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Greetings!
« on: September 16, 2008, 11:47:53 pm »
Hi!  I just thought I should introduce myself.  I am wlfjstr.  Nice to meet you all.

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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2008, 11:55:34 pm »
Hi.

Does your name mean anything?
"Soon, all of us will have special names." -Professor Brian O'Blivion

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Re: Greetings!
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2008, 11:57:41 pm »
Why yes it does!  There is a story behind it!

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Re: Greetings!
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2008, 11:58:14 pm »
If it's a play on Wolf Jester, dont let Iason Ouabache know...

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Re: Greetings!
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2008, 12:01:25 am »
Ok...

It isn't really a play on it, but that is what it means, but, for me it is all one word, not capitalized.  A oujia board gave it to me.

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Re: Greetings!
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2008, 12:02:11 am »
.....

Hi

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« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2008, 12:06:18 am »
lol
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2008, 12:07:15 am »
A ouija board told me to call myself Hooplatastico, as a matter of fact.  I decided to go with plain old Hoopla though, to give it some zing, some zap.

Funny how ouija boards roll.
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« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2008, 12:12:16 am »
Oddly enough, a Ouija board once told me to "Kill Your Self, Fuck The Body".

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« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2008, 12:12:55 am »
Well, it turns out that I was closing my eyes while others were asking questions and trying to move the 'eye' without trying to move it, if you follow.  I was doing really well, and the others were buying all the answers.

Eventually the question, "Who are we talking to?", was asked.  I happen to have one of those long German names that begin with Wolf and I started to spell it out...

But then I thought, why ruin all the fun, so I left off after the first four letters, and it finished on it's own.

So I kept it.

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Re: Greetings!
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2008, 12:13:14 am »
If it's a play on Wolf Jester, dont let Iason Ouabache know...
Looks like it's my turn to be the Welcoming Committee.  :evilmad:
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« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2008, 12:14:01 am »
Oddly enough, a Ouija board once told me to "Kill Your Self, Fuck The Body".

Wow!  I have heard of people dating themselves, but never of them date raping themselves.

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« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2008, 12:18:30 am »
Oddly enough, a Ouija board once told me to "Kill Your Self, Fuck The Body".

Wow!  I have heard of people dating themselves, but never of them date raping themselves.

Oh hon that's a little beyond date rape.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2008, 12:22:35 am »
Perhaps, but date murder/raping yourself doesn't have the same ring.

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« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2008, 12:42:40 am »
Perhaps, but date murder/raping yourself doesn't have the same ring.

It sounds better when you call it "Salazorian Third Base".
"Soon, all of us will have special names." -Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." -Bob Dylan?

"I contradict myself?  Very well then, I contradict myself; I am large - I contain multitudes."  -Walt Whitman