PD.com: Like a fraternity of drunken clowns, hopped up on goofballs, beating one-another to a bloody pulp with bricks; the maniacal laughter increases exponentially as someone runs off to get a cinder-block.
i can understand it. if the lunchmeat it too homogeneous (e.g. bologna) it makes me shy away, too.but you don't want to miss out on the Future of Food, with glorious processed beef products extruded with nano metamaterial structures allowing for your Subway sandwich to portray 3d imagery of Jared right there on the coldcut, congratulating you on your healthy choices, do you?
WHY LIVE IN THE FUTUREWHEN YOU CAN EAT IT INSTEAD?
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.
"Stop talking to yourself. You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
http://www.cracked.com/article_20145_5-shocking-ways-monkeys-are-just-as-dysfunctional-as-us.htmlNewsflash: Monkeys are just like humans in more ways than we thought.
QuoteSo the next time someone at work accuses you of something you didn't do, just yell "snake," snort some coke and watch porn. It's only natural.
So the next time someone at work accuses you of something you didn't do, just yell "snake," snort some coke and watch porn. It's only natural.
DNA Directly Photographed for First TimeEli MacKinnon, Life's Little Mysteries Staff WriterDate: 30 November 2012 Time: 02:21 PM EThttp://www.livescience.com/25163-dna-directly-photographed-for-first-time.html
What Wall Street needs, Parker suggests, is a fresh perspective -- a new way of looking at the company.And this is it: Think of Apple's core business as selling end users flash memory at steep markups."We propose," he writes, "that Apple is a 'storage' company, not only levered to data creation but instrumental in driving data creation in ways its competitors are not. Apple sells storage by delicately but deliberately incenting customers to purchase NAND flash memory at 80%-90% incremental margins. We believe this model is unique in the industry and will ensure Apple avoids the pitfalls of former handset innovators that are rapidly falling into the annals of history."