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Re: UNLIMITED financial fuckery thread
« Reply #60 on: April 05, 2009, 01:48:04 pm »

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Re: UNLIMITED financial fuckery thread
« Reply #61 on: April 05, 2009, 06:29:51 pm »
I don't understand this whole bull/bear thing....
I'm scared, but I have confidence in my stock market picks....
 if I lose it all, meh. I'll still have a job so it's not too big of a deal, ..
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Re: UNLIMITED financial fuckery thread
« Reply #62 on: April 05, 2009, 06:37:32 pm »
Basically, bull market = good, bear market = bad.

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Re: UNLIMITED financial fuckery thread
« Reply #63 on: April 05, 2009, 10:05:24 pm »
I don't understand this whole bull/bear thing....
I'm scared, but I have confidence in my stock market picks....
 if I lose it all, meh. I'll still have a job so it's not too big of a deal, ..

Bull Market: Everybody buys into hyped-up bullshit.
Bear Market: Everybody's scared and hugging their teddy bears.

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Re: UNLIMITED financial fuckery thread
« Reply #64 on: April 06, 2009, 01:51:17 am »
I'd love to see the pair of mini-crashes in the late 80s add to that chart. Just for comparison.
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Re: UNLIMITED financial fuckery thread
« Reply #65 on: April 06, 2009, 01:52:48 am »
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: UNLIMITED financial fuckery thread
« Reply #66 on: April 06, 2009, 01:53:36 am »
profit off the next economic collapse by investing in alcohol and tobacco companies.

Bad idea. They are in danger of being 'sin taxed' right out of business.

That's what the black market is for.
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Re: UNLIMITED financial fuckery thread
« Reply #67 on: April 06, 2009, 01:55:46 am »
profit off the next economic collapse by investing in alcohol and tobacco companies.

Bad idea. They are in danger of being 'sin taxed' right out of business.

That's what the black market is for.

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Re: UNLIMITED financial fuckery thread
« Reply #69 on: April 06, 2009, 01:57:57 am »
profit off the next economic collapse by investing in alcohol and tobacco companies.

Bad idea. They are in danger of being 'sin taxed' right out of business.

That's what the black market is for.

Heh. Just got back from the Res.

Which one? 

Won't help, though.  The new tax is federal.  Buy from Vito.  Things fall off of trucks around him a lot.
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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: UNLIMITED financial fuckery thread
« Reply #71 on: April 06, 2009, 02:02:14 am »
profit off the next economic collapse by investing in alcohol and tobacco companies.

Bad idea. They are in danger of being 'sin taxed' right out of business.

That's what the black market is for.

yeah, ppl will always spend money on two items to matter what-drink and food -tobacco-maybe
just in the last couple of weeks i heard that alcohol sales have gone up-i havent done any research to back that up though but i believe it.

I also think there is a simple way to fix this whole economic mess (ofcourse nothing will work and it is doomed)
change the name of the dollar
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Re: UNLIMITED financial fuckery thread
« Reply #72 on: April 06, 2009, 02:13:53 am »
profit off the next economic collapse by investing in alcohol and tobacco companies.

Bad idea. They are in danger of being 'sin taxed' right out of business.

That's what the black market is for.

Heh. Just got back from the Res.

Which one?  

Won't help, though.  The new tax is federal.  Buy from Vito.  Things fall off of trucks around him a lot.

 Still,  a carton. I can make my own whiskey.
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Re: UNLIMITED financial fuckery thread
« Reply #73 on: April 06, 2009, 02:46:39 am »
the opinion from the Country sector.

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