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Re: Official announcement: Nortons heirs are on their way!
« Reply #30 on: December 23, 2009, 08:04:27 pm »
:horrormirth: Are you guys bumping shitty old threads as an example of what NOT to do or some shit? These people make my head hurt.

Hey, at least you didn't have to live through the reign of the "Mush Mullahs".

Think of it as the history channel for PD, if the history channel caused actual pain.

The History Channel does cause actual pain. Everytime they air some stupid show about the Bible, Nostradamus or the Mayan motherfucking Calendar, I stab myself with whatever is closest to hand.
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Re: Official announcement: Nortons heirs are on their way!
« Reply #31 on: December 23, 2009, 08:10:05 pm »
:horrormirth: Are you guys bumping shitty old threads as an example of what NOT to do or some shit? These people make my head hurt.

Hey, at least you didn't have to live through the reign of the "Mush Mullahs".

Think of it as the history channel for PD, if the history channel caused actual pain.

The History Channel does cause actual pain. Everytime they air some stupid show about the Bible, Nostradamus or the Mayan motherfucking Calendar, I stab myself with whatever is closest to hand.

This is why I only watch it on Youtube, where I can just punch up the CGI episode of WWII that I want to watch.

Less stinky hippie shit that way.
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Re: Official announcement: Nortons heirs are on their way!
« Reply #32 on: December 23, 2009, 08:21:28 pm »
:horrormirth: Are you guys bumping shitty old threads as an example of what NOT to do or some shit? These people make my head hurt.

Well, the decade IS coming to an end.  It's only natural to fondly, er, um, look back at the previous 10, well 7 years. 
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Re: Official announcement: Nortons heirs are on their way!
« Reply #33 on: December 23, 2009, 08:23:37 pm »
:horrormirth: Are you guys bumping shitty old threads as an example of what NOT to do or some shit? These people make my head hurt.

Hey, at least you didn't have to live through the reign of the "Mush Mullahs".

Think of it as the history channel for PD, if the history channel caused actual pain.

The History Channel does cause actual pain. Everytime they air some stupid show about the Bible, Nostradamus or the Mayan motherfucking Calendar, I stab myself with whatever is closest to hand.

The one series I do like from History Channel is The Universe.  And my wife and I mysteriously got sucked into the show they did on 9/11 when they put together a bunch of footage and ran it in real-time.  We both felt very dirty afterwards. 
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Re: Official announcement: Nortons heirs are on their way!
« Reply #34 on: December 23, 2009, 08:46:38 pm »
:horrormirth: Are you guys bumping shitty old threads as an example of what NOT to do or some shit? These people make my head hurt.

Hey, at least you didn't have to live through the reign of the "Mush Mullahs".

Think of it as the history channel for PD, if the history channel caused actual pain.

The History Channel does cause actual pain. Everytime they air some stupid show about the Bible, Nostradamus or the Mayan motherfucking Calendar, I stab myself with whatever is closest to hand.

Oh god yeah, the Nostradamus special makes me :vom: It starts out kinda neat with some history about the actual man, but the last half of it or so is all "OMG he said this thing that could maybe be interpreted to be a prediction about this thing that happened later."

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Re: Official announcement: Nortons heirs are on their way!
« Reply #35 on: December 23, 2009, 09:52:09 pm »
I bet these two douchebags are EXACTLY the same now as they were then.

As I understand it, Tao is now lonely and bitter, and living in Hamilton, Ontario.

2/3rds of Hamilton deserves it.  Trust The Good Reverend on this one, I know that city well.

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Re: Official announcement: Nortons heirs are on their way!
« Reply #36 on: December 24, 2009, 01:18:14 am »
Holy fucking shit.  :x
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Re: Official announcement: Nortons heirs are on their way!
« Reply #37 on: January 04, 2010, 02:34:39 pm »
:horrormirth: Are you guys bumping shitty old threads as an example of what NOT to do or some shit? These people make my head hurt.

Hey, at least you didn't have to live through the reign of the "Mush Mullahs".

Think of it as the history channel for PD, if the history channel caused actual pain.

The History Channel does cause actual pain. Everytime they air some stupid show about the Bible, Nostradamus or the Mayan motherfucking Calendar, I stab myself with whatever is closest to hand.

Oh god yeah, the Nostradamus special makes me :vom: It starts out kinda neat with some history about the actual man, but the last half of it or so is all "OMG he said this thing that could maybe be interpreted to be a prediction about this thing that happened later."

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Re: Official announcement: Nortons heirs are on their way!
« Reply #38 on: January 15, 2010, 11:24:40 pm »
ZIJN NAAM WAS NOSTRADAMUS
HIJ KON HEEL GOED VOORSPELLEN
DAAR KON JE HEM BIJ WIJZE VAN SPREKEN
MIDDEN IN DE NACHT VOOR BELLEN
MAAR IK WEET DAT DAT NIET WAAR IS
WANT IN DE TIJD VAN NOSTRADAMUS
HADDEN ZE NOG GEEN TELEFOON!
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Re: Official announcement: Nortons heirs are on their way!
« Reply #39 on: January 16, 2010, 06:22:56 am »
The History Channel

I read this as 'The History Cabal'.  :p
...same thing?

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