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A message from the Discordian Power Elite to the World!
« on: October 11, 2008, 09:40:43 pm »
O Fellow Discordians!

We now present to you:

How to become Godlike!

All Hail Eris, the Goddess Prevails!

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Re: A message from the Discordian Power Elite to the World!
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2008, 10:06:02 pm »
Leary's eight circuit model?

Fifty years later, how is this news?

Edit, sorry, it was '76.  Still, we've heard.  What else you got?
« Last Edit: October 11, 2008, 10:08:02 pm by Felix »

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Re: A message from the Discordian Power Elite to the World!
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2008, 10:11:35 pm »
it's a model that's sometimes useful to me, but it's still a model.

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Re: A message from the Discordian Power Elite to the World!
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2008, 01:29:53 am »
I think the funniest thing about this thread is that this sort of thing happens all the time around here.
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Re: A message from the Discordian Power Elite to the World!
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2008, 02:28:15 am »
Also, the Discordian Power Elite?

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Re: A message from the Discordian Power Elite to the World!
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2008, 03:53:54 am »
isn't that us?
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Re: A message from the Discordian Power Elite to the World!
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2008, 05:00:43 am »
O Fellow Discordians!

We now present to you:

How to become Godlike!

All Hail Eris, the Goddess Prevails!

What the fuck?
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Re: A message from the Discordian Power Elite to the World!
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2008, 08:16:53 am »
isn't that us?

That would be both comforting and disappointing.

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Re: A message from the Discordian Power Elite to the World!
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2008, 02:39:25 pm »
Also, the Discordian Power Elite?

Isn't that what Palin's been warning the American people about? 
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Re: A message from the Discordian Power Elite to the World!
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2008, 09:01:36 pm »
Also, the Discordian Power Elite?

Isn't that what Palin's been warning the American people about? 

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Re: A message from the Discordian Power Elite to the World!
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2008, 09:18:03 pm »
Also, the Discordian Power Elite?
...And the "Most Lailtastic Discordian Cabal Name of the Year" award goes to... :lulz:

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Re: A message from the Discordian Power Elite to the World!
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2008, 09:19:06 pm »
Let the DPE cabal be formed.

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Re: A message from the Discordian Power Elite to the World!
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2008, 01:42:07 am »
We, the Discordian Power Elite, orchestrators of the current 'Global Financial Crisis' and liquidators of Wall Street's Merrill Lynch, authorize you to use, abuse, reproduce this work as much as you like. You can even claim it as your own.

We, the DPE, will remain in further contact, as the need arises.

Thank you.

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Re: A message from the Discordian Power Elite to the World!
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2008, 01:44:21 am »
We, the Discordian Power Elite, orchestrators of the current 'Global Financial Crisis' and liquidators of Wall Street's Merrill Lynch, authorize you to use, abuse, reproduce this work as much as you like. You can even claim it as your own.

We, the DPE, will remain in further contact, as the need arises.

Thank you.

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Re: A message from the Discordian Power Elite to the World!
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2008, 03:31:46 am »
We, the Discordian Power Elite, orchestrators of the current 'Global Financial Crisis' and liquidators of Wall Street's Merrill Lynch, authorize you to use, abuse, reproduce this work as much as you like. You can even claim it as your own.

We, the DPE, will remain in further contact, as the need arises.

Thank you.

we're not "using your work".

we're stealing your name.
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