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Introducing myself
« on: September 05, 2008, 08:48:30 pm »
HI I'm new here!   :oops:
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2008, 08:49:48 pm »
TITS OR GTFO

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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2008, 08:52:18 pm »
HEY N00B, GO CLEAN THE FUCKING POOL.

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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2008, 08:55:42 pm »
FUCK YOU GUYS YOU'RE SO MEAN I'M LEAVING
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2008, 09:02:04 pm »
Wanna hear a joke?
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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2008, 09:03:16 pm »
Wanna hear a joke?

Roger just told you to be mean to me, huh.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2008, 09:45:12 pm »
i agree, tits or GTFO.

i always wondered what badger tits looked like.
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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2008, 09:50:10 pm »
Is that why you won't let it see you, why you can't bear the gaze? Because you've done terrible things.
Then there are the transgressions you never even knew you committed, those are the worst because those you can never forget, all you can do is suspect.

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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2008, 03:56:05 am »
:lol:  THIS FREAD DELIVERS.


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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2008, 07:00:57 am »
Dont look at me I'm just hopping the bandwagon
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2008, 07:03:01 am »
HEY N00B, GO CLEAN THE FUCKING POOL.

THE ONE ON THE ROOF!
It was all a joke.  In real life, I'm not this way.  I'm some other way.  I meant it to be funny to US, and it was, at least to the ME part of US. I meant it to be funny to YOU, just not THEM, see? Unless you are actually part of THEM, and if that's true, well, my apologies.

And that would be my individual apology.  I would apologize for US but I'm not sure if there is an US that's larger than just ME in this regard.  I'm not even so sure YOU are or are not at least partially any of THEM.

But if you are one of THEM to whom I am apologizing, I'm truly sorry.