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Re: Weekly Science Headlines
« Reply #705 on: November 16, 2012, 08:13:15 pm »
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Re: Weekly Science Headlines
« Reply #706 on: November 16, 2012, 08:58:04 pm »
i can understand it.  if the lunchmeat it too homogeneous (e.g. bologna) it makes me shy away, too.

but you don't want to miss out on the Future of Food, with glorious processed beef products extruded with nano metamaterial structures allowing for your Subway sandwich to portray 3d imagery of Jared right there on the coldcut, congratulating you on your healthy choices, do you?

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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Re: Weekly Science Headlines
« Reply #707 on: November 17, 2012, 01:09:19 am »
ANIMATED SNACK FOODS MADE WITH NANOMACHINES MADE OF AMINOACIDS AND CARBOHYDRATES!!!!!
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Re: Weekly Science Headlines
« Reply #708 on: November 18, 2012, 01:28:18 am »
Extrusion plotting is perfect for forming vat-grown meat into realistic animal-part-themed shapes! Tensor rack make your muscle fibres too tough? No problem! Our patented auto-grinding feed hopper homogenizes the thickest and thinnest of cruelty-free Galvanomeat (TM) into a consistent puree, up to ISO2112 specification for 93DPI resolution volumetric solid layering.

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Re: Weekly Science Headlines
« Reply #709 on: November 18, 2012, 01:35:27 am »
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! :eek: :vom:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: Weekly Science Headlines
« Reply #710 on: November 18, 2012, 01:44:07 am »
 :lulz:



WHY LIVE IN THE FUTURE

WHEN YOU CAN EAT IT INSTEAD?

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Re: Weekly Science Headlines
« Reply #711 on: November 18, 2012, 01:57:41 am »
:lulz:



WHY LIVE IN THE FUTURE

WHEN YOU CAN EAT IT INSTEAD?

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: Weekly Science Headlines
« Reply #712 on: December 02, 2012, 04:21:08 pm »
http://www.cracked.com/article_20145_5-shocking-ways-monkeys-are-just-as-dysfunctional-as-us.html

Newsflash:  Monkeys are just like humans in more ways than we thought.
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: Weekly Science Headlines
« Reply #714 on: December 08, 2012, 06:39:37 am »
DNA Directly Photographed for First Time
Eli MacKinnon, Life's Little Mysteries Staff WriterDate: 30 November 2012 Time: 02:21 PM ET

http://www.livescience.com/25163-dna-directly-photographed-for-first-time.html
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Re: Weekly Science Headlines
« Reply #715 on: December 08, 2012, 06:58:23 am »
http://www.cracked.com/article_20145_5-shocking-ways-monkeys-are-just-as-dysfunctional-as-us.html

Newsflash:  Monkeys are just like humans in more ways than we thought.

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Re: Weekly Science Headlines
« Reply #716 on: December 08, 2012, 06:59:49 am »
DNA Directly Photographed for First Time
Eli MacKinnon, Life's Little Mysteries Staff WriterDate: 30 November 2012 Time: 02:21 PM ET

http://www.livescience.com/25163-dna-directly-photographed-for-first-time.html

That is so cool . . . and for some reason I find it very creepy. But so cool.
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Re: Weekly Science Headlines
« Reply #717 on: December 09, 2012, 03:18:38 am »
DNA Directly Photographed for First Time
Eli MacKinnon, Life's Little Mysteries Staff WriterDate: 30 November 2012 Time: 02:21 PM ET

http://www.livescience.com/25163-dna-directly-photographed-for-first-time.html

That is so fucking cool!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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Re: Weekly Science Headlines
« Reply #719 on: April 08, 2013, 11:40:04 am »
Kind of more relevant here than AE

http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2013/04/04/apple-lazard-flash-memory/

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