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...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« on: August 18, 2008, 03:42:50 am »
bunch.


of.



fucking.



DILETTANTES.


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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2008, 03:46:27 am »
It did not suddenly make sense to me.
To what do you refer?
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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2008, 04:51:12 am »
You rang?

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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2008, 05:11:22 am »
who in the what now?

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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2008, 07:35:40 am »
I had a fucking camping trip. The only weekend this summer I could take the kids. Sorry, they're more important than a bunch of Christian furries.
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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2008, 02:18:26 pm »
umm, I have no idea what you're talking about.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2008, 02:19:29 pm »
I concur with everything, because it's the easy thing to do. 
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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2008, 02:28:57 pm »
I concur with everything, because it's the easy thing to do. 
I take offense to that.

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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2008, 02:37:04 pm »
Me too. 
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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2008, 06:47:43 pm »
umm, I have no idea what you're talking about.

And I have no idea what YOU'RE talking about, so we're even.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2008, 06:49:08 pm »
You never can tell with them shore dwellers. 
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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2008, 07:03:49 pm »
I'll thank you not to confuse the Seaside Assholes Cabal with the Innsmouth Fishfuckers Club.
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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2008, 07:46:16 pm »
dilla-whats?

i hope thats a new word for prostitute!

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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2008, 07:49:42 pm »
My guess is he's talking about all of the tourists flooding the coast this time of year.  Am I right? 
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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2008, 07:57:03 pm »
dilla-whats?

i hope thats a new word for prostitute!

No, that's debutantes.   :lulz:
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