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Re: The Truth About The "Octomom"
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2009, 12:56:51 am »
8 babies split over a few million taxpayers is not, a huge deal... but how many other idiot women like this might be out there thinking "I CAN HAZ 8 BABYES?!?!?! YAY I CAN BE MOMMY!!!!

WTF?

Oh, yeah, I'm sure there's a hundred thousand or so women out there just DYING to give birth to 8 kids at once.

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Thank you, Sean Hannity.  Now we know that women are stupid.

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Re: The Truth About The "Octomom"
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2009, 12:57:42 am »

Real reason:  While you're busy being outraged by Octomom, Congress is making a special delivery to your bunghole.

Annnnnd Roger nails it.

Ratatosk, I think you should seriously ask yourself how big the risk is that enough women will be insane enough and have the financial resources AND be able to find an unethical doctor to do it, that this could EVER potentially become a really-for-reals social problem?

It certainly isn't newsworthy, it's just another twitch to distract us from pondering the things that we should really be outraged about.

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Re: The Truth About The "Octomom"
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2009, 01:08:31 am »
THIS HAS GOTTEN OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL


THERE I WAS, TRYING TO BUY SOME GUM IN THE SUPERMARKET, MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS WELFARE QUEEN SINGLE MOM IN LINE IN FRONT OF ME WAS ALL LIKE "ENNNH I'M GOING INTO LABOR GIMMIE A MOMENT" AND THEN SHE JUST POPPED OUT LIKE TEN SPROGS ALL IN ONE GO AND GOT AMNIOTIC FLUID ALL OVER MY SHOES

AGAIN



I SWEAR IF I GET HELD UP IN TRAFFIC ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME BECAUSE ONE OF THOSE BABY MACHINES DECIDES TO GO TO A FERTILITY CLINIC AND THEN SPEWS OUT BABIES ALL OVER THE INTERSECTION AND THUS MAKING ME WAIT UNTIL SOCIAL WORKERS MANAGE TO CLEAN THEM ALL UP, I AM GOING TO TAKE A SHIT EVERY DAY IN A MATERNITY WARD AND SWAP IT WITH A BABY BECAUSE THOSE FUCKING UTERI-WITH-LEGS PROBABLY WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE

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« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2009, 01:39:35 am »
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Re: The Truth About The "Octomom"
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2009, 04:08:54 am »
I completely agree that she's stupid.


But I don't care. I don't think she presents any kind of actual threat or that she's going to set a precedent or some bullshit. Everybody I know already thought that having a fuckton of kids that you can't support is a bad life decision; nobody needs to have a weirdo put up on stage like a circus freakshow so we can all self-righteously talk about how dumb she is.

This isn't a critical issue that requires all of America turn into a fucking ethics committee; it's an opportunity for people to say "LOL DUMBASS, boy it sure does help my self-esteem to know that I'm not that fucking stupid, and also it fills my vapid and boring existence to have something to get all judgmental over."

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Re: The Truth About The "Octomom"
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2009, 01:12:02 pm »
THIS HAS GOTTEN OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL


THERE I WAS, TRYING TO BUY SOME GUM IN THE SUPERMARKET, MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS WELFARE QUEEN SINGLE MOM IN LINE IN FRONT OF ME WAS ALL LIKE "ENNNH I'M GOING INTO LABOR GIMMIE A MOMENT" AND THEN SHE JUST POPPED OUT LIKE TEN SPROGS ALL IN ONE GO AND GOT AMNIOTIC FLUID ALL OVER MY SHOES

AGAIN



I SWEAR IF I GET HELD UP IN TRAFFIC ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME BECAUSE ONE OF THOSE BABY MACHINES DECIDES TO GO TO A FERTILITY CLINIC AND THEN SPEWS OUT BABIES ALL OVER THE INTERSECTION AND THUS MAKING ME WAIT UNTIL SOCIAL WORKERS MANAGE TO CLEAN THEM ALL UP, I AM GOING TO TAKE A SHIT EVERY DAY IN A MATERNITY WARD AND SWAP IT WITH A BABY BECAUSE THOSE FUCKING UTERI-WITH-LEGS PROBABLY WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE


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Re: The Truth About The "Octomom"
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2009, 04:22:30 pm »
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« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2009, 04:42:14 pm »

Ratatosk, I think you should seriously ask yourself how big the risk is that enough women will be insane enough and have the financial resources AND be able to find an unethical doctor to do it, that this could EVER potentially become a really-for-reals social problem?

It certainly isn't newsworthy, it's just another twitch to distract us from pondering the things that we should really be outraged about.

STUPID deserves derision.

If we lived in a more enlightened age, we would have more elegant weapons like rotten fruit to throw at idiots and assholes that behave stupidly and make our brains hurt. Alas, we no longer have the luxury of stating our opinion with month old eggs and half-black tomatoes. Don't misunderstand, I wish we had this venue for far more than just Octo-Mom. Everyone at Fox news, for example, should regularly be pelted with garbage. The CEO of GM, Merril-Lynch, Bear Stearns etc should be carted from one city to the next, so we can cover them with rotted fruit, then they can go get covered by our tax dollars.

If Octomom had Paris Hilton's inheritance, I would still consider her actions to be selfish and thoughtless. Fourteen children and one mother. Do you really think that she will be able to raise fourteen kids in a way that will be healthy and supportive? Teachers claim they can work best with a class of 20... and that's just a few hours a day on specific subjects.

The actions of Octomom, are the actions of a nation... writ tiny with frozen sperm. Octomom is living the life she wants, regardless as to the likelyhood that it is a life she can sustain. THAT, minus the in-vitro  bit... IS THE WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY. WHY are we in the shithole right now? Is it all because of teh evil Bushies and the Damned Bankers? NO. It's because of selfish, thoughtless people, from the Commander in Chief to the Chief Executive Officer to Joe the Fucking Plumber and Octomom. Octomom is not a new trend, Octomom is just doing with fetuses (feti?), what everyone else was doing with money... multiplying it in a fake non-sustainable manner, that someone else will have to pay for.

Her's just happened to involve a vagina.


Real reason:  While you're busy being outraged by Octomom, Congress is making a special delivery to your bunghole.

Too trite.

Congress makes regular deliveries to bungholes across the world... even when there is no Octomom distraction. This Country no longer cares. Half the states no longer mandate Government in schools (So sayeth Ruth Bater Ginsburg). Only 25% of Americans can NAME the three branches of government. AND THAT was before Octomom. Octomom is not distracting America from the bunghole rape.  Octomom just gives them someplace to go while they're squealing like a piggy.

If it weren't Octomom it would be pantyless Paris. In the grand scheme of things, I think Octomom deserves more derision.
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Re: The Truth About The "Octomom"
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2009, 04:49:12 pm »
What I want to know is where in the Hell did she get the money for the in-vitro if she was on welfare in the 1st place?  Please, holy freakin' Christ tell me that medicare didn't cover the cost?  This whole thing is just WRONG, WRONG, WRONG - nobody needs a LITTER of kids and it is a LITTER.

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Re: The Truth About The "Octomom"
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2009, 04:59:41 pm »

Ratatosk, I think you should seriously ask yourself how big the risk is that enough women will be insane enough and have the financial resources AND be able to find an unethical doctor to do it, that this could EVER potentially become a really-for-reals social problem?

It certainly isn't newsworthy, it's just another twitch to distract us from pondering the things that we should really be outraged about.

STUPID deserves derision.

If we lived in a more enlightened age, we would have more elegant weapons like rotten fruit to throw at idiots and assholes that behave stupidly and make our brains hurt. Alas, we no longer have the luxury of stating our opinion with month old eggs and half-black tomatoes. Don't misunderstand, I wish we had this venue for far more than just Octo-Mom. Everyone at Fox news, for example, should regularly be pelted with garbage. The CEO of GM, Merril-Lynch, Bear Stearns etc should be carted from one city to the next, so we can cover them with rotted fruit, then they can go get covered by our tax dollars.

If Octomom had Paris Hilton's inheritance, I would still consider her actions to be selfish and thoughtless. Fourteen children and one mother. Do you really think that she will be able to raise fourteen kids in a way that will be healthy and supportive? Teachers claim they can work best with a class of 20... and that's just a few hours a day on specific subjects.

The actions of Octomom, are the actions of a nation... writ tiny with frozen sperm. Octomom is living the life she wants, regardless as to the likelyhood that it is a life she can sustain. THAT, minus the in-vitro  bit... IS THE WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY. WHY are we in the shithole right now? Is it all because of teh evil Bushies and the Damned Bankers? NO. It's because of selfish, thoughtless people, from the Commander in Chief to the Chief Executive Officer to Joe the Fucking Plumber and Octomom. Octomom is not a new trend, Octomom is just doing with fetuses (feti?), what everyone else was doing with money... multiplying it in a fake non-sustainable manner, that someone else will have to pay for.

Her's just happened to involve a vagina.

Maybe. Public humiliation for stupidity certainly seems like a reasonable treatment.

However, Nadya Suleman is actually enjoying all this attention, for one thing, and for another, turning her into a media circus act isn't going to help push Americans in the direction of taking responsibility for their own actions. It's just going to reinforce the already-existing general opinion that people shouldn't have more babies than they can support (for a given definition of support, of course).

All this brouhaha over one idiot and her ovaries teaches America one thing. It's something we already knew, but people need a refresher course in it every once in a while: If you do something monumentally stupid, especially if it relates to something that people have strong feelings about (i.e. childbirth), you will get lots of attention.


Real reason:  While you're busy being outraged by Octomom, Congress is making a special delivery to your bunghole.

Too trite.

Congress makes regular deliveries to bungholes across the world... even when there is no Octomom distraction. This Country no longer cares. Half the states no longer mandate Government in schools (So sayeth Ruth Bater Ginsburg). Only 25% of Americans can NAME the three branches of government. AND THAT was before Octomom. Octomom is not distracting America from the bunghole rape.  Octomom just gives them someplace to go while they're squealing like a piggy.

If it weren't Octomom it would be pantyless Paris. In the grand scheme of things, I think Octomom deserves more derision.

We're on the same page here.

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Re: The Truth About The "Octomom"
« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2009, 05:05:11 pm »

Ratatosk, I think you should seriously ask yourself how big the risk is that enough women will be insane enough and have the financial resources AND be able to find an unethical doctor to do it, that this could EVER potentially become a really-for-reals social problem?

It certainly isn't newsworthy, it's just another twitch to distract us from pondering the things that we should really be outraged about.

STUPID deserves derision.

If we lived in a more enlightened age, we would have more elegant weapons like rotten fruit to throw at idiots and assholes that behave stupidly and make our brains hurt. Alas, we no longer have the luxury of stating our opinion with month old eggs and half-black tomatoes. Don't misunderstand, I wish we had this venue for far more than just Octo-Mom. Everyone at Fox news, for example, should regularly be pelted with garbage. The CEO of GM, Merril-Lynch, Bear Stearns etc should be carted from one city to the next, so we can cover them with rotted fruit, then they can go get covered by our tax dollars.

If Octomom had Paris Hilton's inheritance, I would still consider her actions to be selfish and thoughtless. Fourteen children and one mother. Do you really think that she will be able to raise fourteen kids in a way that will be healthy and supportive? Teachers claim they can work best with a class of 20... and that's just a few hours a day on specific subjects.

The actions of Octomom, are the actions of a nation... writ tiny with frozen sperm. Octomom is living the life she wants, regardless as to the likelyhood that it is a life she can sustain. THAT, minus the in-vitro  bit... IS THE WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY. WHY are we in the shithole right now? Is it all because of teh evil Bushies and the Damned Bankers? NO. It's because of selfish, thoughtless people, from the Commander in Chief to the Chief Executive Officer to Joe the Fucking Plumber and Octomom. Octomom is not a new trend, Octomom is just doing with fetuses (feti?), what everyone else was doing with money... multiplying it in a fake non-sustainable manner, that someone else will have to pay for.

Her's just happened to involve a vagina.

Maybe. Public humiliation for stupidity certainly seems like a reasonable treatment.

However, Nadya Suleman is actually enjoying all this attention, for one thing,

I bet she wouldn't be enjoying it nearly as much if it were the 'stocks and cabbage' circuit rather than the Dr. Phil and Good Morning America Circuit ;-)

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and for another, turning her into a media circus act isn't going to help push Americans in the direction of taking responsibility for their own actions. It's just going to reinforce the already-existing general opinion that people shouldn't have more babies than they can support (for a given definition of support, of course).

All this brouhaha over one idiot and her ovaries teaches America one thing. It's something we already knew, but people need a refresher course in it every once in a while: If you do something monumentally stupid, especially if it relates to something that people have strong feelings about (i.e. childbirth), you will get lots of attention.

Yep. I agree. And given what America has been outraged by in the past few years... I think this one has at least some reason for the outrage. Obviously, the media takes it too far, but that's all American media does with every story they get these days.


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Re: The Truth About The "Octomom"
« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2009, 05:10:55 pm »
thank GOD that the octo-paganini-mom's DNA has been spread throughout the gene pool.

why do smart peopl only have a couple kids and mouth-breathing morons have 14?

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« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2009, 05:30:15 pm »
thank GOD that the octo-paganini-mom's DNA has been spread throughout the gene pool.

why do smart peopl only have a couple kids and mouth-breathing morons have 14?

Cause smart people know that 12 out of the 14 kids would be likely to have serious psychological issues later in life ;-)

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« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2009, 06:26:31 pm »
Does paying for Octomom cost more than AIG?
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« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2009, 06:58:21 pm »
Does paying for Octomom cost more than AIG?

I think they're both full of toxic assets ;-)
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