining about a few messes and shredded sofas? Welcome to MISSING THE POINT, a place just south of WAAAAH." (In such a hypothetical instance, such a hypothetical response might be accused of MISSING THE POINT.)

There is complaining, and complaining. I generally complain more to make conversation than for any serious reason. I unfortunately did so here in such a way as to come across as totally serious, which I was in fact not. So, like, just putting that out there.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled threadjack.  :fnord:
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« Reply #112 on: August 11, 2008, 05:33:28 pm »
PLEASE IGNORE THE LOVESHADE, IT IS MALFUNCTIONING.
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« Reply #113 on: August 11, 2008, 05:50:34 pm »
if you think Eris is a bitch, you should meet her sister

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« Reply #114 on: August 11, 2008, 06:53:47 pm »
PLEASE IGNORE THE LOVESHADE, IT IS MALFUNCTIONING.

No, he's functioning just perfectly, sucking all funny from thread.
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« Reply #115 on: August 11, 2008, 10:58:28 pm »
Calendula! I enjoyed your post.  It merely got me going on how some Christians (not all--there's some I love and some who are quite intelligent) will twist things in two completely different directions and think it all makes sense.

As for me malfunctioning?  Impossible.

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« Reply #116 on: August 11, 2008, 11:04:49 pm »
Another thread ruint because Loveshade pissed in it.

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« Reply #117 on: August 12, 2008, 02:16:30 pm »
 ass-wipe only malfunctions with user error

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Re: She apparently likes me.
« Reply #118 on: August 21, 2008, 02:59:09 pm »
Attn: Cal.


Your follow-up post makes you sound like Not A Douche.


I appreciate that.


Carry on with the Loveshade mockery.
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« Reply #119 on: August 21, 2008, 11:28:57 pm »
Calendula! I enjoyed your post.  It merely got me going on how some Christians (not all--there's some I love and some who are quite intelligent) will twist things in two completely different directions and think it all makes sense.

As for me malfunctioning?  Impossible.

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