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I'M FUCKING SICK OF BACON
« on: November 29, 2008, 12:21:56 am »
IT'S GREAT IN MODERATION.

YOU ALL DISGUST ME.

THAT IS ALL.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Re: I'M FUCKING SICK OF BACON
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2008, 12:25:23 am »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: I'M FUCKING SICK OF BACON
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2008, 12:28:47 am »
BUT TOO MUCH IS BETTER THAN NOT ENOUGH.
It's probably just a phase.

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Re: I'M FUCKING SICK OF BACON
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2008, 02:23:36 am »
I have a confession to make:

Eating too much fat in one sitting makes me feel ill.

Three strips next to my scrambled eggs is fine, thanks.

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Re: I'M FUCKING SICK OF BACON
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2008, 02:30:54 am »
I can usually eat two or three strips in one sitting.

It's not the QUANTITY of bacon, though: it's the ineffable QUALITY.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: I'M FUCKING SICK OF BACON
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2008, 02:32:48 am »
I believe two or three strips in one sitting qualifies as "moderation."

What's the disagreement here again? :?

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Re: I'M FUCKING SICK OF BACON
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2008, 03:27:07 am »
Something about how much bacon we all eat, I think.

But hell, even when we perpetrated the woven / rolled bacon log, it was sliced before being put into the "Death Sandwiches".  The portion per person was reasonable.
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Re: I'M FUCKING SICK OF BACON
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2008, 03:31:46 am »
I want to create a pention to ban bacon from our kitchens

Something about having to prep ourselfs against saturated fats which will use our cravings against us

Or  :?

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Re: I'M FUCKING SICK OF BACON
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2008, 03:53:15 am »
I keep a large pot of bacon fat next to my stove and use it in lieu of oil in cooking.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: I'M FUCKING SICK OF BACON
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2008, 03:54:51 am »
George Liquor will smite any of you that are badmouthing bacon in quantity, you unamerican skidmarks. :argh!:

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Re: I'M FUCKING SICK OF BACON
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2008, 07:14:50 am »
The turkey wrapped in bacon pushed me over the edge.



Dear Internet,

HAVE SOME FUCKING SHAME, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Re: I'M FUCKING SICK OF BACON
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2008, 03:53:20 pm »
Bacon is overrated.

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Re: I'M FUCKING SICK OF BACON
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2008, 04:04:11 pm »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: I'M FUCKING SICK OF BACON
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2008, 04:06:46 pm »
Okay Bacon is out


Waffles are in.




SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK I FUCKING LOVE WAFFLES

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT SHIT

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Re: I'M FUCKING SICK OF BACON
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2008, 04:11:00 pm »
Holy shit! I'd eat the fuck out of that bitch!!