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Re: FACT: Lindemans makes the best Pino Noir evar.
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2008, 05:39:23 pm »
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Re: FACT: Lindemans makes the best Pino Noir evar.
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2008, 05:40:05 pm »
Fuck that linear shit! My wine has complexity!
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Re: FACT: Lindemans makes the best Pino Noir evar.
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2008, 05:41:02 pm »
That's actually a decent pic of him.

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Re: FACT: Lindemans makes the best Pino Noir evar.
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2008, 06:10:33 pm »
what does "linear" mean when describing wine?

some wine, if you pour it in a glass, the stream forms a parabola, we call this quadratic wine.

other wines, when spilled on the floor becomes planar, as opposed to linear.

now, the real complexity that i think Jenne desires flows from absorbing it into cloth, like that pretty white suit of yours, which completely alters its topological qualities.

Call me an elitist, but I really prefer fractal wine over everything else.

i dunno, fractal wine may often be very complex, i usually find it's self-similarity a bit boring as well.
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Re: FACT: Lindemans makes the best Pino Noir evar.
« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2008, 08:50:22 pm »
I find fractal wine too recursive; I prefer pi wine.
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Re: FACT: Lindemans makes the best Pino Noir evar.
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2008, 09:02:03 pm »
Haven't found a wine like this yet, but I once had a port that was quite palindrome - like.
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Re: FACT: Lindemans makes the best Pino Noir evar.
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2008, 09:54:09 pm »
Haven't found a wine like this yet, but I once had a port that was quite palindrome - like.
It tasted the same going in as it did going out?
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Re: FACT: Lindemans makes the best Pino Noir evar.
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2008, 09:59:25 pm »
Dry start, robust, dry finish.  :)
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Re: FACT: Lindemans makes the best Pino Noir evar.
« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2008, 10:43:55 pm »
I find fractal wine too recursive; I prefer pi wine.

Meh, I get frustrated with the lack of patterns. The levels of complexity just keep going and going and I become irrational. However, I once got my hands on imaginary wine, and that shit was fucked up.

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« Reply #24 on: August 06, 2008, 10:49:31 pm »
I find fractal wine too recursive; I prefer pi wine.

Meh, I get frustrated with the lack of patterns. The levels of complexity just keep going and going and I become irrational. However, I once got my hands on imaginary wine, and that shit was fucked up.

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Re: FACT: Lindemans makes the best Pino Noir evar.
« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2008, 01:15:34 am »
I find fractal wine too recursive; I prefer pi wine.

Meh, I get frustrated with the lack of patterns. The levels of complexity just keep going and going and I become irrational. However, I once got my hands on imaginary wine, and that shit was fucked up.

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Re: FACT: Lindemans makes the best Pino Noir evar.
« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2008, 03:59:39 am »
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Re: FACT: Lindemans makes the best Pino Noir evar.
« Reply #28 on: August 08, 2008, 01:05:22 am »
I find fractal wine too recursive; I prefer pi wine.

Meh, I get frustrated with the lack of patterns. The levels of complexity just keep going and going and I become irrational. However, I once got my hands on imaginary wine, and that shit was fucked up.

ah, just rotate the bottle 90 degrees and try again.
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Re: FACT: Lindemans makes the best Pino Noir evar.
« Reply #29 on: August 08, 2008, 06:44:33 am »
lindemans is like $7.99 a bottle.... yuo sure that shit's good?