Author Topic: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?  (Read 50897 times)

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These arguing threads are shitty because I don't enjoy seeing my friends hate on each other over stupid bullshit.

I find that it stops things from getting stale. Forums where everyone is nice to each other (even when they secretly hate each other) don't really hold my interest for long.

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Pshaw. This is the best thread in Apple Talk I've read in a while. Beats the news articles and LJ-style stuff in any case.
Exactly. No one is being paid to be here. Go read about Jade Goody if this isn't to your liking.

As I said, Pledge me and I'll be forced to stop.

These arguing threads are shitty because I don't enjoy seeing my friends hate on each other over stupid bullshit.
I thought you didn't like me anymore either. Shouldn't this be a good thing? Maybe I'll get chased away with an artful reply.
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This thread is 100% times more hilarious today. 
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Either way, your verbose responses are starting to fizzle out... I thought this is what you lived for?

Give me something to work with. You're not even saying anything that I can argue with. So you aren't afraid of me. Am I supposed to argue that? Should I become a real internet tough guy?

I'll give it a shot:

Yeah you are afraid of me. Tell me where you live and I'll come punch you in your face.

I can only argue or comment on things that are worthwhile. Take Ratty's post: I can't really refute being some kind of an attention whore because he's right, that's why we post. As far as the question of motive I can't argue there either. It's an opinion. What would I say "I am so doing this all for you, just ask my legion of friends. I told them all about how I come on here to entertain. Call them."

"I'm not afraid" and "I think you are threatening me" are opinions that I can't really sway through argument.

Address PM'd... I look forward to your visit, Mr. Norris.

You pulled the frightened thing from a couple toss-away comments, how about the crux of my point?  That you are a hollow caricature of a formerly worthwhile poster?  You could start there.

However, I am finished work now and will be going out for drinks with friends.  Don't worry, though, I'm sure I'll get back to checking this thread at some point to see what sort of stunning retort you came up with.  
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Alright, it's official. The gauntlet has been laid down. I know where Hoopla lives. If anyone here wants to give me a ride, you will get the exclusive rights to seeing the all time most amazing ass beating of a lifetime live and in person.
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your going to need a passport
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You pulled the frightened thing from a couple toss-away comments, how about the crux of my point?  That you are a hollow caricature of a formerly worthwhile poster?  You could start there.  

Another opinion. I can't refute that. Am I supposed to say "Everyone get in here and take sides, do you think I'm awesome or a shell?" Will that prove it? No! Even if everyone comes in here and cheers me on your opinion will still be your opinion.

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I thought so.
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You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has forums. And those forums have to be guarded by men with balls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Dr. Hoopla? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lysergic and you curse the Trolls. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Lysergic's browbeating, while tragic, probably saved intrigue. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves intrigue...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum. You need me on that forum. We use words like flame, troll, pwn...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very lulz I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and post a flame. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
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Actually, I'd now like to see this thread renamed "What happens when adults act like 12 year olds".

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Hoopla you're an uninteresting fuck that never really has anything interesting to say.

You are a shell of a formerly uninteresting forgettable poster.

Discuss.
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I don't want anyone to go away. I just want sombunall you fucking fucks to realize that the MOSBUNONLY REASON you post on the internet is for attention. It;s because maybe sometimes we desperately want our pathetic world view to be meaningful to someone. Mosbunonly an attention whore would start a thread about their opinion of another attention whore.

So, we're MOSBUNALL FUCKING WHORES. If you want to pretend to have some altruistic attempt at raising the quality of the forums, maybe consider that you couldgo spit it in a sock, then come back here for some more whoring.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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The reason I didn't "call out" the person I was referring to as a bigger attention whore was because, unlike you, their behaviour didn't cause me to froth at the mouth out of pure rage.  
THIS JUST IN HOOPs ONLY CALLS OUT PEOPLE THAT MAKE HIM FROTH AT THE MOUTH.


Yes, I consider Suu the biggest attention whore on this forum, but it doesn't ruin my day or cause me to loathe her.
THIS JUST IN, SUU MAKES HOOPs FROTH FROM THE MOUTH
 I like Suu, I just don't care for the constant barrage of pics, no big deal.
What are you, some sort of FAG?

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"What happens when adults act like 12 year olds".

Loveshade gets really confused.

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"What happens when adults act like 12 year olds".

Loveshade gets really confused.

I just realized this offers the potential for argument crossover with the retard thread.

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