Weekly Science Headlines

[Elder Iptuous]

All breakfast burritos come standard with UNLIMITED DATA for the duration of your enjoyment, however bandwidth is limited based on the Chorizotainment Package you select when dialing up your morning commute.

[M. Nigel Salt]

i can understand it.  if the lunchmeat it too homogeneous (e.g. bologna) it makes me shy away, too.

but you don't want to miss out on the Future of Food, with glorious processed beef products extruded with nano metamaterial structures allowing for your Subway sandwich to portray 3d imagery of Jared right there on the coldcut, congratulating you on your healthy choices, do you?

 

[six to the quixotic]

ANIMATED SNACK FOODS MADE WITH NANOMACHINES MADE OF AMINOACIDS AND CARBOHYDRATES!!!!!

[Phosphatidylserine]

Extrusion plotting is perfect for forming vat-grown meat into realistic animal-part-themed shapes! Tensor rack make your muscle fibres too tough? No problem! Our patented auto-grinding feed hopper homogenizes the thickest and thinnest of cruelty-free Galvanomeat (TM) into a consistent puree, up to ISO2112 specification for 93DPI resolution volumetric solid layering.

[M. Nigel Salt]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Cainad]

 



WHY LIVE IN THE FUTURE

WHEN YOU CAN EAT IT INSTEAD?

[M. Nigel Salt]

WHY LIVE IN THE FUTURE

WHEN YOU CAN EAT IT INSTEAD?

That's my American Dream!

[Luna]

http://www.cracked.com/article_20145_5-shocking-ways-monkeys-are-just-as-dysfunctional-as-us.html

Newsflash:  Monkeys are just like humans in more ways than we thought.

[M. Nigel Salt]

http://www.cracked.com/article_20145_5-shocking-ways-monkeys-are-just-as-dysfunctional-as-us.html

Newsflash:  Monkeys are just like humans in more ways than we thought.

Oddly, so are babies: http://www.ted.com/talks/alison_gopnik_what_do_babies_think.html

[Telarus]

DNA Directly Photographed for First Time
Eli MacKinnon, Life's Little Mysteries Staff WriterDate: 30 November 2012 Time: 02:21 PM ET

http://www.livescience.com/25163-dna-directly-photographed-for-first-time.html

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

http://www.cracked.com/article_20145_5-shocking-ways-monkeys-are-just-as-dysfunctional-as-us.html

Newsflash:  Monkeys are just like humans in more ways than we thought.

So the next time someone at work accuses you of something you didn't do, just yell "snake," snort some coke and watch porn. It's only natural.

New plan for work tomorrow!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

DNA Directly Photographed for First Time
Eli MacKinnon, Life's Little Mysteries Staff WriterDate: 30 November 2012 Time: 02:21 PM ET

http://www.livescience.com/25163-dna-directly-photographed-for-first-time.html

That is so cool . . . and for some reason I find it very creepy. But so cool.

[M. Nigel Salt]

DNA Directly Photographed for First Time
Eli MacKinnon, Life's Little Mysteries Staff WriterDate: 30 November 2012 Time: 02:21 PM ET

http://www.livescience.com/25163-dna-directly-photographed-for-first-time.html

That is so fucking cool!

[hirley0]

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,34063.0.html

[Junkenstein]

Kind of more relevant here than AE

http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2013/04/04/apple-lazard-flash-memory/

What Wall Street needs, Parker suggests, is a fresh perspective -- a new way of looking at the company.
And this is it: Think of Apple's core business as selling end users flash memory at steep markups.
"We propose," he writes, "that Apple is a 'storage' company, not only levered to data creation but instrumental in driving data creation in ways its competitors are not. Apple sells storage by delicately but deliberately incenting customers to purchase NAND flash memory at 80%-90% incremental margins. We believe this model is unique in the industry and will ensure Apple avoids the pitfalls of former handset innovators that are rapidly falling into the annals of history."

BUY BUY BUY