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Re: The Truth About The "Octomom"
« Reply #45 on: March 09, 2009, 01:45:59 am »

I just paid $2 trillion for a raft of stupid causes.

This crisis is getting old.  I can only shit myself in panic so many times before the word starts to lose its effect.
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Re: The Truth About The "Octomom"
« Reply #46 on: March 09, 2009, 01:46:45 am »

I just paid $2 trillion for a raft of stupid causes.

This crisis is getting old.  I can only shit myself in panic so many times before the word starts to lose its effect.

Same thing happened with terrorism.

Difference is, this really is just as bad as is being said.  No, it's worse. 
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Re: The Truth About The "Octomom"
« Reply #47 on: March 09, 2009, 02:08:35 am »
Same thing happened with terrorism.
Difference is, this really is just as bad as is being said.  No, it's worse. 

I have a feeling throwing money at the crisis will not solve it, nor will bullets at the other ism.  Do we only know how to (poorly) deal with the symptoms of this necrosis.  And necrosis may or 'may not be the right word, but it's the first that comes to mind.' C.P.
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Re: The Truth About The "Octomom"
« Reply #48 on: March 09, 2009, 02:09:28 am »
The things they want us to be shitting our pants over is trite, pointless, and moronic.

The horrible troofs we ought to be shitting our pants over are so many, varied, and huge that one must learn to be a connoisseur shitter, or else suffer prolapse.

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Re: The Truth About The "Octomom"
« Reply #49 on: March 09, 2009, 02:11:31 am »
The things they want us to be shitting our pants over is trite, pointless, and moronic.

The horrible troofs we ought to be shitting our pants over are so many, varied, and huge that one must learn to be a connoisseur shitter, or else suffer prolapse.

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« Reply #50 on: March 09, 2009, 02:15:25 am »
Same thing happened with terrorism.
Difference is, this really is just as bad as is being said.  No, it's worse. 

I have a feeling throwing money at the crisis will not solve it, nor will bullets at the other ism.  Do we only know how to (poorly) deal with the symptoms of this necrosis.  And necrosis may or 'may not be the right word, but it's the first that comes to mind.' C.P.

You are assuming anything will solve it.

No, it is more likely we will all be embroiled in another huge fucking war, and when the dust settles we'll have lots and lots of dead people and still no answers.

It's what we do.
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« Reply #51 on: March 09, 2009, 02:22:41 am »

You are assuming anything will solve it.

No, it is more likely we will all be embroiled in another huge fucking war, and when the dust settles we'll have lots and lots of dead people and still no answers.

It's what we do.

Yea, it's a little too late to say sorry.  Since there's another war coming i have more opportunities to profit at an acceptable risk to my own life.  I just wish i was doing the job they sent me to school for.  You were in the military, right?  Airforce?  I'm the equivalent of TDY right now.  Hell, while i'm at it somebody just might grant me the wish i'm afraid to grant myself.  Send me a care package with the octomom's porn in it, would ya.
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« Reply #52 on: March 09, 2009, 02:25:46 am »

You are assuming anything will solve it.

No, it is more likely we will all be embroiled in another huge fucking war, and when the dust settles we'll have lots and lots of dead people and still no answers.

It's what we do.

Yea, it's a little too late to say sorry.  Since there's another war coming i have more opportunities to profit at an acceptable risk to my own life.  I just wish i was doing the job they sent me to school for.  You were in the military, right?  Airforce?  I'm the equivalent of TDY right now.  Hell, while i'm at it somebody just might grant me the wish i'm afraid to grant myself.  Send me a care package with the octomom's porn in it, would ya.

Naw, not USAF.  I was a grunt in the army.

And yeah, we'll send you the freak getting freaky.  :lol:
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Re: The Truth About The "Octomom"
« Reply #53 on: March 09, 2009, 02:36:18 am »
Same thing happened with terrorism.
Difference is, this really is just as bad as is being said.  No, it's worse. 

I have a feeling throwing money at the crisis will not solve it, nor will bullets at the other ism.  Do we only know how to (poorly) deal with the symptoms of this necrosis.  And necrosis may or 'may not be the right word, but it's the first that comes to mind.' C.P.

You are assuming anything will solve it.

No, it is more likely we will all be embroiled in another huge fucking war, and when the dust settles we'll have lots and lots of dead people and still no answers.

It's what we do.


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Re: The Truth About The "Octomom"
« Reply #54 on: March 09, 2009, 02:40:08 am »

Naw, not USAF.  I was a grunt in the army.

And yeah, we'll send you the freak getting freaky.  :lol:

The video must be carefully disguised though, they prefer little boys for their sexual recreation  :eek:  You're about DS/DS age, did you get oil rained on you?  Who was octomom back then?
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« Reply #55 on: March 09, 2009, 02:44:41 am »

Naw, not USAF.  I was a grunt in the army.

And yeah, we'll send you the freak getting freaky.  :lol:

The video must be carefully disguised though, they prefer little boys for their sexual recreation  :eek:  You're about DS/DS age, did you get oil rained on you?  Who was octomom back then?

I spent a little time over there.  They had us convinced we were saving an ally, making the world free, yada yada yada.  It took me years to realize that I had simply been at a trade show, and that the moral lesson of that trade show was "Buy OUR weapons, or we'll hold the NEXT trade show at YOUR house.

I think that was the first really critical political thinking I ever actually did.
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« Reply #56 on: March 09, 2009, 03:00:46 am »
I spent a little time over there.  They had us convinced we were saving an ally, making the world free, yada yada yada.  It took me years to realize that I had simply been at a trade show, and that the moral lesson of that trade show was "Buy OUR weapons, or we'll hold the NEXT trade show at YOUR house.

I think that was the first really critical political thinking I ever actually did.

As i poorly stated a while ago, i try to keep my motives dissociated from politics.  The motives are usually wheels within wheels, or greed based.  Funny, they told me the same thing when our ally South Korea, faced the threat of a TBM and our radar was one of few that could detect it.  They also happen to be the largest customer of US Military goods and services, and there also happened to be a bill on the floor of congress upping the amount of $money$ a foreign nation can spend without high level approval... that bump... i tink covered, the cost of that radar. heh

Then again Korea always seems to be on the brink of war.  Kim Jung Il is frequently trying to scare the shit out of his neighbors and i'm always waiting for that crazy son of a bitch to just say fuck it one day.  They should stop being pussies and just do it already.

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« Reply #57 on: March 09, 2009, 05:27:39 am »
Same thing happened with terrorism.
Difference is, this really is just as bad as is being said.  No, it's worse. 

I have a feeling throwing money at the crisis will not solve it, nor will bullets at the other ism.  Do we only know how to (poorly) deal with the symptoms of this necrosis.  And necrosis may or 'may not be the right word, but it's the first that comes to mind.' C.P.

You are assuming anything will solve it.

No, it is more likely we will all be embroiled in another huge fucking war, and when the dust settles we'll have lots and lots of dead people and still no answers.

It's what we do.

Yeah. I gotta agree. I figure we're going to pull our troops out of Afghanistan, and overrun everything south of us to the canal zone. The drug wars on the TX/NM/AZ border are getting too intense.

Maybe not with this turkey-in-chief, but surely with the next. Screw the Amero, we're going to make everyone but Canada love the Dollar.

And I won't be happy about any of it if I'm right. Eisenhower was right too, and we didn't listen. 

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Re: The Truth About The "Octomom"
« Reply #58 on: March 09, 2009, 07:59:34 am »
The things they want us to be shitting our pants over is trite, pointless, and moronic.

The horrible troofs we ought to be shitting our pants over are so many, varied, and huge that one must learn to be a connoisseur shitter, or else suffer prolapse.

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Re: The Truth About The "Octomom"
« Reply #59 on: March 09, 2009, 08:24:33 am »
If China or Russia recovers before the USA, place bets on systemic war.  Or, at the very least, a massive shift of power and lots of proxy wars.  I don't see it happening, one of the graces of the financial crisis is that it hit everywhere within a few months and so, while reducing overall economic output, it has in essence preversed the current status quo.  But depending on who does what, challenges to US primacy in Eastern Europe, Central Asia and SE Asia may be more common.  Russia is already relying on quasi-5GW techniques (hackers, lawfare, energy resources) to force US allies to become less enthusiastically supportive of the country.  But since Russia is essentially an energy company with an army right now, they may factor in the economic costs of such a conflict and shy away.  China is sticking with the USA for now, but there is only so much shit they will take.  Their use of populist elements in the country is going to bite them in the ass sooner or later, and could eventually force them to move in unexpected and unpredictable ways - ones which may not be in the interest of the USA or Japan.
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