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The Rev. Loveshade FAN CLUB Thread!
« on: August 14, 2008, 04:45:38 am »
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Re: The Rev. Loveshade FAN CLUB Thread!
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2008, 02:59:55 pm »
Is the cricket underage?

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« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2008, 03:14:40 pm »
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« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2008, 08:46:59 pm »
Is the cricket underage?

No, the wings are full length and you can clearly see the ovipositor.
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« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2008, 09:15:40 pm »


Is better?
It's probably just a phase.

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« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2008, 09:23:37 pm »
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« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2008, 09:57:21 pm »


Is better?

Yes, that Tettagoniid would be underage.
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« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2008, 10:00:09 pm »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2008, 11:20:46 pm »

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« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2008, 12:07:48 am »
Is the cricket underage?

No, the wings are full length and you can clearly see the ovipositor.

Well that might make it physically mature but the state laws say if its under 18 years of age, its still a minor, so...
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« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2008, 02:13:31 am »
Dude, did he write this himself? http://s23.org/wiki/Reverend_Loveshade

Oh and for fuck's sake, if it's true he's four years YOUNGER than me, making him a complete and utter git.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2008, 02:45:43 am »
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Reverend Loveshade is one of the most important and controversial 21st century Discordians and Personists[/quote

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« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2008, 07:22:17 am »
Gems from his lovingly crafted wiki jack off session:

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editor and chief writer of one of the most important of the new generation of Discordian/Personist works, Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht. This book is a rarity as it's the subject of several commentaries, including one by United States Senate candidate Al Barger [1], and is highly controversial even though it hasn't been yet been published.

So important and controversial, I have yet to see it discussed anywhere outside of Discordian internet communities. And very rarely among even them.

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At age 12, Bruce found his first love in a 15-year-old church choir member he nicknamed Malch. He volunteered as a janitor to clean up after practice so he could be near her. He also amused her with his antics, including sneaking up behind the choir director during a rehearsal and pretending to direct with a toilet plunger. One day at her home, she gave him his first French kiss.

But she refused to listen to him after he ceremoniously handed her a roll of toilet paper on which he had written "An Ode to M's Commode." She was convinced he had spied on her while she was sitting on the toilet, and refused to believe his denials.

tl,dr: "THROUGH THE GLORIOUS POWER OF WIKI, THE WORLD SHALL KNOW MY TRITE LIFE STORY! THEY SHALL BOW TO HOW COMICALLY ZANY I WAS AS A CHILD!"

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He became withdrawn. He challenged his teachers and grandparents, and when asked to quote Bible verses, would recite ones that were violently or sexually explicit. He was perhaps the only student in a Christian school who was forbidden by a teacher to read from the Bible.

br00tal dude. You were totally hXc as a kid.

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As of mid 2008, the book, some of which has been posted online, is apparently nearly completed, and the group will soon be looking for a publisher. It includes articles on animal and human sex, humorous and explicit illustrations, ek-sen-trik discordian holy days, essays, humorous stories, rants, poetry, and even the Smagmoid Kids Club. It promotes Personism, the concept that each person should be accepted and respected as individual, and also contains references to the group's activities, including some veiled clues about the members and information on the original Ek-sen-triks and Discordians.

I'll come for the essays and humorous stories, but I'll stay for the animal sex and explicit illustrations. Sign me up for a preorder.
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« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2008, 12:15:59 pm »
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To make extra money, he appeared in at least three short pornographic movies, including one called "School Girl Spank" which allegedly featured the erotic spanking of a 16-year-old girl (who may actually have been 15).

and...

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The Ek-sen-trik Discordians were investigated for various suspected crimes including promotion of child pornography, possession of controlled substances (illegal drugs) and being an organized crime ring/religious cult. (If his porn film co-star was actually age 16, her film appearance was legal in England but would be considered illegal child pornography in America where the film was also sold. And she may actually have been 15 years old, making the film illegal in England as well. The group also promoted consensual sex for all ages.)

also, how fucking pretentious can somebody be? Dude, you're a fucking INTERNET DISCORDIAN. THIS MAKES YOU ABOUT AS IMPORTANT AND/OR INTERESTING AS THE MORNING DUMP I JUST TOOK.

NO, WAIT, MY DUMP WAS MORE INTERESTING THAN YOU BECAUSE IT WAS FULL OF CORN.

Go back into "hiding from government assassins" or whatever that lie you told was. fucking idiot.
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« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2008, 02:06:13 pm »
Well he's certainly proud of his associations/allegations/investigations regarding underage sex so he can go dip his dick in a vat of battery acid and die a horrible painful death with the rest of the pedos.
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