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Introducing myself
« on: September 05, 2008, 07:48:30 pm »
HI I'm new here!   :oops:
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2008, 07:49:48 pm »
TITS OR GTFO
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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2008, 07:52:18 pm »
HEY N00B, GO CLEAN THE FUCKING POOL.

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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2008, 07:55:42 pm »
FUCK YOU GUYS YOU'RE SO MEAN I'M LEAVING
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2008, 08:02:04 pm »
Wanna hear a joke?
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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2008, 08:03:16 pm »
Wanna hear a joke?

Roger just told you to be mean to me, huh.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2008, 08:45:12 pm »
i agree, tits or GTFO.

i always wondered what badger tits looked like.
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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2008, 08:50:10 pm »
Do not choose a coward's explanation, that hides behind the cause and the effect

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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2008, 02:56:05 am »
:lol:  THIS FREAD DELIVERS.


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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2008, 06:00:57 am »
Dont look at me I'm just hopping the bandwagon
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Re: Introducing myself
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2008, 06:03:01 am »
HEY N00B, GO CLEAN THE FUCKING POOL.

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