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Re: Greetings!
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2008, 12:44:50 am »
HE HAS WOLF IN HIS NAME!!!

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Re: Greetings!
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2008, 12:49:00 am »
Shhhhhhh!

We were waiting to see his true self.

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Re: Greetings!
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2008, 01:02:36 am »
I googled "wlfjstr" it's a pretty ill-fated name.
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Re: Greetings!
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2008, 01:06:48 am »
I was once told it is not rape it is surprise sex and no one can hate a surprise.

And welcome to the bored

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Re: Greetings!
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2008, 01:39:02 am »
I googled "wlfjstr" it's a pretty ill-fated name.
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Re: Greetings!
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2008, 02:44:43 am »
I am pretty sure it means "wolf java-string."
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
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Re: Greetings!
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2008, 04:25:26 am »
There is nothing worse than trying to stir your coffee with a string.

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Re: Greetings!
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2008, 05:02:31 am »
HE HAS WOLF IN HIS NAME!!!

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Re: Greetings!
« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2008, 06:43:24 pm »
Hi there wjtlawte! Welcome to PD. My name is Crohawieth and I'll be your guiaotewu.

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Re: Greetings!
« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2008, 07:17:08 pm »
Perhaps, but date murder/raping yourself doesn't have the same ring.

It sounds better when you call it "Salazorian Third Base".

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Re: Greetings!
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2008, 02:16:05 am »
Hi there wjtlawte! Welcome to PD. My name is Crohawieth and I'll be your guiaotewu.

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Re: Greetings!
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2008, 08:24:33 pm »
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Re: Greetings!
« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2008, 03:10:22 am »
HE HAS WOLF IN HIS NAME!!!

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Hi there wjtlawte! Welcome to PD. My name is Crohawieth and I'll be your guiaotewu.

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Re: Greetings!
« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2012, 09:20:57 pm »
Ok...

It isn't really a play on it, but that is what it means, but, for me it is all one word, not capitalized.  A oujia board gave it to me.

I can't stand it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: Greetings!
« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2012, 09:28:41 pm »
Ok...

It isn't really a play on it, but that is what it means, but, for me it is all one word, not capitalized.  A oujia board gave it to me.

I can't stand it.

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