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Re: BACON SUCCESSFUL
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2008, 03:21:12 pm »
BACON BOX

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Re: BACON SUCCESSFUL
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2008, 04:02:45 pm »
BY THE POWER OF BACON!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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Re: BACON SUCCESSFUL
« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2008, 04:11:53 pm »
Sometimes I think that some people are too obsessed by bacon.




















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Re: BACON SUCCESSFUL
« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2008, 11:23:10 am »
Mmm, bacon bloody Marys
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Re: BACON SUCCESSFUL
« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2008, 01:34:47 pm »
you can actually make beef bacon if you get the right cut of the cow (skirt or hangar). you will probably have to cure it yourself also, although any good specialty meat shop would probably have beef bacon.

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Re: BACON SUCCESSFUL
« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2008, 01:40:12 pm »
"makin' bacon" meant something completely different when I was a kid.

prereq: "Is that what the kids are calling it these days?"

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Re: BACON SUCCESSFUL
« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2008, 07:50:03 am »
congratulations!
there´s no end to the possibilities!

ANYTHING CAN BE ROLLED IN BACON!?!!!???!!

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Re: BACON SUCCESSFUL
« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2008, 08:03:56 am »
this makes the bacon saint very proud
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: BACON SUCCESSFUL
« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2008, 05:50:36 am »
dr retard,

Bacon wrapped scallops are older than the internet.  By a lot.

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Re: BACON SUCCESSFUL
« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2008, 10:04:25 am »
dr retard,

Bacon wrapped scallops are older than the internet.  By a lot.

holy carp, is that so?
Not invented by internet?
and Israel?

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Re: BACON SUCCESSFUL
« Reply #26 on: October 11, 2008, 06:37:04 pm »
dr retard,

Bacon wrapped scallops are older than the internet.  By a lot.

holy carp, is that so?
Not invented by internet?
and Israel?

Sarcasm is so hard to convey by text, isn't it? :lol:

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Re: BACON SUCCESSFUL
« Reply #27 on: October 11, 2008, 08:40:01 pm »
totally.. is there any secret tricks for that shit?

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Re: BACON SUCCESSFUL
« Reply #28 on: October 13, 2008, 11:52:39 am »
It just so happens there's a website devoted to these kinds of questions.

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Re: BACON SUCCESSFUL
« Reply #29 on: October 13, 2008, 12:11:55 pm »
It just so happens there's a website devoted to these kinds of questions.
<sarcasm>thanks for the help.</sarcasm>