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Re: FACT!!
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2009, 05:34:30 pm »
since the number of pirates is tied to global warming.. wait and we will see who wins
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Re: FACT!!
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2009, 08:44:49 pm »


Haven't we already gone over this territory? Monkies are automatically Ninjas, and the PD Pirate Monkey pwns them all, due to incorporating Pirates, Ninjas, Monkies and Robots.... which still leaves room for his Big Gay Cowboy minions. :lulz:


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Re: FACT!!
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2009, 06:11:39 am »
Thats true, I forgot that.

Pirates also still win, because Ninjas are only dangerous on their own.  Check it out.  Every movie, the more ninjas there are, the more they suck at fighting.  Ninjas only pose a threat when solo.

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« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2009, 02:00:58 am »

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Re: FACT!!
« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2009, 09:57:17 am »

Haven't we already gone over this territory? Monkies are automatically Ninjas, and the PD Pirate Monkey pwns them all, due to incorporating Pirates, Ninjas, Monkies and Robots.... which still leaves room for his Big Gay Cowboy minions. :lulz:

Why not Big Gay <etc> Monkies as well?  May as well hit all the boxes, if your modding them with laaaaazors why not give them those scary prehensile dophin cocks and have done?

Although the chainsaw legs might make things interesting if they had sex with anyone at all really.

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Re: FACT!!
« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2009, 10:39:04 am »
Piracy is alive and well.
How many ninja's do you run into on a day to day basis?

A spurious argument if there ever was.  Ninjas, being sneaky as hell, should never be seen.  That one never sees ninjas is only further proof of how bad ass they are. 

Piracy may be alive and well, but it's always new pirates from new ports  -- because pirates lose to soldiers!  The current pirates are fromSomalia, but where are the great English pirates?  The once mighty Barbary Coast pirates?  Dead and dead, put to their end by simple soldiers and navies.

The  The ninja continue to operate from the same valleys in Japan they have called home for centuries.  No army can kill an invisible foe!

Also, the Proportional Ninja Rule seems to apply to Pirates (a "Proportional Pirate Principle").  Having seen all three Pirates of the Caribbean  movies, I can't help but notice that the smaller the pirate crew, the more assured victory is (re: Captain Jack Sparrow versus assembled fleets of the Pirate Kings).

Seriously.  Ninjas Rule, Pirates Drool.
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« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2009, 02:09:50 pm »
I recorded some pirate stories for Radio Free Discordia. Once this thing gets launched, you'll have to tune in and hear the tales of some bad ass pirates.

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Re: FACT!!
« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2009, 02:27:45 pm »
Piracy is alive and well.
How many ninja's do you run into on a day to day basis?

A spurious argument if there ever was.  Ninjas, being sneaky as hell, should never be seen.  That one never sees ninjas is only further proof of how bad ass they are. 

Piracy may be alive and well, but it's always new pirates from new ports  -- because pirates lose to soldiers!  The current pirates are fromSomalia, but where are the great English pirates?  The once mighty Barbary Coast pirates?  Dead and dead, put to their end by simple soldiers and navies.

The  The ninja continue to operate from the same valleys in Japan they have called home for centuries.  No army can kill an invisible foe!

Also, the Proportional Ninja Rule seems to apply to Pirates (a "Proportional Pirate Principle").  Having seen all three Pirates of the Caribbean  movies, I can't help but notice that the smaller the pirate crew, the more assured victory is (re: Captain Jack Sparrow versus assembled fleets of the Pirate Kings).

Seriously.  Ninjas Rule, Pirates Drool.

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« Reply #23 on: February 06, 2009, 03:34:30 pm »
Piracy is alive and well.
How many ninja's do you run into on a day to day basis?

A spurious argument if there ever was.  Ninjas, being sneaky as hell, should never be seen.  That one never sees ninjas is only further proof of how bad ass they are. 

Piracy may be alive and well, but it's always new pirates from new ports  -- because pirates lose to soldiers!  The current pirates are fromSomalia, but where are the great English pirates?  The once mighty Barbary Coast pirates?  Dead and dead, put to their end by simple soldiers and navies.

The  The ninja continue to operate from the same valleys in Japan they have called home for centuries.  No army can kill an invisible foe!

Also, the Proportional Ninja Rule seems to apply to Pirates (a "Proportional Pirate Principle").  Having seen all three Pirates of the Caribbean  movies, I can't help but notice that the smaller the pirate crew, the more assured victory is (re: Captain Jack Sparrow versus assembled fleets of the Pirate Kings).

Seriously.  Ninjas Rule, Pirates Drool.

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« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2009, 07:50:42 am »
Pirates also accepted homosexuality, which allows for Big Gay Pirates.

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Re: FACT!!
« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2009, 07:51:54 am »
actually, feudal Japan was a hotbed of homosexuality the likes of which hasn't been seen since.

but assuming there are no vikings, Pirates still > Ninjas.

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Re: FACT!!
« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2009, 12:37:39 pm »
Ninjas are cooler than pirates. Case closed.

And cowboys beat ninjas.

I can prove this.
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Re: FACT!!
« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2009, 01:23:13 pm »
Ninjas are cooler than pirates. Case closed.

And cowboys beat ninjas.

I can prove this.

Do it. Please.

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Re: FACT!!
« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2009, 01:28:42 pm »
A Smith and Wesson beats a Shuriken.

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Re: FACT!!
« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2009, 01:35:08 pm »
A great dirty big horse beats funny little shoes that may or may not let you run across open water.