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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #105 on: February 04, 2009, 08:54:12 pm »
C'mon, you know you want to go old school.




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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #106 on: February 04, 2009, 09:05:01 pm »
But where to start! Suzanne? Hallelujah? EVERYBODY KNOWS?
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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #107 on: February 04, 2009, 09:05:34 pm »
C'mon, you know you want to go old school.




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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #108 on: February 04, 2009, 09:11:48 pm »
EVERYBODY KNOWS?

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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #109 on: February 04, 2009, 10:22:13 pm »
Adding to the shit list:  One of my co-workers has been in the hospital since Monday and is having heart surgery tomorrow to put a couple of stints in. I have a feeling he'll make it through it since he's a 63 year old sunnabitch who'd knock the shit out of Death for looking at him cross.
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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #110 on: February 04, 2009, 10:55:47 pm »
Remarkably, Mr. Suu's father died in February 4 years ago on the operating table for something very similar.  :|
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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #111 on: February 05, 2009, 01:47:18 am »
My mental health issues have gotten the better of me, again.  :cry:

So now I'm debating what to give up: my job, which keeps my partially employed parents from having to keep me funded as well, or my research fellowship which is the only thing that gets me real jobs in the summers and probably largely into grad school too.

Or, I withdraw from some classes and then add an additional year onto my undergrad because being in college (part and full) from 15 to 23 is normal right?  :|
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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #112 on: February 05, 2009, 03:01:21 am »
I am totally still posting in this thread.
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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #113 on: February 05, 2009, 10:02:27 am »
I'm, like, 5 minutes late on my plan to go down to the Post Office and post my job application.

For real.  Stupid coffee, its so tempting...

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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #114 on: February 05, 2009, 02:57:26 pm »
I don't know about the UK, but here in the US, working for the postal service is a great job. It's unionized and it has great benefits. Naturally the longer you're there, the better your benefits get, but I've known several folks who have worked for them as letter carriers for years and they make bank. You don't start out that bad either.
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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #115 on: February 05, 2009, 02:59:41 pm »
Its not bad, but its hard to get your foot in the door, because the government keeps shutting down post offices, or making them change their name to something fucking stupid like "Consignia" which cost half of their yearly budget, then changed it back when people got wangsty.

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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #116 on: February 05, 2009, 03:00:32 pm »
I'm, like, 5 minutes late on my plan to go down to the Post Office and post my job application.

For real.  Stupid coffee, its so tempting...

Also, I forgot one, ONE bloody sheet.  Had to trudge back home and get it...

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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #117 on: February 05, 2009, 03:10:18 pm »
My mental health issues have gotten the better of me, again.  :cry:

So now I'm debating what to give up: my job, which keeps my partially employed parents from having to keep me funded as well, or my research fellowship which is the only thing that gets me real jobs in the summers and probably largely into grad school too.

Or, I withdraw from some classes and then add an additional year onto my undergrad because being in college (part and full) from 15 to 23 is normal right?  :|

I'm 23 and I've been in school since 18. Only 4 of that was undergrad though.
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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #118 on: February 05, 2009, 04:40:00 pm »
I don't know about the UK, but here in the US, working for the postal service is a great job. It's unionized and it has great benefits. Naturally the longer you're there, the better your benefits get, but I've known several folks who have worked for them as letter carriers for years and they make bank. You don't start out that bad either.
My uncle was a postman for over 20 years.  The pension was really great too.  I think he retire around the age of 55.
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Re: Official February Shit List Thread
« Reply #119 on: February 05, 2009, 04:43:01 pm »
I'm, like, 5 minutes late on my plan to go down to the Post Office and post my job application.

For real.  Stupid coffee, its so tempting...

Also, I forgot one, ONE bloody sheet.  Had to trudge back home and get it...

Oh, and its really cold, so I had to put the heating on boost.  :cry: