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Re: FACT!!
« Reply #30 on: February 09, 2009, 01:36:57 pm »
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Re: FACT!!
« Reply #31 on: February 09, 2009, 01:39:35 pm »
Wearing the same clothes for weeks, unwashed (until you get thrown into a water trough), beats the fundamentalist Islam style burka ninjas are forced to wear.

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Re: FACT!!
« Reply #32 on: June 29, 2012, 06:01:09 pm »
Ninjas are cooler than pirates. Case closed.

And cowboys beat ninjas.

I can prove this.

Do it. Please.

No shadows to hide in at high noon.  Ninja gets shot.

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Re: FACT!!
« Reply #33 on: June 29, 2012, 06:02:15 pm »
The Ninja hides in his own shadow.

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Re: FACT!!
« Reply #34 on: June 29, 2012, 06:04:06 pm »
The Ninja hides in his own shadow.

Nobody casts any shadow at all at noon, up here in Cowboy country.  It's one of those little localized variations on physics that nobody can - or wants to - explain.
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Re: FACT!!
« Reply #35 on: June 29, 2012, 06:16:51 pm »
The Ninja hides in his own shadow.

Nobody casts any shadow at all at noon, up here in Cowboy country.  It's one of those little localized variations on physics that nobody can - or wants to - explain.

This is the absolute goddamn truth. From 11:30 AM until 1:30 PM, there is no shadow anywhere in the Sonoran. Not even on the soles of your feet. Inside your boots.
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Re: FACT!!
« Reply #36 on: June 29, 2012, 06:30:12 pm »
The Ninja hides in his own shadow.

Nobody casts any shadow at all at noon, up here in Cowboy country.  It's one of those little localized variations on physics that nobody can - or wants to - explain.

This is the absolute goddamn truth. From 11:30 AM until 1:30 PM, there is no shadow anywhere in the Sonoran. Not even on the soles of your feet. Inside your boots.

We all pray for solar eclipses, to block the sun and let some light in.  But those don't happen very often.
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Re: FACT!!
« Reply #37 on: June 29, 2012, 06:44:47 pm »
The Ninja hides in his own shadow.

Nobody casts any shadow at all at noon, up here in Cowboy country.  It's one of those little localized variations on physics that nobody can - or wants to - explain.

This is the absolute goddamn truth. From 11:30 AM until 1:30 PM, there is no shadow anywhere in the Sonoran. Not even on the soles of your feet. Inside your boots.

We all pray for solar eclipses, to block the sun and let some light in.  But those don't happen very often.

The real mystery is that this isn't even the hottest part of the day.
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Re: FACT!!
« Reply #38 on: June 29, 2012, 07:06:42 pm »
Piracy is alive and well.
How many ninja's do you run into on a day to day basis?

A spurious argument if there ever was.  Ninjas, being sneaky as hell, should never be seen.  That one never sees ninjas is only further proof of how bad ass they are. 

Piracy may be alive and well, but it's always new pirates from new ports  -- because pirates lose to soldiers!  The current pirates are fromSomalia, but where are the great English pirates?  The once mighty Barbary Coast pirates?  Dead and dead, put to their end by simple soldiers and navies.

The  The ninja continue to operate from the same valleys in Japan they have called home for centuries.  No army can kill an invisible foe!

Also, the Proportional Ninja Rule seems to apply to Pirates (a "Proportional Pirate Principle").  Having seen all three Pirates of the Caribbean  movies, I can't help but notice that the smaller the pirate crew, the more assured victory is (re: Captain Jack Sparrow versus assembled fleets of the Pirate Kings).

Seriously.  Ninjas Rule, Pirates Drool.


Ninjas lose because they are mired in cartesian duality. 
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Re: FACT!!
« Reply #39 on: July 07, 2012, 03:15:04 am »
The Ninja hides in his own shadow.

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Re: FACT!!
« Reply #40 on: July 07, 2012, 03:34:32 am »
Ninjas are cooler than pirates. Case closed.

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