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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #60 on: February 04, 2009, 05:23:23 am »
It didn't. It made me want to sterilize you.
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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #61 on: February 04, 2009, 05:29:52 am »
i hate to bring up excuses but i was infact drinking cpn morgan tonight, and the fact is, i made only one single comment to suu..  which was a question, "wanna make our"   in my own retarded mind it was supposed to make her feel better..  HA.  anyway.

Oh, bullshit, you passive/aggressive little misogynist fuckwit.
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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #62 on: February 04, 2009, 05:30:05 am »
well,

sorry. :sad:  I wasn't aiming to make you more angry or anything like that.
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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #63 on: February 04, 2009, 06:09:16 am »
well,

sorry. :sad:  I wasn't aiming to make you more angry or anything like that.

Oh, fuck off.
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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #64 on: February 04, 2009, 06:34:23 am »
FUCK YOU, FEBRUARY. FUCK YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE.  I HOPE YOU GET ASS CANCER AND DIE!!1!!   :argh!:

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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #65 on: February 04, 2009, 06:38:08 am »
My life is awesome, I just wanted to post in this thread.
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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #66 on: February 04, 2009, 08:55:10 am »
Tim's mother just found out she has breast cancer.  :sad: We really don't know anything more about it as she JUST found out.

Shit guys WTF???
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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #67 on: February 04, 2009, 09:43:10 am »
To everyone that's having a hard time- my belated sympathies, and best wishes.
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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #68 on: February 04, 2009, 02:40:30 pm »
Tim's mother just found out she has breast cancer.  :sad: We really don't know anything more about it as she JUST found out.



Oh my God...what the FUCK?!?!?!  :sad:

Also: Best friends of mine are also suddenly splitsville.
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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #69 on: February 04, 2009, 02:46:02 pm »
People one step removed from PD.com better watch out.

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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #70 on: February 04, 2009, 03:03:26 pm »
Mum is aware now. Took it remarkably well considering she's still in AL caring for my grandfather. My dad is in Sarasota for the day on business, so she said she would call him and take care of it. Probably better that way as for him not to blow his top and send assassins (aka my brother, who's dream job is to be a hitman.)
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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #71 on: February 04, 2009, 03:06:29 pm »
Everything I've heard about your brother suggests he is fairly awesome. He should post here.

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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #72 on: February 04, 2009, 03:09:11 pm »
He's a chill guy.  Crazy chef too, he'd fit right in.
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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #73 on: February 04, 2009, 03:12:56 pm »
pretty much everyone here has picked on me in one way or another.  I'm justing taking targets of opportunity, im not really putting much thought into it.   Maybe you're right though...
Bullshit, complete and total bullshit.  I may not have ridiculed you as much as other members, but I know I have.  You have yet to go after me the same way you've harassed the women of this board.  Fuck off you hamster, I hope you get stepped on.  Better yet, take that "combat" knife and stab yourself.  Oh wait, do they even let you use weapons?  Or do you just pretend to be macho in the snow like the shithead you are?

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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #74 on: February 04, 2009, 03:16:11 pm »
He hates the internet with a burning passion and isn't a strong typer. He only uses it for music and ordering his expensive ass angling and cooking supplies. Otherwise, his semblance to ECH is uncanny- Tall, solid chef (He's 6'4" and like220) who smokes pot, is a total asshole and generally hates humanity.

Though we think his towering height was a defense mechanism to being flanked by sisters while growing up, since neither of my parents are over 5'4", I'm 5'5" and my sister is 5'2". Though my mom is the shortest in her family, most of her siblings are 5'10"+, and her uncle "Tiny" on the Irish side topped out at 6'3".

He's a chill guy.  Crazy chef too, he'd fit right in.

He damn near killed you at the wedding for dancing with my sister...or was it my cousin? Though he had no right, he got to walk with two women.
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