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« on: May 10, 2004, 06:22:43 pm »
Well, today I woke up and looked at the clock--2:48.  At which point adrenaline hit my like a ping-pong paddle to the ass, as I have a test today at 2:00.  Well, I hurried to the place, cursing the entire way, thinking I'd be late but that'd be okay because the session goes til 5.  And yet, when I got there, the room was not only empty but dark and locked.  My professor was nowhere to be found.  What the fuck?!  
So then I scurried to a computer and started composing a desperate email to the prof.  I was about to hit "send" when I happened to glance at the clock...12:56.  
12:56!!!  Wow...
I think Eris has taken notice of me.  It's just her style, telling me to be more careful with a ping-pong paddle to the ass.  So I figure I better lie low for a bit, and let her sort of...ease off...yeah...
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2004, 06:38:52 pm »
sounds like an acute case of misconperception alarmclockititis to me. It is usually caused by an unhealthy ingestion of greface academia.
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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2004, 06:42:58 pm »
Mmm...I'd just spent a peaceful morning snuggling with my NapWhore(tm) and left him in rather a state of confusion, probably.  Ah well once I get the test over (starts in half an hour) I'll call and apologise.  
And while my college is less greyface than most, I need the break.  one more day and I;'m freee!
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« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2004, 10:20:33 pm »
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Mmm...I'd just spent a peaceful morning snuggling with my NapWhore(tm) ...


NapWhore. I want one of those. Where do you get one?

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« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2004, 11:18:24 pm »
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Mmm...I'd just spent a peaceful morning snuggling with my NapWhore(tm) ...


NapWhore. I want one of those. Where do you get one?


Get one? How do you get to BE one?

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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2004, 03:34:56 am »
I make a point of snoozing for an hour. Sure I'm late for class on monday, but it's philosophy. I'd do it standing on my head if they made seats like that.

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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2004, 01:22:33 pm »
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Mmm...I'd just spent a peaceful morning snuggling with my NapWhore(tm) ...


NapWhore. I want one of those. Where do you get one?
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2004, 05:12:03 pm »
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Mmm...I'd just spent a peaceful morning snuggling with my NapWhore(tm) ...


NapWhore. I want one of those. Where do you get one?
rochester Ny
those are of inferior quality. you want a good one go to Ouiser, Idaho.
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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2004, 07:52:49 pm »
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Well, today I woke up and looked at the clock--2:48.  At which point adrenaline hit my like a ping-pong paddle to the ass, as I have a test today at 2:00.  Well, I hurried to the place, cursing the entire way, thinking I'd be late but that'd be okay because the session goes til 5.  And yet, when I got there, the room was not only empty but dark and locked.  My professor was nowhere to be found.  What the fuck?!  
So then I scurried to a computer and started composing a desperate email to the prof.  I was about to hit "send" when I happened to glance at the clock...12:56.  
12:56!!!  Wow...
I think Eris has taken notice of me.  It's just her style, telling me to be more careful with a ping-pong paddle to the ass.  So I figure I better lie low for a bit, and let her sort of...ease off...yeah...



I tend to get trouble like that when communicating via fora with Americans due to the timezones. Damn....allready 9:52 , Ive been surfin all night!....where did the time go?
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2004, 07:56:20 pm »
It is worse when you wake up, get dressed, walks aroudn the house, brushes your teeth, eat breakfast, takes a shower, and then suddenly wakes up again realizing that you just dreamed the whole morning and have to do it all all over again :P

Btw I have to tell you all that my alarm clock rules now, Nine inch Nails -happiness is slavery, starts with the singer screaming "Slave screams!" with a devilishish voice..  after waking up to that you wont fall asleep that easliy again ^^
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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2004, 08:31:17 pm »
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It is worse when you wake up, get dressed, walks aroudn the house, brushes your teeth, eat breakfast, takes a shower, and then suddenly wakes up again realizing that you just dreamed the whole morning and have to do it all all over again :P

Btw I have to tell you all that my alarm clock rules now, Nine inch Nails -happiness is slavery, starts with the singer screaming "Slave screams!" with a devilishish voice..  after waking up to that you wont fall asleep that easliy again ^^


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« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2004, 08:53:59 pm »
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It is worse when you wake up, get dressed, walks aroudn the house, brushes your teeth, eat breakfast, takes a shower, and then suddenly wakes up again realizing that you just dreamed the whole morning and have to do it all all over again :P

Btw I have to tell you all that my alarm clock rules now, Nine inch Nails -happiness is slavery, starts with the singer screaming "Slave screams!" with a devilishish voice..  after waking up to that you wont fall asleep that easliy again ^^


do not mock NIN

Mock?! I love nin! :P But that doesnt mean that I dont get scared waking up to them ^^
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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2004, 09:00:00 pm »
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It is worse when you wake up, get dressed, walks aroudn the house, brushes your teeth, eat breakfast, takes a shower, and then suddenly wakes up again realizing that you just dreamed the whole morning and have to do it all all over again :P

Btw I have to tell you all that my alarm clock rules now, Nine inch Nails -happiness is slavery, starts with the singer screaming "Slave screams!" with a devilishish voice..  after waking up to that you wont fall asleep that easliy again ^^


do not mock NIN

Mock?! I love nin! :P But that doesnt mean that I dont get scared waking up to them ^^



ok......sorry......was kinda thinkin it would become a round of NIN-bashing
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« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2004, 10:30:51 pm »
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NapWhore. I want one of those. Where do you get one?
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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2004, 04:29:22 am »
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It is worse when you wake up, get dressed, walks aroudn the house, brushes your teeth, eat breakfast, takes a shower, and then suddenly wakes up again realizing that you just dreamed the whole morning and have to do it all all over again :P

Btw I have to tell you all that my alarm clock rules now, Nine inch Nails -happiness is slavery, starts with the singer screaming "Slave screams!" with a devilishish voice..  after waking up to that you wont fall asleep that easliy again ^^


do not mock NIN

Mock?! I love nin! :P But that doesnt mean that I dont get scared waking up to them ^^



ok......sorry......was kinda thinkin it would become a round of NIN-bashing

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