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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2008, 08:25:28 pm »
My guess is he's talking about all of the tourists flooding the coast this time of year.  Am I right? 

Tourists suck.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2008, 08:29:56 pm »
Hm, a person who takes up an activity/hobby merely for amusement...

isn't that the very definition of what being a troll is, 'for the lulz'?
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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2008, 08:31:10 pm »
I'm leaving chicken bones in your internets.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2008, 08:33:55 pm »
My guess is he's talking about all of the tourists flooding the coast this time of year.  Am I right? 

Tourists suck.

Argh, tourists. We get eurospags in the summer, and the only thing that bothers me is that they act exactly like the stereotype. As in funky short-shorts and fanny packs and giant cameras around their necks. Or the worst thing is when you're walking down a crowded street, and one of them suddenly stops to get a photo opportunity, and it causes a human trainwreck.

But American tourists from the Midwest are infinitely worse. I won't even go there.
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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2008, 08:49:43 pm »
When I lived on a quaint little island in Washington we had tourists who just assumed the whole thing was a giant theme park of cuteness and bunnies designed for their enjoyment, and my favorite tourist story ever was when my mom's friend came from to find some people eating a picnic on her lawn. She said something like "Um, hey, this is my front yard" and they said something like "EXCUSE ME, we're trying to HAVE LUNCH here lady" and then she went inside and when she came out again they had gone away but left the bones from their fried chicken all over the lawn.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #20 on: August 18, 2008, 08:51:24 pm »
She should have turned on the sprinklers.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #21 on: August 18, 2008, 08:55:52 pm »
Nobody has sprinklers there because a gentle misting rain falls every night and in the morning the sun rises and golden light showers everything with goodness.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #22 on: August 18, 2008, 08:56:25 pm »
Also, there are adorable little bunnies and fawns frolicking around EVERYWHERE.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #23 on: August 18, 2008, 09:00:00 pm »
She should have come out with a shotgun and said

GET OFF MA LAW YOU DAMN KIDS
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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #24 on: August 18, 2008, 09:10:37 pm »
I'm leaving chicken bones in your internets.

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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #25 on: August 18, 2008, 09:11:56 pm »
garden hose?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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« Reply #26 on: August 18, 2008, 09:30:25 pm »
I think she was just thrown off and by the time she rallied herself to do anything about it they had finished. I wouldn't have known what to do either... call the police?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #27 on: August 18, 2008, 09:30:47 pm »
God, now I want fried chicken.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #28 on: August 18, 2008, 09:33:46 pm »
God, now I want fried chicken.

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Re: ...and suddenly, it all made sense.
« Reply #29 on: August 18, 2008, 09:35:03 pm »
Chicken, now I want fried God. 
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